Veil Of Greed: Hunt For The Numbers!

Chapter 26: Invasion Of Danville

Date: February 15th, 2023

Continuing on from Miitopian Civil War Chapter 9. "You're right Nagato. Do you want to know who we're going to be dealing with before we join the fight? It looks like those we're going to be fighting alongside can hold without help for a few more minutes." "That's fine." "Does anyone have any objections to doing so? I'll make it as informative but quick as possible." "I don't have any objections but you better get on with it. Those poor people. They're so hurt!" "I'm alright with that too. I would send Aquario down ahead of us but Aquario and I share a special connection. It's all part of the Blader's Spirit!" "Hehe, you know I won't object to that. You never said much about this universe." "My bees are impatient to cause trouble for villains but I can hold them back for a few more minutes." "I'm ready for some action! You better hurry up! I want to be able to tell Iruga how awesome I was here when this is over with!" "Yeah! I want action!" "Rai, you know we could just send out a few ranged attacks while we're up here on one of the few rooftops that hasn't been destroyed. Those Normbots or whatever they're called will eventually spot us. I'm going to begin explaining this world along with the enemies apart from Mr. Greedy CEO down there for obvious reasons. Get ready." With that, I explain this universe and the villains. I'll explain it to you too in case you haven't seen Phineas & Ferb. This is the town of Danville which is normally not in ruins, home to some of the most creative individuals in all the known universes. Phineas Flynn and Ferb Fletcher. 2 creative geniuses who are adopted brothers and spent an entire summer building all kinds of things with their friends: Buford, Baljeet, Isabelle, the Fireside Girls, and Irving. Ferb is from England and son of Lawrence Fletcher. Lawrence married Linda Flynn, formerly one hit wonder Lindanna and she already had 2 children. Phineas and his sister Candace who was obsessed with busting her brothers for all that they've built even though it was all fun.

It is said that Phineas is the son of Heinz Doofensmirtz. The physical resemblance says it all so I'm certain it's true. Heinz was or was depending on what time of that summer this is an evil mastermind who created Inators for reasons including childhood neglect and being jealous of his neighbor's green garden which turned out to be made of plastic. He's tried to flood Danville, make his brother the mayor ugly, reverse the Earth's rotation, accidentally caused a zombie like apocalypse event, and turned his nemesis into an evil butler. His nemesis is Perry the Platypus aka Agent P, the Flynn-Fletcher family's pet and a secret agent of OWCA. OWCA stands for The Organization Without A Cool Acronym. It is rivaled by villain organization LOVEMUFFIN. That is really poor naming, it's made of villainous scientists like Doofensmirtz who founded it and eventually left it. Buford is a bully but not in the traditional sense. I hope he's not one in this version of Danville but he only picks on one nerd and secretly has a soft side. The nerd is Baljeet whose family is from India. His intellect is really high. The Fireside Girls are an organization similar to scouts. They get patches for doing all sorts of things like alligator wrestling. Their Danville leader is Isabella who has a crush on Phineas. If it's the future, they're together now. Then there's Jeremy, a sweet guy who Candace who has a crush on, Stacy who is Doofensmirtz's daughter, Charlene, Doof's former wife, and some other people. As for the other dimension, it's a timeline in which Doofensmirtz goes full villain because he lost his golden toy train when he was little. He has an eyepatch over his left eye and rules over the tri state area with an iron fist in black clothing. He even enslaved every member of OWCA, turning the animal agents into cyborgs who obey his very command. Danville under his rule is a dystopia. A resistance was formed by most of Phineas and Ferb's friends in this timeline along with Candace. "That's the basics you need to know. If more individuals show up, I'll give basic info about them too. Oh btw. Sakura, what's going on in your world right now. This is important before we begin fighting for real since Nagato was revived."

"Right now, the Five Kage Summit is ongoing." "Perfect. Nagato, please don't spoil what happens with the Akatsuki and anything else." "I have no intention of doing so." "Good. Do you want any bodies to take control of to fight for you?" "No, I can handle everything with just this body. I appreciate you asking." "Come on everyone, I want to get fighting!" "Well, we need to split up to take on this threat once it gets bad enough. Pmurt Nedib and Evil Doofensmirtz have a similar way of operating. They don't get involved unless they get angered enough with the crushing of their forces that they have no choice but to fight themselves. Pmurt doesn't like doing things himself. He likes letting others do the dirty work. However, he is ruthless when his hand is forced. We have to remember that. But now, let's try to help one group first. I'm all for helping Phineas, Ferb, and their friends and family first. OWCA has many agents who are well trained in hand to hand combat. They should be able to hold out longer. But maybe we should send someone to help them. We can't afford mistakes. Mistakes have created lots of problems since last June or so." Sakura replies: "I'll go help them." "I'm in favor of this. Her sensei, Tsunade, one of the legendary Sannin of Konoha was a major obstacle when I destroyed the village. Sakura's own monstrous strength gave some of my summons some heavy damage. I remember everything from all of my paths from that day along with the summons. The Konoha ninja fought their best but it wasn't enough to stop me." "Do whatever you want. As for me, I'm going to hit a lot of robots with my bat." So now we know where to go. Most of us go to you know who. Phineas has pointy red orange hair, light skin, dark blue eyes, a triangle nose, and a yellow and orange outfit. Ferb has green hair, a thin head with a square nose, dark blue eyes, tan skin, and a cream and purple outfit.

