Characters:
Bella/Edward/Alice/Emmett/Jacob/Mike
Edward, do you love me?
Yes, Bella.
Liar!
I'm not lying.
Yes you are. I'm leaving you!
No, Bella!
Yes!
Where did you come from, Jacob?
Up your butt and around the corner.
You are so immature.
At least I won Bella. You lost, bloodsucker.
Actually, neither of you won. I'm going to Mike.
Yes! I finally get Bella! After all these years of stalking her!
Excuse me?
Nothing.
He said he stalks you.
Did not.
I heard it too.
Me too.
Me four.
Wow, Mike. That's freaky. Get away.
We are in Bio, I can't get away, or I'll fail.
He will. But I don't care.
Ditto.
Same.
Tritto.
Tritto? WTF is that?
It's my special word. It rocks!
You are retardo, Emmett.
Am not.
I thought you guys were agreeing on everything.
Why would you think that?
No reason.
So Bella, who are you going to choose?
Hmmmm……Eddie!
WTF? You just told him you would leave him!
I was lying.
Oh yeah! I pwned you guys!