A/N: Hi everyone! I've finally stopped being lazy enough to write another chapter! And sorry about the wait, I was having problems uploading the past few days.Amazing, huh? Sorry 'bout that. Oh, and I almost forgot, this chapter was requested by Lady Awesome. All credit goes to her for the plot of Sasuke puking all over Itachi. If it weren't for her, this chapter wouldn't exist!

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto, you get the point.

Anyways, enjoy chapter 14!

Chapter 14: The Return of the Sugar Rush! (And the dreaded sugar hangovers. Seriously, those aren't fun.)

So here's what's happening: Sasuke goes on another sugar rush, and some unexpected things happen.

"I need to think of a way to kill Itachi!" Sasuke thought, "Without running off with Orochimaru. I'd hate to think of what would have happened if the Konoha Police Force wouldn't have arrested him."

Then the idea dawned on him, as he remembered his first sugar rush, and sugar hangover. As he reminisced he thought that wasn't too fun. But he had to do this, it was the only way.

He hesitantly headed over to the random bakery from chapter 5. At this moment the shop keeper was thinking, "Oh god, no, please, no, not again!" But unfortunately for him, it was against the store policy to ban anyone from coming to the store until they cause trouble 10 times.

After consuming as much sugar products as he could, Sasuke headed out to go kill his brother.

Eventually, he spotted him. "Itachi! I WILL KIIIIIIIIIIIILL YOU!" he shouted, running quicker than usual over to his brother.

So they fought for ages, and then Sasuke's sugar hangover came. He again, felt hot and sick, with an extremely horrible stomachache. But this time, it was worse. He puked all over his brother. Itachi clearly was ticked off, and threw him out of the Akatsuki headquarters. Sasuke moaned, clutching his stomach in pain. He then got back home, into the Village Hidden in the Leaves, struggling. He then got a cold rag, went to his room, laid down on his bed, placing it on his head.

A/N: Well, I hope you enjoyed it! IMPORTANT: I'm going to continue this chapter in a second story, though THIS STORY IS NOT OVER. I'm still going to write separate parodies, but this chapter will be the start of the plot for the next one. So still suggest ideas, and expect more to come of this story! Anyways, please R&R!

That's all for now!