Okay, so you guys may not like this chapter very much if you love Edward Cullen that much, well I hate him (along with Dimitri in VA) and please4 don't flame me if you hate it! Remember you have been warned. And it sort of the same beginning to my last chapter.
Bella: Shit!
Edward: What's wrong?!
Bella: I saw your ugly face!
Edward: Not funny.
Bella: Not to you dimwit.
Edward: Cosa faro da fare con to Bella? (What am I going to do with you Bella?{Italian})
Bella: And you are asking me because…?
Edward: I have an idea
~winks at her~
Bella: Why did you wink at me?
Edward: You just ruined it Bella.
Bella: Whatever
Edward: I love you.
Bella: I am not a lesbian!
Edward: What?
Bella: Real men don't sparkle!
Edward: Bella…
Bella: get the hell away from me you ugly, sparkly, lesbian freak!
~runs away, as if for life~
I am not making fun of lesbians, just Edward. And since her is a girl and so is Bella…..well that is just me and my friends opinions (Except bri, I swear she almost hit me because of that). Hoped you LMFAO! R&R!
~Naomi~