Okay I decided to make this a real twilight story, so I will update for some stuff, but most of it will just be comics and bloopers, so yeah, and I wasn't high on anything when I wrote this, I'm just crazy.
Bella; Fuck!
Edward; Bella what is wrong?!
Bella; I saw you in the mirror!
Edward; That isn't funny.
Bella; not to you it isn't, you're the one being made fun of.
Edward; what am I going to do with you?
Bella; I don't know.
Edward; I have a few ideas. ~*wink*~
Bella; why did you wink at me?
Edward; you just ruined it Bella.
Bella; what, I didn't do anything.
Edward; your are crazy.
Bella; hump, Jake!
Jacob; Yes Bella? Edward. ~Glares at him~
Edward; hate you too, now can we get a move on?
Alice; where are we going!?
Bella; the mall!
Edward/Jacob; They are such girls.
~Gasps from Alice and Bella~
Bella; you agreed on something?
Alice; Bella I don't think that they are really them.
Bella; you mean….
Alice; yes sparkly pixies!
Edward; what no! I'm a vampire, and so is Alice!
Alice; but I sparkle, and so do you, and men don't sparkle, unless…..
Edward; Hell no!
~Bella/Alice walk towards Edward~
~eying him suspiciously~
Jake; you batter go dude.
Bella; that goes the same for you!
~Edward and Jake look at each other~
Jake; RUN! MAN! RUN! THEY ARE COMING!
This was really random, just tell me if you think it is funny or not, I don't even know what it is about.
~Naomi~