Edward, Mr. Banner is boring me.
And, Bella?
Say something funny.
Something funny.
Ha-Ha, Eddiekins.
Don't call me that.
Why nooot?
Because he's a party pooper.
Shut up Emmett. Why are you always here?
Because English sucks.
And you are a party pooper, Eddiekins.
Yeah! I turned your girlfriend against you!
You're so cruel to Edward, Emmett.
Thank you, Alice. Shouldn't you be in Spanish?
Maybe. What's it to you?
Never mind.
Yeah, you better not say anything.
I love you, Alice.
WTF!? I thought you loved me!
You are so silly sometimes, love. I love Alice like a sister.
That's not true. Liar! Liar! Li-
Emmett, I will give you a grizzly if you shut up now.
A Grizzly? Okay!
You are so stupid, Emmett. But I love you.
I thought you loved me?
Sure, sure, Eddiekins.
Whoa. I see wedding bells in the near future. And they aren't yours.
Whose?
Nobody's.
Alice, tell us. Edward, did you see it?
Chill, dudes. I was pulling a fast one on you.
Do you guys like blood?
EW, blood!
Tell me, Bella, how did you end up with a vampire who needs blood to survive?
I don't really know. But you are cute. And sweet. And I love you.
Get a room!
They are in one, Bozo.
Then get an outside!
You show PDAs all the time with Rosalie, Emmett.
We're seniors. Literally. It's a bit different.
Think what you want.
Guys, I think Mr. Banner suspects us.
Bite him, Edward.
No. As much as I hate his class, I will not kill him.
Humph. Fine, be that way.
Yeah, Edward.
Yeah, Eddie.
What's with all the names? It's Edward.
And you're whipped.
Am not.
Yes, you are, Eddie-poo.
Fine.
Whpppsh!
Shut up, Emmett.