Candace has long orange hair, dark blue eyes, a long neck, tan skin, and a white and pink outfit. Stacy has a green outfit, light skin, long black hair, a blue bow in hair, and black eyes. Buford has pale skin, a black outfit with a skull, black eyes, and brown hair. Isabelle has tan skin, dark blue eyes, a pink bow in hair, long black hair in a oval like shape, and a white and purple outfit. It's clear that they've all aged like a decade since most of the show. Now I know what year it is. Baljeet has curly short black hair, brown skin, dark brown eyes, and a blue and gray outfit. Irving isn't with them because he's with OWCA now. He has pale skin, red violet glasses, orange hair, and a white outfit as I saw later. Sadly, the Fireside Girls aren't with them. Nagato easily uses Shira Tensei to pull in a lot of robots towards him. He then performs hand signs: "Summoning technique." A giant 3 headed dog tears through those robots and some more easily. Rai uses the Explosion Tai Chi to really do some damage. Judia keeps using special arrow attacks to knock robots to the ground. Madison uses Bat Tornado a lot. The Beekeeper is surrounded by a wall of bees that somehow decimate many robots. Hikaru yells: "Aquario! Infinite Assault!" This let's the illusion based method of attacking bey move around with a tidal wave while being almost in 6 places at once. Robots who were unlucky enough to be on the ground didn't hold up to that. She has long curly sky blue hair, blue violet eyes, dark tan skin, and a dark blue professional outfit, suit and skirt and so on. I charge at the nearest robot and cut right through em with my sword with ease. With some breathing room for the others who are using laser weapons to fight apparently, that gives time for some conversation to start.

Phineas asks: "Who are you guys?" "I am Nagato. I'm making up for the pain I've caused to others. I let hatred consume me. The cycle of hatred must end." "Hi there, the name's Judia!" And before anyone can say anything else, a bunch more robots show up: "How many of these damn robots did Doof make? They're just as easy to beat as the original ones that invaded this universe first. I'll reveal my full identity later. For now, call me Swiftdrawer. I'm a little bit of a private individual. Not that much per say but enough. We better get to helping deal with LOVEMUFFIN. As interesting as fighting robots is, it's going to get boring after a bit." The fighting resumes from there but large numbers of robots are easily destroyed. "Where the hell are the number cards? My band is picking up the energies of 2 in one place." "Excuse me, what are number cards?" "Phineas, they are bad news if you have dark desires and average levels or lower of self control. Pick one up and you become corrupted. I've had to help fight a lot of individuals who mutated and went berserk thanks to some of those cards. Don't ask how I know your name, all will be explained once we take care of this problem. Nagato, I know you have more than enough chakra to summon some more creatures to fight on our behalf. Please do so. I'll summon comrades if possible when we really need the extra support." "You sure know a lot." "We all do. Now, I will do what was asked. Summoning technique." A few minutes later, a lot of creatures have been summoned to fight the robots. As we head towards the fight against LOVEMUFFIN, Candace yells: "What are you all?! Where did you come from?! Are you aliens disguised as humans?!" "They are not, Candace. Come on, we have to keep up with the others!" "If you say so, Stacy." "At least your days of trying to bust your brothers are over."

"I can hear you two. Did you know that your future self managed to get your brothers busted, Candace? The freedom to build of your brothers was integral to this timeline not going into a creativeless dystopia ruled by Doofensmirtz. That timeline's been erased. Good for this universe, alternate timelines that are brought about can be erased by undoing the changes that caused them in the first place. It's not the same way in every universe. You can kill a jerk named Zamazu and a version of him who didn't get killed will still exist. One universe has several branching out timelines that all started with 2 androids nearly completely destroying humanity. I'm Swiftdrawer. Nice to meet you. We're almost to the other fight. We shouldn't underestimate those villains. I've seen how underestimating others has turned out more times than I can count. You'll need something better than your laser weapons to fight. It looks like they aren't very effective against those robots." That's when something remarkable happens. All of us running together fall inside a hole that opens up right below us. We are sent far away through green tubes really fast. In seconds, we end up with a loud thud inside of Perry's old base. He has since retired from being an agent but now, he's probably back in action due to the ongoing invasion. It's a largely white room with plenty of color. There's a large video screen as the focal point. It turns on. "What is this electronic device?" "Still adjusting to more modern tech huh, Nagato? It's a video screen." The screen has a face appear on it which talks in a female voice as the lights in the base go red as in alert. "Greetings, Phineas, Ferb, and friends. Danville is in grave danger once again. Just like when this happened last time, it will take the power of your many creations to put a stop to that. But this time, you have friends from several other universes/dimensions with you here to help fight the invasion."

A machine comes out from the ceiling and before our very eyes, starts recreating so many things designed by Phineas and Ferb. A renovated to actually work time machine, tree house robots, robot designed to look like a platypus butt, the start of a roller coaster, a supercomputer that would NOT be trusted by Revolver, giant robot dog, water slides, and more. Some of these things were created in downtown Danville as we soon saw. "Woah! I'm telling mom about this when this is over! You two are so busted!" "Candace, I thought you said you were over that." "Sorry Stac, old habits die hard." "There is no time with that! Your world is in danger! We have to save everyone!" "Rai is right. Let's go." Phineas, Ferb, and friends attempt to enter some of the creations but without warning, they all head to downtown Danville on their own. "Uhh how are we supposed to get back now without them?" "Just grab onto anyone you just met today. Buford, we know what we're doing. We'll use teleportation." A couple minutes later, we're back in downtown Danville after a little bit of convincing. "Woah. That was fast! Come on Candace, let's use those tree house robots again! They just happen to be right over there!" "Okay, let's do this and bust some robots!" "That's my BFF!" The Beekeeper ends up being one of the ones to use a creation to fight because if it weren't for his bees, he would have never become a villain for a time. The rest of us who came to this universe just run, float, or whatever to head to the fight against LOVEMUFFIN. When we arrive, all OWCA agents and Doofensmirtz are on the ground. Phineas gasps at one of them: "Perry?! Nooooooo! Perry!" Sakura is currently struggling against LOVEMUFFIN. What?! "Damn it! I can't stop to heal those who have been hurt! Damn you LOVEMUFFIN! Take this! Chaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!" She starts hitting much harder but is still in a bind. Nagato joins the fight: "The pain you have caused has gone on for long enough! I will join this fight to help end this vicious cycle of hatred!"

