HIYA! I'm sorry for the long wait. This is a filler chapter, but I hope you enjoy it! Sorry that I haven't updated in like three years. Just recently I graduated from school. Highschool was shit and I needed to take it seriously, but anyways now that I'm free I'd like to dedicate my time to this book, so enjoy reading this chap ma mates!.

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'thoughts'

"speech"

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"Man, this is tiring." Kagami sighed as he looked at the skittle crew in front of him.

Akashi wanted to bust his head open. Their rookie coach was idly standing in that cursed spot, leaning on the door with that oversized dog by his leg. His blank face was not giving away his thoughts as he went through the papers that he suddenly requested. After announcing the bold statement of drilling whatsoever into their heads; Kagami asked for their personal documents.

What is so hard in assessing data that was already done by their manager. Shouldn't the teacher go through this basic stuff before meeting his students, especially the one he will coach.

Once again, Akashi was disappointed by the fool. On top of being an idiot, he was incompetent at his job.

Suddenly, the teacher spoke, "Hey, pinky do you have a pen on you?"

Momoi looked bewildered for a second, wondering if she was the one he was addressing, but then who had a pink hair except her, so nodded hesitantly and lent her black ball pen.

"Ok, now it's time for business." Kagami paced around the place, heading towards the front of the team. He sat on the floor, folding his legs and licking his dry lips and started scanning the members with caution.

He started scribbling down some random stuff on the documents. Momoi bit her lips nervously, "Um… sensei, is there errors in the data that I have collected?"

The pinknette was worried that she made a mistake, and that was probably highly impossible. The girl is known for her data collecting skills, and she was extremely good at it.

Kagami looked sharply at her, and then he sighed suddenly at the poor girl. She flinched at the negative vibe the elder was giving off.

"Nah, it's perfect. On the contrary, it's quite scary how accurate your data are." Kagami gave her a smile. 'And… it's sad how the boys are perfect, extremely sad. I feel bad for them' the thought hit him. They must want to play against players that could bring the best out of them. Then, he gave the lot a final look, 'They might lose their love for the game if it continues like this...' Kagami worried his lips, but before he could go back to the data she interrogated him.

"Then, why do you look sad sensei?" Momoi felt the need to know what's wrong with her new favorite teacher.

The teacher looked at the manager for a second, then a light bulb shone in his fantastico brain, so he covered his mouth and burrowed his brow.

"It's just… I can't really," Kagami sounded so choked up that Kuroko threw him a concerned look

"Sensei, are you okay?" Casper's soft voice echoed in the large gym.

Kagami looked up and then averted his eye from the students to the papers once again, a frown etching his face. "It's just…I feel sad… Oh no, Nuetalla-kun…"

"Huh, me?!" Aomine pointed at himself, just what the hell is going on right now? Excuse him for having a moment with his ear, as in digging his pinky in his earhole.

"The thing is, I can't believe that the time had come. Guys like you won't last! Son, You have been a great student of mine, but I'm sorry to send you away first, but Aomine you are…" Kagami stopped himself in the middle of his sentence. Tears started welling in his eyes; therefore, he started fanning his face. Afterwards, he looked at Akashi, "Oh, Po, I'm afraid you are the next in line. Or," he turned to Kise who was disgusted by the crocodile tears. That was his forte. "maybe it's MilkyBanabar! Oh God!"

The blonde clenched his fists and waited anxiously for the explanation of his words, but nothing came out of their teacher's mouth except for the sad aweing.

Aomine clicked his tongue, "The hell do you mean? And, don't-son-me! We won't last in what, basketball?!" the tanned teenager was ready to pick up another fight with their unpredictable teacher.

Kagami looked up at the skittle crew and sighed for the umpteenth time.

"What are you a basketball idiot?" Kagami rolled his eyes at the tanned teen.

'UUUUUH EXCUSE ME?! AREN'T YOU KNOW IN A GYM WITH BASKETBALL PLAYERS?! IF IT'S NOT BASKETBALL, THEN WHAT ARE WE TALKING ABOUT?'

The members were shook, but by now they should expect the unexpected from their rookie teacher.

He beckoned for Momoi to come and take a look at the notes he took, and she shyly approached him. However, once she had a clear look on the data; she couldn't hide the astonishment that came over her.

A struggled "Oh my god" came out of her wavering lips. She didn't know what kind of reaction to show, but one thing for sure: Dai-chan will go nuts if he had a look at this.

Momoi felt the need to know her place in this whole farce because believe me, later on, she would be effected by it.

"S-S-Sensei… what about me?" she squeaked suddenly, concerned for herself.

Kagami scanned her and smiled, "Don't worry, pinky. You have a bright future ahead of you!"

Momoi squealed happily at the great news, but then Kagami was ready to deliver his corrected version of the data to the boys, so he stood up and patted the dirt from his pants.

"Assemble now!" Kagami shouted, and silence had bestowed itself upon the place.

"I don't know if you have noticed this, you blockhead, but it's just you and us in this empty gym, and we were like standing in front of you for MORE THAN ONE HOUR! GOD DAMMIT-DAYO" Midorima snapped.

