A/N: I'm BAAAAAAAAAACCCCCKKKKK!!! Sorta...just got a little FMSP Inspiration. Via American Idol of all things. Thank you worthless singers! By the way, in case you can't tell, this is Hojo. And it's really freakin' hilarious if you picture Kadaj, Yazoo and Loz singing back up.
Disclaimer: I own nothing but the insatiable desire to perform smash ups of Queen songs and Final Fantasy characters.
Can anybody find me some body to clone?
Each evening I come in and lurk a little
Through the labs I stealthily creep
Spare a glance at my research and cry
Shiva, why can't these fools see?
I have spent half my life in researching Her
But I just can't get them to believe, Gods!
Some body, any body
Can anybody find me some body to clone?
I splice each cell in each speciman
I try to make excellent clones
Every day, every night ever working here, can't go home
No god dares heed my plea
And I can't get laid
Lucrecia endlessly cries
Oden - some body - any body
Can anybody find me - some body to clone?
(He yells loud)
Everyday - I scream and I scream and I scream-
But everybody wants to shoot me down
They say I'm going crazy
They say I'm psycho, cruel, unusual, insane
Have no moral sense
I have nobody left to deceive
No - no no no
Ifrit
Some body - any body
Can anybody find me some body to clone?
There's no one, there's no speciman
Worthless like dragonfly feet
That's just great, this ain't right!
I shall not, will not be beat!
I will find that one perfect speciman and
One day, they'll all worship me, YESSSSS!
Find me some body to clone!
Can anybody find me some body to clone?!
A/N: (dies laughing at own stupidity and the fact that I ACTUALLY posted something!)