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They walked up to Tsunade's house.
"You actually think baa-san's gonna give candy?" Naruto asked, his hands propped up behind his head.
"Most likely not." Neji said sighing, being unwillingly dragged up some front porch steps to Tsunade's door.
"That would be most unyouthful!!" Lee gasped dramatically, staggering back a few steps in shock.
"And nobody cares, Lee." Ino said, shaking her head. Then, she most rudely shoved Shikamaru up to the door. "Ring the door bell, Shika-kun!"
"Troublesome."
"Lazy-ass!!"
"SHUT UP!!!" Choji roared, "AND GET MY CANDY!!" Shikamaru, with a deer-in-the-head-lights stare, quickly rang the bell.
The door smashed open, revealing a very un-sober Tsunade.
"What do you want?!"
"TRICK-OR-TREAT!!" Everyone yelled simultaneously.
"GO AWAY!!" she yelled back, re-slamming the door in their faces.
"That was…special." o.0
They came up to Kakashi-sensei's house. A little more wary than last time, might I add.
This time, Temari knocked.
"TRICK-OR-TREAT!!"
"We'd appreciate the treats a little more, though!!" Kiba yelled from somewhere in the back of the crowd.
"Hold on," Kakashi said, turning around to rummage through something. When he finally turned around, he held out Hershey bars and little strips of paper.
"Here!" he said smiling, handing everyone a bar and a paper.
They all turned and left, without saying anything. Except our dear Hinata-chan.
"Th-thank you..." Then she left as well.
"What's with these papers?!" Tenten asked suddenly, staring at the paper quizzically and holding it at arms length.
"Hn." Sasuke said, taking his paper and chucking it behind them.
"Read Icha Icha Paradise, can be bought at your local Konoha bookstore." Sakura read out loud.
"Oh, craaap!! Sensei's trying to get us to read his pervy-sage stuff again!" Naruto said while feigning disappointment, shaking his head.
""Most unyouthful!" Lee started to cry, and the girls through their slips on the ground and stomped on them.
"THAT PERV!!" Sakura and Ino yelled, just as Tenten and Temari started cracking their knuckles.
"Let's get 'im."
*Many painful moments later*
"Kay, we're good."
"Y-you shouldn't…have b-been so mean..." Hinata stated, blushing.
"Yea, he was just being himself!!" Naruto said, defending his master. Kiba just smirked and nodded. Two 'Hns" and one 'Troublesome' could be heard from the general direction of the prodigies.
"Let's just keep going." Choji said most impatiently. They all started walking towards Asuma's house.
They ran the door bell and said the traditional trick-or-treat. When the door opened, it revealed Asuma standing next to Kurenai, who was holding the candy bowl.
"Yes!! Woo!" They yelled, digging in. Choji grabbed and exceedingly large handful, and received a rather scary glare from the emotional pregnant woman.
"Thanks!!" They yelled, bolting for Jiraiya's house.
But they didn't get quite what they expected.
Sorry for the lame-ish cliffhanger. But, I'm lucky to be updating at all!! I'm in a wheelchair right now cuz I fell down the stairs and broke my big toe bone in half and can't bump it on anything or I get surgery…*doom*. Yeah…so, please review and tell me what you think!! I
just figured out how to tell how many people read my fanfics, so I feel special. ^-^ I have people in Germany reading this!! And the Bahamas!! And Australia!! HOLY CRAP!! I apologize to those who are reading this and are from there. It's just AWSUM!! Cuz I'm in the USA!! Oh, and I've decided to make this four chapters. Kay? Kay. REVIEW!!'Til Chapter 3,
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