The other BRAINS members join in on the battle. The only reason I don't is to see if the artist duel monsters can come to help us out. It takes a lot less energy to summon them than for them to teleport here. That also means I can equip them with equip spells. I get an affirmative from Regnes via our virtual PMs so I activate my duel disk and silently summon as many comrades as I can. As I do this, Sakura temporarily withdraws from the battle. I listen in as she walks to the fallen agents and Doofensmirtz. Phineas says as I hear her begin: "What are you doing to Perry?!" "I'm healing him. His injuries aren't too serious but he looks exhausted. He can't continue fighting LOVEMUFFIN. Someone has to make sure he can get some rest. He's clearly in the last years of his life. There, I'm finished." "Perry!" She continues doing the same thing. "Hey what in the world are you doing to me?!" "Your name is Heinz Doofensmirtz, am I correct? I'm just healing your injuries with my chakra. Be more careful for now on in this fight. Lord 3rd Hokage fought to his death even at such an old age that exceeds yours. But don't exert yourself like he did. Your body isn't built for prolonged fights." I don't hear the rest of that all because I successfully summoned the artists. But then, things get even more interesting. In the midst of the fight, the time machine that Phineas and Ferb along with some friends managed to make work appears with some occupants from the past. Sweary The Swan is one of them and is currently honking at a different Doofensmirtz. Rai sees them and snaps: "Get out of that! You're sitting ducks in there!" Sweary is basically a turquoise swan and honks angrily at the Tai Chi user. The occupants of the time machine get out of it and it disappears. One of the LOVEMUFFIN members is currently taking on Phineas, Ferb, and their entourage as they fight with fun inventions.

And as if that weren't enough, their other dimension counterparts join in on the fight. I wonder where Evil Doof, the Fireside Girls, and Pmurt Nedib are. Before I charge into battle, Regnes says: "Adam! These members of LOVEMUFFIN are all going berserk and have numbers inside each of them! That's why Sakura couldn't beat them alone. We have to go in and help defeat them." "Strange. Pmurt normally would puppeteer and fuse with somebody by now. I guess he really is confident that he won't have to step in himself. He must be enjoying the misery being inflicted right now. Bastard. He's the worst." "I sense something else as well now. Life forms approaching this location. They do not have hostile intentions." "Well, I'd like to be part of the welcoming committee but right now, the killing committee is hurting everybody so we have to help. Naturally, I'm a big enough threat on my own. But with all of you as well, that's very very very very bad news for the enemy instead of just very bad. We must help fight immediately. At this rate, we might not even need to call for any reinforcements." As if to interrupt us, Herbsalvin appears in their knight form: "Adam! They could spare me as well for this mission! I'm here to help! *transforms into pegasus form* Hop on me! Some of these mad scientists possessed by numbers can fly! I see some of them floating while still moving fast. Let's engage one of them in the sky." "Regnes, please stay here with the others if you have no objections to that. Herbsalvin and I along with Chaos should be enough to handle one of these villains. *gets on Herbsalvin's saddle* If not, we'll call for help. It's as simple as that. The 5 other artists each have Power Of The Guardians equipped now. That will protect them from destruction." "I will. Good luck up there." "Thanks. We're counting on you to fight just like you're counting on us to fight as well. It goes both ways." Without another word, Herbsalvin takes us high into the sky after I insult a LOVEMUFFIN member to get them to come get us. The one we lured to the sky is Dr. Bainbright. He has light brown hair on the back of his head and as a beard, brown eyes, black glasses, pinkish skin, and a lab coat.

"How dare you call me lame! I'll show you lame for I am an evil scientist! Prepare to be defeated and die painfully!" After that, his muscles get so much bigger as does his brain meaning one of 2 things will happen. Personality change or brain explosion. His brain explodes and he dies. I sigh: "I was really looking forward to a really good fight. This win feels so cheap. We better get that number card before his body breaks apart after he hits terminal velocity and splats onto the ground." Herbsalvin dives for the dead mad scientist and tries to get him. However, he disappears for some reason. On the ground, the battle rages on. Our side has increased in members from several eras including prehistoric counterparts of Phineas, Ferb, and Perry, a Giant Floating Baby Head, Norm, and Meep a cute creature from another world. The Giant Floating Baby Head is actually doing some damage. Nagato's summons continue to crush the invading army of robots from the alternate timeline. The tide is turning in our favor little bit by little bit. And then, someone said some magic words. That someone was Buford: "Hey, beating these evil scientists is taking too long! Why don't we have a montage of this fight? We could use one right now." Battle montage. And now he's done it. I find myself compulsively wanting to sing as the battle and us begin to speed up. At first, it's just the music starting up. Guitars, drums, synths, you name it. *Meanwhile in what's left of Doofensmirtz Evil Incorporated tower* Pmurt Nedib laughs: "Those freaks have no idea what I have in store for them! This time, I won't even need to get involved! Doofensmirtz, you will be more than a match for them on your own with some improvements! *hands him a number card* I found this in the land of Miitopia before coming here! Use it! It's part of the plan I laid out to you. It's the reason you're even invading this Danville in the first place! *hands him a certain spell card* Use this first once all the pieces are here in this tower!" "What are you giving me these for? They're just trading cards!" "No, they're not just trading cards! I will teleport all of LOVEMUFFIN gradually one by one here. They will be defeated and when they're all here, you will use that spell card to merge with them and that card I gave you!"

*Back to Swiftdrawer* I start singing along with pretty much everyone on our side: "Battle! Battle montage. We have to win in order to bring the fun back to this city. *swings at Dr. Diminutive who is short, elderly, and going bald slowly* We're going to win, we're going to beat that Doofensmirtz from another dimension no matter what. Summer will continue, he won't be able to end up. LOVEMUFFIN is going down first. They can try all they want but they won't be able to take us down. *Dr. Diminutive loses consciousness from being hit by a vast array of attacks and vanishes* We're coming, we're working together as friends and comrades. You can't stop our resistance to your invasion. *Rodney powers up and turns into a beast. He's got a general like outfit on, light skin, glasses, and so on.* None of your tricks are going to work, Rodney. It's time for a change, a change where we win and bring all of you down for the count. It's possible for us to lose but if that happens, we won't go down. We won't give up, you'll have to eliminate us for good. *Rodney is beat up* Teamwork, friendship, courage, it's all needed to defeat all of you. We'll try all we can in order to bring you down for good. This is a battle montage. *I cut through the clothes of a enemy scientist with ease* One by one, we're crushing you. One by one, we're winning against you. We're never going to surrender or give up even if you put all of us into cages. Try as you want but that won't be enough to stop us for good. We're resisting and we're coming for you, Doofensmirtz. All your friends will be brought down in the name of summer fun. Summer won't be impeded. You won't destroy our lives as long as we stand to fight you yourselves. The Fireside Girls are helping evacuate everyone. *scene of them doing so and comforting crying children* There's no one left but us for you to hurt. Love and creation is better than hatred and destruction. Nothing is holding us back. *I block a massive attack with all my might and cut through Rodney's robot that looks like a blonde woman with pink clothing* Sometimes something has to be lost to gain something even more valuable. This is a battle montage. You are losing, you are losing and there's no way for you to come back from this."

