Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Getting Freaky on a Friday Night

Note: Hey everybody, it's me, Supersponge1295. Happy new year... even though new years had already passed and stuff but... still, happy new years. Anywho, I want to apologize to all of you for not giving you another chapter to this story and for being gone for so long. I was busy with lots of stuff and it made me completely forget all about the stories I have made. But don't worry, this time I will be more active to give you the stories that all of you desire so much.

Anywho, enjoy this chapter, and sorry in advance.


Chapter 7

It was all going so good. Me, Boyfriend and Girlfriend are playing Twisted Wizard in peace with not a care in the world. That is until...

"Hey twerp. Have you seen my drumsticks-"

I quickly turned around to see that it was none other than my older brother, Rodrick.

"Oh no..." I muttered to myself.

"Greg, who are these two?" said Rodrick as he questioned about my two new friends. Both Boyfriend and Girlfriend looked at Rodrick.

"Greg, who is that?" answered Girlfriend as she pointed at Rodrick. "That's my brother, Rodrick. I told you guys about him, remember." I answered to Girlfriend. "Oh." said Girlfriend. "Beep." answered Boyfriend.

"Greg, I said, who are these two!" yelled Rodrick as he looked at me with a bit of anger in his voice.

"These are my new friends Rodrick. Now can you go away, we are playing Twisted Wizard." I answered. "When did you make friends with these two?" said Rodrick. "Just today." I answered.

"Just today?" said Rodrick as he is confused by my statement. He sighs and said "You know what, I don't care. I just need to look for my drumsticks. I have band practice and the guys are gonna show up soon. So have you seen them?"

"No." I answered. "You mean these drumsticks?" said Girlfriend. She is holding two drumsticks in her hands.

"Hey! Those are my drumsticks!" answered Rodrick. "They were under the table when we got here" answered Girlfriend as she pointed to where the drumsticks were originally under the coffee table.

"Give it here!" Rodrick said, as he grabbed his drumsticks from Girlfriend's hand. "Hey!" yelled Girlfriend as Rodrick took the drumsticks. "Beep!" yelled Boyfriend as he saw it happened. "Alright! Time to make some sweet beats on the drums! Later losers!" said Rodrick as he ran out of the living room and heading for the garage.

"How rude! He just took the drumsticks without saying please or even a thank you!" said Girlfriend. "Beep boop bap!" said Boyfriend. They are both mad at what my brother did.

I sighed and said "Yeah, that's my brother alright."

Rodrick is always a jerk. He loves picking on me and is always pulling lots of pranks on me all the time. It's just annoying.

"Why does your brother even need those drumsticks for? He also mentioned band practice, is he part of a band?" said Girlfriend.

"Well, yes. Rodrick is part of a band. He is the drummer." I answered to Girlfriend. "A drummer? That explains it." said Girlfriend. "Beep bap" said Boyfriend who had agreed with Girlfriend. "What's the name of your brother's band?" said Girlfriend as she looked at me.

I didn't want to tell the both of them about the name of Rodrick's band because I know the first thing they will be grossed out and weirded out by the name of my brother's band. So... I told them.

"His band's name is called Löded Diper" I answered to the both of them.

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"Are you serious?" Girlfriend said with a surprised yet disgusted look on her face.

"I wish I was lying, but it's true. That's the name of his band" I answered to Girlfriend.

Just like how I predicted, Girlfriend and Boyfriend are both disgusted on how Rodrick's band is called.

"Beep bop bap!" Said Boyfriend. "Babe! Don't cuss in front of our new friend!" said Girlfriend, who looked upset at Boyfriend for what I assumed what he said was a swear word.

Hoo boy. I guess I better tell them more about my brother's band.


End of Chapter 7