So today was the day we put the new room in our house, (that Annabeth designed) , Zoey's play day, and to start on my book I got on my computer and wrote this.
Calming Your Woman
By: Restless Husband AKA Percy Jackson
First of all it needs to happen at night (that's when all the smooth jazz is on). Then with a couple of jokes and by then you get into the mood. But then Zo- I mean your daughter comes in and says she needs more juice. So then Anna- I mean your wife gets up and goes to get juice leaving me- I mean you alone in a bad mood. Curse Zo- I mean your daughter. Oh no Anna- I mean your wife is coming! You better- Oh forget it.
I sat back and turned off the monitor.
"Hi honey." Annabeth looked at me real strange.
"Hi daddy." Zoey said as I was turning on the monitor.
"Daddy what's that button that says S-A-V,"
"No Zoey don't!" But it was to late Zoey saved right when Annabeth came in!
"Hey Percy what you writing?" She turned the monitor and scanner over it, her face darkened as she read on.
"Zoey," Annabeth said in her trying-to-be-sweet-voice.
"Go play with Steve and Holly."
"OK." She said. Then Zoey opened the door and shouted.
"Steve, Holly get your butts over here!' She paused. "Were going to play doctor!"
Once Zoey left Annabeth turned to me, her gray eyes were as dark as storm clouds.
"You decide to write a book and for the Gods sake it has to be about THIS!"
I was about answer when I heard a scream.
"Zoe." Annabeth said.
"Your child!" I said quickly since I knew I was still in trouble.