With the battle montage complete, all members of LOVEMUFFIN have been defeated. However, they have vanished off to somewhere or some places unknown to us. We have no idea what's going on with them. "Ah yes, I forgot that this universe accommodates montages very well. Kinda exhausted from that. But we did it. LOVEMUFFIN has been defeated." "We really showed Rodney! Take that, you jerk!" Doofensmirtz has light skin, a skinny figure, triangle nose, short medium tone gray hair at the top of his head, black eyes, and an outfit that causes people to call him a pharmacist. "Personal grudges only help continue the cycle of hatred. There is too much hatred in this world too. We must stop your alternate counterpart. But first, we have to locate him. My Rinnegan doesn't have tracking abilities. Even with what it does, I can't find your counterpart. My summons haven't seen him." "It's too bad Naruto couldn't make it. Oh wait, this world doesn't have chakra. He wouldn't have been able to sense anyone from this world even if he came here. He's on another mission right now." "Oh come on! Are we just going to stand here or are we going to do something about that other Doofensmirtz?!" "Cool it, Judia. We'll find him. I don't have any tracking abilities either. I haven't been able to advance that far as a vampire just yet. My bats can't go very far." "Enough of this. I activate my skill. Go, Artist's Eye!! There, I've found him already. He's on the top floor of your tower, Doofensmirtz. Pmurt Nedib is there too. That bastard, he must be behind all of this." "Who in the world is Pmurt Nedib? That's a weird name!" "Doofensmirtz, he's worse than any of your counterparts that any of us know of." "Hey, are we going there or not?!" "Yes we are, Buford." "Good because once this is over, I can't wait to compete with Baljeet in Mortal Kombat. That game is so fun!" "It is indeed, Buford! With all these creations, it won't take long to reach the other Doofensmirtz according to my calculations."

"I will never know what it's like to be so smart but I'm so glad we're friends, Baljeet." "Right back at you, Buford." So Buford isn't a bully in this world. I was so sure at first this was the main timeline that aired on television and is set to get 2 new seasons worth of depictions of this year. Guess I was wrong. I wonder why Pmurt didn't go for that one. It also looks as though this Baljeet is a gamer and a science nerd here. Just like me. But then, Commander Carl, the leader of OWCA around Danville who has pale skin, purple glasses, brown hair, and a military style outfit speaks up: "Before anyone goes anywhere, I have something to say. The cover of myself and many others has been blown. I hate disclosing top secret information to civilians but there's no choice. OWCA has been exposed once again just like when Doofensmirtz opened a portal to that other dimension and had the incidental help of Phineas and Ferb to pull it off." "That is a strange way to say it." "I don't care! This is against protocol. We'll have to take extreme measures again!" "What do you mean by again?" "Oh Phineas Flynn, it's a long story. We had to erase a lot of people's memories again. Yours included." "That explains why we've heard mentions of this happening before today! Mom and dad will freak out about Perry! I don't want him to get busted." "Unfortunately, we will have to erase your memories or else, Agent P will have to be relocated to a new family. That's if we can save our dimension from the invasion." Sakura replies: "Or maybe not." "What are you getting at? Who are you anyway?" "I'm Hurano Sakura, medical ninja from Konoha. In Konoha, we have a clan who specializes in techniques involving the mind: the Yamanaka Clan. We can seal their memories away instead of erasing them. My friend Ino is part of that clan." "Seal them away?!" "Or we can use a spell to do the same thing or have a swear to secrecy. Besides, myself and the others have secrets. But we better confront the other Doofensmirtz right away. It is vital that we do so."

Carl sighs: "Sorry, I got a little ahead of myself. Let's defeat him and bring this invasion to an end." "Finally! I've been itching for some action! My arrows are ready to go!" After that, we teleport the others with us to where you know who are. Pmurt Nedib laughs at us: "At last, you have arrived at the sight of your deaths! You will all die here!" We ignore him and try to beat down the other villain. However, Pmurt easily cancels out all of the attacks: "Have you gone rash since we last fought, Adam?! Nevermind, that doesn't matter for I'm not going to be your opponent! Doofensmirtz, merge together with these gullible LOVEMUFFIN members! That spell card will work, trust me! Or not, it doesn't matter to me!" "Will you shut up? This is my moment thanks to you but it's still mine! Mine! I activate this card called Polymerization to fuse myself with the LOVEMUFFIN members! Wow, it's actually working! Soon, I will rule not just the tri state area but 2 tri state areas: a hex state area! Hahahaha! I will make everyone miserable! MY HEX STATE AREA WILL FINALLY COME TO BE!" Nagato tries to get rid of Pmurt but nothing happens: "I told the likes of you so many times before. I am God and you are sinners that need to be punished! Your punishment this time will be facing the strongest Heinz Doofensmirtz who will ever exist! Watch as he fuses with those LOVEMUFFIN members and the number cards inside of them along with the one I gave him and many of his fallen robots! Surprise! He's fusing with those machines too! He will be unstoppable! There may be a lot of you but no amount of help will be enough to defeat him!" And then, the fusion is completed. The alternate Doofensmirtz is now made entirely of metal and has a black aura around him.