Kagami raised his hands up; in his defense, he believed that the members may have or not moved from their places. Man, he was really into the data, and no need to be that worked up. Kagami pouted a little, but back to the important topic.

"Sheesh, chillax! Okay, where were we? Ah yeah… I'm sorry to say this, but after a long and careful studying over your profiles; some of you are gonna suffer more than the other."

They gulped in dread, just what the hell is wrong that it even made the teacher act so gloomy and serious. There are many words to describe the two-toned red head, but serious was not one of them.

"Who… would top the list-ssu?" Kise asked carefully.

Kagami placed his hands on his hips, "Now, now we don't wanna embarrass anyone here * cough * Nutella * cough *"

Before Aomine could open his mouth, Kagami clapped his hands to stop the sniggers that came out of the members. Surprisingly, Murasakibari's lips quirked up a bit.

"Okay, so first of all, there is a way to stop the thing that I'm about to say since you guys are rich and shit." "Sensei, language."

"psssht, that is not a curse at all"

Kuroko blankly looks at Kagami

"I'm sorry," Kagami felt that he was admonished, but the boy only looked at him…

'Taiga, get a hang of yourself!'

"Back on track! Btw, don't be afraid when I address the issue or blow your fuses. Believe me money can solve lots of things nowadays. Okay, now I'll announce the names in a ranking setup, so brace yourselves, so Aomine Daiki,"

and that caught everybody's attention. This is the first time that Kagami had called someone by their name, not to their knowledge that is. Therefore, the skittle crew must have assumed that the topic was rather serious.

"I'm afraid that you are the first to become a baldy yodely between the lot. I'm really sorry to say this."

Aomine's jaw fell wide open, "Eh, come again?"

"Um, sensei what does yodeling have to do with baldness?" Momoi jabbed in as the miracles were having a trouble to digest whatever that dawned him.

"It rhymes!"

"…"

"… what?" Kagami was scared of the look that Momoi was giving him. The are-you-dumb-but-because-you're-cute-I'll-let-it-slide look was adorning her face.

"Sensei, Yodely is…" not a word it's misspelled for yodel Momoi shook her head fondly.

"No, seriously what?" Kagami insisited, but the pink shifted his attention to her childhood friend who just registered what the red head said. "Oh poor Dai-chan"

Kagami was back on track, so he sent the bluenette a pained look, "Look, buddy, no matter how you look our love for you will always stay the same."

Now that it dawned on the rainbow group, Kuroko placed his hands in front of his mouth and let out puffs of laughter and looked at Aomine with fake sympathy, "Oh Aomine-kun, I can't believe that you are leaving us already."

Aomine grabbed the collar of his light, it was an understatement to say he was fuming in anger, "TETSU TEME I'M NOT DYING, AND YOU-" he pointed Kagami who let out a weak, "Huh?"

"YOU SHITTY EXCUSE OF A TEACHER, WHAT FREAKIN' NONSENSE ARE YOU BULLSHITTIN' RIGHT NOW!"

Kagami crossed his arms and didn't look impressed, "Nutella, language! This time I'll forgive you because dear… your hair is thinning! Just thinking about it makes me" Kagami squeezed the area between his eyes, as if tears would spill anytime.

Aomine pushed Kuroko away, and then he started kicking Kise who was shouting 'no, Aomine-chi not the face, AHHHHH-ssu' He stopped for a second, balled fists, tense shoulder in a fighting stance; Aomine hopped back to the direction of Kagami who was back to looking at the papers, but he sensed the sapphire eyes.

He looked up and opened his mouth, "Ok, onto the next idiot!"

"HEY!" they said in unison.

Kagami grinned cheekily, "Okay for the 2nd place,"

'this is not a competition!' they thought and groaned in annoyance. However, they were curious to see who is the next victim of baldness. Aomine grimaced, he just wanted to go home, but he won't leave the chance to ridicule his teammates.

….

Satsuki was surprised that Daiki didn't sped off towards the gates. She smiled inwardly, it was not just her childhood friend; even the rest of GOM didn't cause a scene. It seemed like that they were slowly opening to Kagami in their own ways.

Maybe it was too early to judge, but is it?

….

Kagami cleared his throat, and all of the students looked anxious yet excited to know who is the next victim.

"It is Kise Ryou-" Kagami didn't even finish saying the whole name, Kise jumped in horror at the accuse.

"Wha-Wha-Wha-WHAAAAAAT?" Kise felt faint. How the hell, a beauty himself could turn into a baldy. That's a no no. The blonde pouted, "Sensei, how can a diva myself turn into a baldy?"

Kagami raised his eyebrow, "Okaaaaaay, let's see" the red head made a face that showed that he was mulling over a good reason to feed the blonde. About a minute later, he went AHA!, "MilkyBANAbar, answer me, but you should speak the truth."

Kise nodded with confidence, "Don't worry I never lie."

Kagami smiled at that, "then, your blonde hair… it is dyed, right?"

"Really?" Aomine curiously touched the blonde locks, "Um… What no? I was born with this flawless beauty?!" Kise slapped the bluenette's hand.

