Bloody Bloody Bloody Men. No.. he's not even a man, he's just seventeen. Well, if we all went to Hogwarts we'd both be adults now... but i wouldn't really want to go all the way to Scotland for schooling... not that i didn't like England or Scotland (Scotland's my surname... la lala la la la...), but i don't really like heights and i've never been in an airplane before and so i really wouldn't know what to expect.

My driving skills were pretty good if you ask me, considering i taught myself and pretended i'd been taught by an adult. I'd stopped crying back at the turn from La Push into Forks and was now driving at 70mph on the road straight to Port Angeles having passed through Forks. Smiling and singing along to Walking on Sunshine, i drove and drove until, about half an hour later i skidded the car into the parking space and got out, clicking the locks on as i went.

"Hi... erm, one student to see Sherlock Holmes at... i'm sorry, what are the times?"

"Let me just check for you." i smiled sweetly at this guy who looked like he was in his early twenties and he grinned back at me. He didn't look very good looking so obviously he thought that he had a chance with me. I wasn't very pleased but if it meant i could get out of the cold sooner i'd smile more. "you just missed the start of one, but there's one at... 6.45pm if you want to book a ticket. That's... $7.80 and a ten minute wait."

"Yeah, please." Just then i heard the girls from behind me.

"Oh my god, why is the freak watching the same film we came here to watch?" I gulped and looked down at my trainers. The colours brightened my mood a little bit and i smiled. "Andrea, i can't believe she sat with Collin today. Did you see it? she was totally hitting on him." My eyes widened and i looked around, trying to see all of the different colours to brighten up my mood.

"I know... i thought for a second that Collin was trustworthy you know, and then they started talking so i talked to Damien." She did it. My brother's girlfriend got the bullies to slushie me in front of my brother. All because she thought i was coming on to him. Told you it wasn't pretty when women get the wrong idea about Collin and me. I just hope she's nice on the inside because Collin does not deserve to date a selfish girl. Oh, that was mean... I'm sorry.

"Here ya go. One ticket to see Sherlock Holmes at 6.40pm. Sure you want this time?" i shook my head and looked down before mumbling.

"Can i have a ticket to Day Breakers instead please." He looked at me like 'serious?' i nodded and smiled again before i saw his expression cloud and he stared ahead. My eyes widened and i felt a pair of hands pick he up. "Ooh, i'm flying." I got a look at the person who pulled me out of the line. "Brady. i thought i told you to let me go on my own."

"I-I" he scratched his neck and looked down at me. "I know but I told Collin what happened and then i looked at you and i can't stand you being upset so i decided to cmoe anyway. I'll sit behind you if you want."

"Promise you won't leave me half way through?"

"Promise. And i also promise that Collin will find out about what Andrea did and i'll definitely buy you popcorn and i promise that i'll be a gentleman throughout."

"I like bright colours. My trainers have rainbows on them and i don't know what my favourite colour is."

"So..." he frwned for a moment and stepped backwards, crossing his arms and stroking his invisible beard. i giggled and he tried not to smile. "Okay, so you're going to pay for your ticket, because then you will feel okay about keeping the colourful stub." i grinned and nodded at him. "Wow, that actually makes sense".

"I make sense a lot of the time, people just don't know what i'm talking about to make sense of it."

"I know what you're talking about. I-I mean, erm... we should probably go and buy the tickets." I nodded and we rejoined the group. There were a few people talking loudly in front of us and i rolled my eyes at Brady. He smiled and tilted his head mouthing, 'look again'. I did and realised that Collin was the one arguing.

"Collin and Andrea started dating two years ago, he was only fifteen and he thought he was in love with her. She's been way too clingy lately she even went as far as to insult our alp- i mean one of my friends' Sam's wife Emily" I gasped, i'd heard of Emily on one of the few occasions lately which Collin had had time to talk to me. "I know, and i think this was finally a way out of their relationship!" i smiled and looked back, taking my camera out of the the purse i had picked up and turned the little circle of options to the video one.

"I've always wondered about how video is portrayed in dvds after the event has been captured on.." i pressed play and started to record the unfolding event. It was quite funny actually, seeing an over 6 foot young man breaking up with his five foot three or so girlfriend. "She's bright orange isn't she?" i heard Brady laugh. Just then Collin turned and walked over to me, i mean us. "Hey."

"Well i did it, i finally broke up with her! i'm so sorry for not being there for you Sis."

"Thank you. Not only am i happy now that i got that on film, that you're going to buy me popcorn, but also because i would have hated for you to marry her and i'd be stuck looking at a woman who was living proof that your mum really can fuck a wotsit and that would be so annoying. Why does she even wear fake tan i mean she's exotic enough, she's native american. Isn't she? One second," i gave Brady the camera and took out a wet wipe, walking over to her.I wiped it over her face and a streak of foundation appeared on the cloth, a streak of white underneath. (some children from forks are allowed to go to the rez school :))

"You-" i walked away before i could hear her negitivity and took the camera back from Brady who was on the floor convulsing. I would have been worried but i could hear laughing noises coming from him and Collin who was doubled over.

"Nope. She's white. Oops." i muttered and, passing Collin the cloth and wiping my hands on my trousers. "Ew. So Collin, why're you here? So, Brady, why're you here? Should i leave...?" They stared at me for a moment. "Are you two on a date?"