Pmurt Nedib laughs one last time before taking his leave: "Toodles, freaks! I hope I never see any of you alive ever again! That would be for the best! I promise! Now to return to Miitopia! My forces are still managing to lose despite my reorganization efforts and their disintegration proof gear! Don't try to follow me, Adam and Herbsalvin! Yes, I know who you are now, disgusting flying horse! Only I'm allowed to exit this universe as I please now! That's my parting punishment from me to you! Please suffer it a lot! It's my torment, you're not welcome! Doofensmirtz will help eliminate wokeism! This is just perfect! I can't wait to exterminate those annoying t*a*n*e*!" He enters a portal he opened to Miitopia and leaves as the portal closes behind him. That leaves the other Doofensmirtz to deal with. Stacy and Candace try to crush him with the tree house robots but that fails and only causes them to start breaking apart. They jump out immediately and I wonder how they even remembered using the tree house robots to fight when their memories of that day were erased. Or were they erased? "Your tree house robots do nothing to me for I am now Metal Overlord Doofensmirtz! I already know with my intellect every single thing you're going to try and fail at! Don't bother trying, just allow me to make you make your maker! Surrender now and I will destroy you quickly and painlessly! Refuse and I will destroy you slowly and painfully!" "I don't care if you're my counterpart! Stop this madness! I learned that being good is better than being evil!" "You were never truly evil, were you?! I still remember that day I was defeated painfully well! Charlene and I pretended to be divorced and it worked out great! There's nothing better than being evil! I will show you that as I enjoy hurting every one of you here before ultimately destroying you! Forget feeding you to a giant monster! I have a much better idea! Try all the tricks you want, nothing is going to save you!"

A musical number starts* "Another song. How fantastic. Get on with it. This universe has a knack for spontaneous music numbers, The Apple pales in comparison by that metric. Of course, we better destroy BIM one of these days but that's a later thing. A now thing is surviving Metal Overlord Doofensmirtz." The good Doofensmirtz begins the singing: "Being good is good. You should try it sometime. It's being than being mean and angry all time. Don't you want your heart to open and relax as you make everyone around you smile? What's the point of being bad when it means you're just going to get foiled eventually? Perry the Platypus was my nemesis and now, we're friends. Being bad is kind of lonely. That's another tragic backstory but there's no time for tragic backstories." "Being bad is really good. You should go back to your old ways. Domination feels good, making others hurt is so satisfying! We're the same but not the same. Perry the Platypus is now my servant once again. Just look, there's some grieving for him going on. I love making others feel miserable. It's what the world gets for all of my tragic backstories!" "But they're my tragic backstories too! Raised by ocelots, forced to dress up as a lawn gnome, never loved by mother or father who always preferred Roger. What's the point of holding all that pain so close to our hearts when things are better for us now? We come up with so many brilliant ideas every single day. It feels good to help others. I gave you the toy that started all of this due to you losing your version of it. But giving that to you hasn't made me have any increased levels of evil at any time. You need to chill out and find what's really important in life." "That would sound nice if I weren't so evil! It flows through my veins, I won't change for anyone, not even Charlene if she changed! I'm bad and that's just how it is! You can't change my mind, I'm going to take over the whole of 2 worlds! They'll be mine to rule over, mine!"

"In that case, there's only one thing left to do. Fight you! *music and singing stops, yelling begins* Everyone! I need your help! Find any Inator you can find so we can use it against that guy who is just like me but with different goals!" So with that, the 2 Doofensmirtzs stare intensely at each other's waiting for the other to make the first move. After a few minutes, a whole pile of Inators have been brought out. I personally had to help push some of them in. "Behold! All of my surviving Inators! We don't need strength to beat you when there's all of these Inators! It's going to be so much fun to defeat you once and for all right here and right now! Prepare to lose! Everyone, just grab one and see what happens!" Nagato sneaks up on Metal Overlord Doofensmirtz and impales him with black metal rods that are even stronger pound by pound than the villain's now metallic body. "I will not allow you to move anymore. You will be stuck here until we can defeat you. At which point, your survival can't be promised. We will not let you do as you please." "Curse you, weirdo with strange ringed eyes! You will pay for this once I get free! Just you wait!" Suddenly, our foe has a dress put onto him by an Inator: "Oh yeah! Perry the Platypus still beat me up really bad when I used this Inator. I actually took the liberty of creating all of my Inators that were completely destroyed and repaired the ones that were still standing but damage. So behold foe real, all of my Inators!" I use an Inator called The Age Accelerator or something like that. It has no effect on the enemy. Doesn't even rust him even though he's now like Mr. Roboto. All kinds of other Inators are used but none of them have any effect. These include ones that are meant to do the following: dehydrate plants, allow for square dancing mastery(was put on villain's head), enhanced kickball skill(leg attachment), shoot out lots of tennis balls or something, brainwash the masses, and erase something from everyone's memory and the entire internet.

But after the last Inators are tried, Metal Overlord Doofensmirtz breaks free of Nagato's rods and destroys every Inator in sight. "Nooooo! My Inators! You destroyed them all and even destroyed the dress that was put on you with one of them!" "Other me, you don't know just how powerful I am! You have no chance against me! None of you do!" "Damn it, if the Inators can't stand a chance, Phineas and Ferb's surviving inventions can't either! This is bad, really bad! It's a good thing I'm a knight but my blade will not be enough to cut him down to size. The melting point of his body is extremely high. I'm not even sure if lava would be able to melt him down." "Ferb, I know what else we're going to do today! *Nagato is holding his own against the villain* But before that, I think I'm remembering something important. Perry's hat.. He was with those OWCA agents.. Can it be? I remember everything.. He's also Agent P!" "Doofensmirtz! Your Inator was supposed to erase their memories!" "Commander Carl, there's no time to argue! That Inator was destroyed just now and even before that, those who were just kids 10 years ago started remembering everything. My Inator was never tested on anyone long term! I had no idea that the memories could eventually come back! It wasn't my fault, honest! How was I supposed to know? I made sure my Inator worked perfectly!" "Damn it! This guy is stronger than the Rinnegan! Just like.. Naruto! We can't allow you to hurt anyone else, Metal Overlord Doofensmirtz! Your days of inflicting pain will soon be over! And your world will know a sliver of true peace once you are defeated once and for all! I was a war orphan! You don't know my pain! I watched as others suffered around me as I asked around for something to eat! But I know your pain, I know what it's like to be sad and alone. My closest friend, Yahiko died for me and Konan. His dream became my dream and my dreams then became Naruto's."