"The hell? There is no way that you were born as a blondie, dude the Japanese race is all about their black hair?!" Kagami exclaimed.

"Then, that means you also dyed your hair!" Kise shot back.

"Nah, mine is the real deal!" Kagami hair flipped his unruly hair. Getting his finger tangled in his lock, he grumbled in annoyance. After being released from the devil, he went, "Man, if they were just a bit longer, I would be sassier!" the teacher groaned.

"No, you are sassy as hell now, imagining you with Murasakibara's hair length is disgusting!" Aomine spat out.

Kagami pouted, "But, I'm not disgusting… Am I Kibou?" he looked at the ball of fur who was awakened by the sudden question. However, the beast just gave him a quick glare, and went back to sleep.

"Well… that was cold… anyway, back to the topic, Kise dying your hair means that you are a baldy!"

"Then what about you?! You said a Japanese must have a black hair!"

"Bro, it's not like I'm the one who chose to be born with this hair color. You know what, Go ask Fujimaki Tadatoshi if you want to know more about your birth secrets, who knows maybe you were unplanned?"

"SENSEI!" Kise said with flushed cheeks, but Aomine found that HILARIOUS.

"Sensei" Kuroko admonished, giving him I'm-not-impressed face.

"We shall not go over there." Akashi's command silenced the blabbering idiots.

The teacher shrugged his shoulders, 'Hell if I care~"

"OOOOKay… then the person who will be honored with the bronze model is…" Kagami took a look at the lot and did the drumming roll sound.

"It is AKA-"

"Do you have a death wish?"

Kagami shut his mouth; almost immediately after the threat. 'Seriously scary. A kid or a demon? I surely can make him my prodigy. He can be the next YAKUZA head!' the teacher thought.

"Okay, on with next guys, Midorima, Murasakibara, and Kuroko. Yeah this sums up the whole baldness case." Kagami folded the papers and gave them to Momoi to distribute them to the members.

Kuroko cocked his head to the side, "Sensei, don't you think that its's quite cold of you to not give the last three the drum rolls."

"You are upset about that?!" Midorima snapped at the shadow. Murasakibara didn't really care about this, at least he was not gonna lose hair any time soon. Midorima was angered by the fact that their coach was playing around instead of actually giving them direct instructions for their training menus.

"Just what the hell did you come here for? To play around? To fool around? If you are not serious enough to coach us then why bother talking to us?! Just quit instead of roping us into your shit!" Midorima snapped. Crumpling the paper that was in between his hands. Huffing in anger, and averting his eyes from the shocked eyes of Kagami.

Momoi flinched as she handed the papers to the members. Now that they have a clear idea on what the hell Kagami was scribbling. They were boiling with fury. The profile pics looked different from what they remember; it was them but with bald spots all over their heads and wrinkle adorning the handsome facades.

Everybody crushed the papers after Midorima. Well, except for one…

"But I still look hot and sexy." Kise exclaimed.

"NOT NOW KISE!" everybody exclaimed in anger.

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"I guess, I like the confidence" Kagami gave him thumbs up, and that fed the blonde's ego. It got fatter and bigger.

"Just jealous that you don't look half as cool like me," Kise wiggled his eyebrows and smirked. However, it didn't end prettily. Aomine had a pissed of look on his face, nothing new, but he ended up hitting the blonde's head with his fist, and Kuroko for the sake of hitting Kise jabbed him in the ribs.

"Woah, double kill!" Kagami was impressed. His cheerful exclamation earned him scowls and scorful daggers from here and there. Even from Kuroko.

"Sensei, if I were to turn bald. I would prefer if I didn't have three lonesome strand waving from my naked spot." Kuroko shook his head in disappointment.

"How dare a peasant like you draw a bald spot on my head? Do you wish to be executed?!"

A dark and threatening aura started surrounded the GOM's emperor, "No-"

"SILENCE"

Akashi rudely interrupted Kagami, and that made the teacher pout.

"Rude" Kagami mumbled, but he turned his head to a booming, hostile voice, "BAKAGAMI I'LL FU-"

Thankfully, the tanned man couldn't continue the sentence for he got a good smack on his face by his childhood friend.

"Dai-chan, language!"

"I didn't say anything yet!" Aomine hollered.

Momoi give him the stinky eye.

"UGGGH" Aomine was erupting with fits of anger fits.

"Kaga-chin-sensei, why do I have a pony tail while I'm bald." Murasakibara noted, he had a loosely tied pony tail at the end of his head. That is the only source of hair provided in the picture.

"You have great amount of hair, young man. Thought you'd like to match the rest, and most likely, you will not lose that much hair!"

"I don't get why it is pony tail? Change it." Murasakibara retorted childishly.

"Oh, sometimes it's better to not know the reasons behind every single happening!" Kagami spoke wise words, and the titan nodded reluctantly; still not satisfied with answer, but why bother questioning and fighting an idiot. NEVER argue with an idiot, that is what they said. They will bring you down to their level and beat you with experience. (btw it's a quote by George Carlin and it's 100% true XD)

Murasakibara grumbled under his breath, "Pony tail? