Bella/Edward/Alice /Jacob
Bella, your bloodsuckers are creepy.
At least we don't turn into giant dogs.
Oh, yeah?
Nice comeback, mutt.
At least I don't have the need to drink Bella's blood.
That was below the belt.
You guys don't have to be so mean to each other, jeez.
You were the one that had to confide in mythical creatures.
Maybe I had no idea there were mythical creatures.
So why are we creepy, Jacob?
You have your freaking mind power thingamabobs.
Thingamabobs? What? Are you in kindergarten?
Shut up, leech.
Do you read off a list for vampire nicknames, Jacob?
Maybe.
He does. He just thought of it.
Get out of my head, Dracula!
Please don't call my boyfriend Dracula, Jacob.
Why not? He's old enough.
That is true.
And who is he kidding? He is, like, such a pedophile.
Can't say I don't agree with him there, either.
I thought you were supposed to be on my side, Alice.
Nope. I'm on the side that makes sense.
I guess that makes sense.
My senses are better than his senses.
God, I hate mythical creatures. Edward is a vampire, Jacob is a werewolf, and Alice is a pixie; but you guys have to fight for me? Pixies don't have any enemies!
Hey!
Can't say you don't look like one.
I agree. You are small enough to be one.
Okay, enough of picking on Alice, continue with seeing who is better for Bella.
Why would you say that, Alice?
I'm taller.
She loves me more.
I can give her babies.
Jake! Gross! You are going down the wrong path there, pal.
You know it's true.
I can cool her down if she has a fever.
WTF does that have to do with anything?
I can warm her if she's cold.
I like the cold.
Ha! Eat that!
It's not edible.
Good point there, Bud.
Why is everyone going against me?
Because he's making more sense now.
I love you Edward. And Jacob?
Thanks for choosing, Bella.
Don't you roll your eyes at me!
She said she loves me too. Hear that!
I have vampire hearing. Of course I heard it.
None of you made sense. This is a letter. You can't hear it.
I agree with Alice.
Fine then. Read that.
Why does Jacob make more sense than you? You're 107 years old.
She has a point there.
Maybe I didn't read the handbook on 'How to Deal with Pesky Werewolves."
I am not pesky. You are.
Shut up.
No.
I have never noticed. Edward is a pedophile. I just got that.
Wow. Slow, much?
Shut up.
A/n: This will be the last chapter in this 'story'. I have another idea and I can't wait to get on it. Plus, I can't work on three things at once, so see ya'll later in another story!