"Sad and alone?! Hahaha, I don't care about my past anymore when I have all of this power! I feel like I'm in control of everything right now!" But then, something changes. Our foe's eyes turn orange as that black aura around him intensifies. "Stop defying me, you annoying mortals! You will not get in the way of my conquest of all that you see around us! It will all be mine!" Things just get worse from there. The symbols for a lot of numbers appear on him. "No way! That's far more numbers than you sensed, Regnes! It's like there were 3 numbers in each LOVEMUFFIN member. But that's so many. How? Wait, some of the numbers we have collected as a collective group were recently accidentally dropped and never seen again. We gave up on looking because we had no time to look. They must be those numbers. Someone manipulated the energies that came out of the LOVEMUFFIN members to deceive us. This is one of Pmurt Nedib's most twisted plans yet. I'm using Artist's Eye to sense our enemy's power level. It's so unbelievably high. We are no match against him. We need more help than what we have. That's the only way we'll be able to defeat him. He must be losing all sense of rationality right now and going truly berserk, fueled by only negative emotions with no active thinking behind them. We'd need someone as strong as Goku in Super Saiyan Blue to have someone who can stand a chance alone against our enemy for a little bit at least." "Damn it! That means that Naruto wouldn't stand a chance either! This isn't fair!" "That's right, there's no hope for any of you! *roars* I'm going to destroy you and devour you whole as you scream in pain!" "Crap! There's no one who can come to help us! It's just us and whoever we can find in this universe! I doubt a black hole would be enough to destroy this villain." "My calculations suggest that nothing in this universe is powerful enough to stop him, not even gamma rays or neutron stars!" "No! This means that we're finished! Baljeet, this is the worst day ever!" "I know, Buford! A catastrophe!" "Calm down, Ferb and I have a plan!"

"Well it better be better than using my Inators against him!" "It is! We just have to work together to build it! But first, we need to draw the blueprint! Hey, can anyone hold off Metal Overlord Doofensmirtz?" Myself, Sakura, Rai, Judia, Madison, and Nagato volunteer to allow for Phineas and Ferb's plan to begin being worked towards. "Haaaaaaaaa! Nagato isn't your only opponent anymore! We're going to be stopping you from proceeding any millimeter closer to Phineas, Ferb, and the others! You hear me?! "*roar noises* MUST DESTROY, MUST CONQUER, MUST CONSUME! WORLD BE MINE SOON! MINE!" Even with the 6 of us fighting him, we don't stand a chance at winning. "We can't win this but we can't let ourselves lose either. I know what I must do. Regnes, can you and the other artists join us? Why are you just standing there over there?" "I apologize on behalf of myself and each of them as well. We were too busy brainstorming a solution to pay much attention to the fight going on. We'll join you now." And even with their help, we still don't stand a chance at all. We're just buying time for the others with all that we can give into putting up a defensive strategy and use it. "Haaaaaaaaa! It's time! I can't attack and expect to do damage so defense it is! Continuous Extremely Risky Spin Slash: 160! This time, my attack will serve as 160 flaming air walls! Get around me, everyone! This will buy us some extra time!" They do so and it takes several seconds for our enemy to break my move entirely apart. By that time, Nagato's summons also joined the fight but they too had to go on the defensive. Those few seconds also allowed Sakura time to knock Metal Overlord Doofensmirtz back so hard that he fell all the way down to the street after falling from the building itself.

One power that wasn't given to him was flight or float for that matter. We prepare ourselves for anything when he comes back up with 8 legs instead of 2. He climbed along the side of the tower and is unhurt from that fall! But he's even more pissed off now. This is not good. Not good at all. "DESTROY REVENGE EAT! MUST DO ALL! I WILL RULE!" Out of nowhere, he uses those 8 legs to try to capture some of us. I dodge them and even use my best attack as a shield and deterrent. I quickly eat an HP banana before I can die again for like the 10th time at this point. No matter how many times I die, it always hurts and sucks. Dying doesn't have many benefits for most individuals who die, myself included. More importantly, we are holding our ground with all that we can. I tried a Defusion spell when I got the chance but nothing happened so that's one solution that we know just isn't going to work no matter what we say or do to try to make it work. This is such a great mission, am I right? I see the others get targeted with the legs: "Oh no you don't! Proud Protector!" I pull out my shield and use it in conjunction with my sword to block the legs, causing sparks to fly. I even jumped to get in front of everyone else to pull that off. Now that I'm close to Metal Overlord Doofensmirtz, I use Great Infernal Tornado Slash again. This time, I trap him in the flaming tornado with me. As he tries to get me, I just keep dodging while eating another HP banana to prevent my death. I'd like to stay alive without dying for longer than a month, that's not much to ask for, is it? But honestly, death is not a joke. Some people die alone. Some people's deaths affect hundreds of people like my mom's has. I can make these jokes all I want but death itself will never be funny no matter how ridiculous a death can be. Once he breaks through my move, the others go in on the defensive too. Sakura blocks the legs and stops them from latching onto anyone before kidnapping them and making them squirm, trying to get out.

