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Naruto called ringing the doorbell.
"He's MY pervy-sage!! BELIEVE IT!!"
When he pushed the button, everyone took a step back. It's always good to be cautious around a pervert, neh?
Then the door opened, revealing one of the 3 legendary Sanin, famous author of Icha Icha Paradise, Jiraiya…
IN A BALLERINA COSTUME.
"I-it's all Tsundae's fault!! I lost a game of poker!! DOOON"T THINK BADLY OF MEEE!!" He yelled, latching onto Naruto and sobbing.
"It's okay, pervy-sage!! She made me dress up as Hannah Montanna once!! I UNDERSTATND!!"
Everyone took a step back, except Lee, who joined in on the hug.
"It's the power of yooouuuth!!"
…o.0…
After they got the three spazzes off each other (They had to have Sasuke and Neji pry them apart) Jiraiya decided to 'appriciate' the girls' costumes.
"Wheeew," he whistled. "You girls look fine!!"
That's when the boys decided, 'Hmm. I guess it would be a good idea to knock some sense into the pervert.'
Minus Choji; who was raiding Jiraiya's candy bowl, and minus Lee; whose innocent mind didn't even grasp what a pervert was.
When they were done, the guys looked up and saw the girls looking directly at the guys with bright blushes on their faces.
"What's wrong?" Kiba asked Temari worriedly.
"Oh, it's nothing!" She said waving it off. Similar situations were going on with the rest of their friends; the girl's denying that anything was wrong.
The boys slightly huddled as they walked on towards Gai's house.
"There's definitely something wrong." Naruto said, pumping a fist into his other hand.
"Yeah, but what is it?" Shikamaru asked. The girls kept looking back at them, blushes reappearing, as they quietly whispered to one another.
"Yes, something unyouthful…"
"Maybe they need candy!!" Munch munch.
"Hn…I think it's something bigger than that."
"Nice call, Uchiha. Very observant."
"You know what, Hyuuga? I don't see you offering any ideas."
"Hn."
"Hn."
"Troublesome."
"DON'T FIGHT!!! WE MUST HELP THEM, BELIEVE IT!!"
"YEAH!! AKAMARU, GO SPY ON THEM!!"
"Arf!!"
Akamaru padded over to the girls…
"I'm so, like, put down!! Even Fivehead's upset!! I wish Shikamaru would stop being such a lazy-ass and ask me out!!
"Yeah, same with Sasuke!! If he would just stop being such an emo-kid, I think we would be great!!
"And with Neji…that ice-cube needs to freaking talk more!!
"I-I think N-Naruto is f-fine…"
"Darlin', he's so thickheaded about his own feelings. He's worse than Kiba, and that's saying a lot. I've known Kiba for five years, and he still hasn't asked me out!!"
"Yeah…"
The five girls looked down sadly and kept walking. What they didn't realize was Akamaru padding away from the scene, reporting back to 'base'…
Akamaru told Kiba everything, and Kiba relayed it back to the guys.
"Ohmyhokage…Hinata likes me…? YESSS!! HAHAHA!!" He pumped his fist into the air.
"I didn't know you liked her. I thought you liked Sakura, Dobe."
"Nope!! I like Hina-chan! You can have Saku-chan, Teme!!" Naruto ran up to Hinata, leaving Sasuke behind blushing.
"…Whoa. The Vengeful Emo Kid of Konoha is blushing." Kiba said.
"Shouldn't you be talking to Temari?!" He snapped, trying to bring back some dignity.
"Yeah. Shouldn't you be talking to Sakura?" He said back sarcastically, already walking towards the girls. Sasuke walked behind him with his head held high....kind of.
"Sigh…such a bother…C'mon Neji. Let's go get Tenten and Ino-pig."
"…You call her that? Won't you get castrated?"
"…Yeah. Probably. Troublesome…" With a 'sigh' and a 'hn', the last to guys walked up to the girl's, leaving Choji and Lee behind.
"Doesn't anyone love us…?"
The girls were about to walk up Gai's front doorsteps when the first boy came. Then more and more came. All with blushes on their faces.
"What's up, guys…?" Tenten asked, slightly laughing. "You guys are all blushing like school girls!!"
The girl's snickered. Except Hinata.
"Th-that's not very…"
"Hinata, chillax!!" Ino said, blushing when Shika and Neji popped up.
"Whaddya want?" Temari asked, feigning nonchalant-ness.
"We, uh…" The boys glanced at each other nervously.
"...We like you."
~x.X.x~
That, my dear readers, would have been a wonderfully adorable confession, had Gai-sensei not opened the door as they said it.
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