"I WILL DESTROY ALL! YOU WILL BE MY FOOD! SURRENDER OR BE EATEN ALIVE!" Yep, completely lost it. The fight ends up going into the sky and for some reason, I'm not falling. Wait, what?! "What happened to gravity?!" "I can sense that the fabric of this reality is being torn apart by so much energy! Even my Rinnegan can see that clearly going on despite not being able to find our foe earlier. So much pain has happened here. We must put this to an end as soon as possible. It's the only way for this universe to survive as it was before this battle started." "Hey, did somebody since the fabric of reality was being destroyed?!" "What the?! Who goes there? I don't know you." Whis appears along with Beerus, Goku, and Vegeta. "MORE DELICIOUS MORTALS?! YUMMY! VICTORY TASTE BETTER WHEN EAT MORE!" "What the hell is that supposed to be? It's not one of Gero's damn androids is it?" "No, absolutely not! It's a long story. Nagato, this is Whis, Beerus, Vegeta, and Goku." "My my, this is quite interesting. Goku sensed an intense power level coming from this direction. We had to combine all of our energies just to get here as soon as we did with my transportation of course." "Hey, don't you leave out that Xeno almost wiped us from existence over going to come here, Whis!" "I'm sorry about that, my lord. I guess I just forgot. That's very unlike me to do." "Whatever. I don't care. Does this universe have any good food?" "You're asking this now?! Hilarious!" "Damn it! Now it's not so shut the hell up!" "Hehehe, Vegeta's mad!" "I'm not! Shut up, Kakarot!" Beerus just ignores them and us. He forms a tiny orb of purple energy in his hand. Goku joins us in fighting Metal Overlord Doofensmirtz followed by a pissed off Vegeta. Those 2 go on the attack instead of defense. Currently, they're just fight at base form, no transformations or powering up. With our foe sufficiently distracted on account of rampaging against everyone fighting him, Beerus gets ready to attack.

He gets behind the alternate Doofensmirtz who is now a mechanical nightmare and obvious says calmly: "Haikai." I didn't hear him but he knew he used that technique. I watched him while defending with my sword and shield. But his attack does nothing: "WHAT?! A COMPRESSED HAIKAI DOES NOTHING TO THIS MENACE?! THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE!!" "Now that's very concerning, my lord." "OF COURSE IT IS, SHUT UP WHIS!" "Damn it! Kakarot, you better go all out or else you're a disgrace to the entire Saiyan race!" "Wow, thanks for the encouragement, Vegeta!" "Tsk." Goku goes Ultra Instinct while Vegeta goes Ultra Ego. A silver aura surrounds Goku, a purple one surrounds Vegeta. But even with those forms, even they aren't enough to defeat our foe: Metal Overlord Doofensmirtz. "Damn it! Those forms are bafflingly powerful and they do nothing?! I'm glad I went on the defensive! Crap! What the hell are we supposed to do now?" "Ferb, we've done it! Our creation is complete using parts from Doofensmirtz's destroyed Inators! It's been a long time since we built something this big!" "Oh my my my! How delightful! Look at that, Lord Beerus! These young mortals have completed a fascinating contraption! I can't wait to see what it does!" "Can I destroy it if it fails?" "I'm afraid not, my lord. They put their hearts into whatever it is." "Woah, that looks awesome! *still fighting the enemy* Bulma would freak out over seeing what that is! It looks like some sort of cannon!" Rai yells: "What?! Cannon?! I know the perfect Tai Chi characters to enhance that thanks to my friends!" Suddenly, Rai makes it 10 times bigger after saying the name of one certain Tai Chi character. Tori clearly taught him it. That goofball's Tai Chi seriously come in handy." "MUST DESTROY DEADLY MACHINE!" Our foe roars loudly. "Damn it! We have to protect it now! Chaaaaaaaaaa!" With a bunch of individuals holding him back, he isn't able to touch the machine directly or indirectly. Instead, I turn just long enough as I help keep on the defense to see Ferb give a thumbs up to Phineas who presses a button on the cannon and yells: "Everyone, get out of the way of the laser cannon!"

We all do so and before we know it, it blasts right through Metal Overlord Doofensmirtz and he explodes in fireworks of explosions after parts of him flew everywhere. "It's over but the number cards are still present. They cannot be destroyed by any method except disintegration. If they fall to anyone still around here, a new battle will begin." "Regnes, we have to get those numbers right away." "You're right. But, I don't know where any of them went. I know they're around here but that's all." "It could take hours to track then down assuming nobody picks them up and go berserk too!" "What the hell are number cards? Tell me, human!" Before I can reply to Vegeta's latest outburst, Metal Overlord Doofensmirtz reforms almost like.. "Revival Jam! He must have also been fused with Revival Jam or a similar creature in secret! All of that time spent on that cannon wasn't enough. This is a crisis. A really big crisis. It's also like he fused with all of his robots. I haven't seen a single one since earlier." We all fall silent and widen our eyes at the fact that our enemy just reformed himself like Revival Jam does. What the hell do we do now? "Vegeta, we have to fuse together!" "I'm never fusing with you ever again, Kakarot! I hate that damn pathetic dance and you know it!" "As your universe's God of Destruction, I order you to fuse together with Goku already! I'd like to enjoy some instant ramen soon! Wouldn't that just be tasty and delicious?!" "Tsk. Fine." Our incredibly powerful enemy roars and finally comes at us again. I charge in to stop him from interrupting the 2 Saiyans. My armor is taking a serious beating but it's worth it. Meanwhile, Goku and Vegeta do the fusion dance which looks kind of dumb. It's a lot of finger and arm motions along with some leg motions. Some of their fingers touch is Goku enthusiastically and Vegeta blandly saying in unison: "Fusion, ha!" And then, a light appears in their place to soon reveal Gogeta: "Hi there! I'm Gogeta and I'm here to help crush that annoying metal menace! It's going to be so awesome!"

Gogeta's appearance is something I have no need to explain. Gogeta flies right past me to take on Metal Overlord Doofensmirtz all by himself. However, even he in Super Saiyan Blue is unable to defeat this incredibly overpowered version of Doofensmirtz. Due to this and everything else that's been going on lately, something inside of me ticks. As I was later told by Nagato, the white in my eyes went black, I gained a purple and black aura around me, and a Joker like grin became temporarily and constantly my facial expression. I lost it. All this crap bore down on me. I'm a hard person to break but sometimes, I really do break apart mentally. That's exactly what happened. I lost my cool and sanity. "Why does everything have to be so crappy? Why must we all suffer? ..I'll kill you, Metal Overlord Doofensmirtz! I will make you hurt and I will enjoy as you let out screams of pain! You can't stop me! It's time for you die! And anyone who tries to stop me will just die too! Die die die die! Everything must die if everything is pain! Come here, you pesky metal hunk of crap! I'm going to kill you and destroy every wire inside of you!" I cackle. "Adam! Snap out of it! This isn't you!" "It's not?! Don't be like that, this is the true me! And I love to destroy everything that bugs me! If you bug me again, you will die, Regnes! Die die die!" I psychotically push Gogeta out of the way and don't notice him defuse back into Goku and Vegeta. "Adam. Calm down. I know this is a part of you but it isn't all of you." "I hate so many things! I destroy many things! I'm done playing moderately nice! I will kill! Kill! Kill! Kill! And all opposition can just die!" My one on one fight with Metal Overlord Doofensmirtz begins and no one had the balls to step in to snap me out of it. While I was insane, my imagination went crazy too and spilled into the aura around me, increasing my physical strength astonishingly greatly.

"YOU I EAT FIRST, ANGRY MORTAL! I DESTROY YOU! I RULE YOUR CORPSE AND HEX STATE AREA!" "My darkness will devour you as I kill you! Let at me, I'm enjoying as you speak your useless garbage! Face my wrath! There will be nothing left when you're gone for good! Nothing! Fun! Fun! Fun! So much fun! Fun! I love fun! It's so much fun! Get ready for painful fun that will be entertaining fun for me and for me only! Voideye Slash! Infinite Pain! Howling Darkwind!" You probably know what Infinite Pain is already so I won't explain. Voideye Slash is basically a intense version of Darkeye Slash. Howling Darkwind combined wind chakra with the aura surrounding me's energy to create a destructive blast of wind that howled loudly and tore a little bit into the enemy. With those attacks done, I just kept on attacking Metal Overlord Doofensmirtz relentlessly. Even the horrific pain I experienced with enjoyable to me: "This pain! This wonderful pain! It fills me with so much fun! It hurts so much but feels so satisfying! Hurt me more! Let me feel the joy found in so much pain while I continue to chip away at you! Soon enough, I will get through and kill you while grinning harder as you scream out in even more pain than ever before! This will be far more painful than anything you have ever experienced before! Imagining all the ways I can hurt and kill you feels so good! Kill! Kill! Suffer! Suffer! Pain! Pain! Say bye bye to dominance!" In my state, I manage to push him back through the portal he came to this universe through and follow him to his Danville. I punch him so hard that he's sent flying up from the underground area we're now in all the way up to the top of his tower, dealing serious damage to the building which immediately begins to collapse. All that's left is rubble and dust a few seconds later. "Are you dead yet? Aww, I want to play with and hurt you much more than that! Don't tell me it's over by not telling me anything! I just want to destroy you and make sure you never get the joy I now get from you ever again!"

He reveals himself as completely unharmed aside from a few dents: "YOU NEVER WILL BEAT ME, I EAT YOU SOON! I HUNGRY FOR MORTALS CONQUEST!" "Nooo! You haven't taken much damage! I will kill you, I will enjoy so much pain as I hurt myself to hurt you! Kill! Killing you is beautiful! Kill! Kill! I will kill you! Yappa Yappa was right about killing! Die! You will die! I will crush and then kill you! You will be nothing soon! Nothing! Prepare to be 0! 0! And dead! Dead! Suffer! Suffer!" "ME GIVE UP NEVER! ME SOON DESTROY! DESTROY!" The fight gets much more head on from head. I punch relentlessly as my hands turn into purple metal hands. So many sparks fly. As I continue on with a constant barrage of punches, I am countered with a lot of hits too. The pain worsens but my joy only grows. I was so sadistic at this time. I didn't stop for anything. Even when my left arm fall off and I started bleeding heavily from losing my entire arm, I didn't stop. "This pain! It feels so good! I'm killing you right now so I can't enjoy my blood! I kill first, enjoy blood later! Blood! Blood! Later! Die! Die! Suffer! Suffer! Kill! Kill! All your hope will be replaced by darkness! The darkness makes me so hungry! So hungry to kill you! You will die! It will be so much fun! Fun! Fun! Fun! My arm will return and I will use it to finish killing you! You will see! See! See my arm come back! My arm! Your end is coming! I will devour your soul! It will taste good! Taste good! Better than pizza! Pizza! So delicious, I can't wait for such a rare treat! I won't savor it, I will destroy it too! Destroy! Destroy!" The fight continues on and on from there for a little bit longer. My arm does in fact get reattached and properly at that. I was sad because there was no more blood leaking but happier because the pain only got worse. I was beat to a pulp. My armor was almost completely shattered by the time I lost the fight.

My skin was starting to blister heavily and peel off. All one could see under there was lots of muscle and throbbing. Even as my body broke apart, I kept punching while only enjoying myself more and more. I barely did anything more than one small dent's worth of damage when my body couldn't take it anymore. The others came through the same portal we did and I watched in delight as they came only because I wanted to enjoy seeing more suffering while I was broken and insane. The pain still kept worsening. And my skin started suffering from discoloration. I lost a lot of blood. By the time Sakura reached me, I had lost all strength and will to live or do anything. As she began to treat my injuries, I lost consciousness after she got me laid down on some grass I stopped fighting near. The other strong enough fighters took my place in the fight. And now, I was practically beaten, broken, unconscious, and almost dead. To be continued.

Outro: Fun fact: this arc was going to go completely differently but then I remembered the other dimension so here we are. I wasn't going to fully introduce the psychotic transformation until my next main story but I did here because I winged the whole chapter. The reason why my alternate self got so strong from the transformation is the same reason why imagination makes them so dangerous and powerful. That and the negative emotions fueled it a lot as it mixed with the inner chakra and such. That's part of why the injuries got so bad. Not just because of the beat down. Pmurt Nedib won't be the final boss in this arc, I wanted to change things up a bit. It's been a while since a villain used by him could actually freely think and not be possessed by Pmurt. Other than the Dark Sage of course. You'll see plenty more of the typical Danville groups next time. I promise. I'm not sure how they're going to beat Metal Overlord Doofensmirtz yet but I'll figure it out. See ya, thanks for reading.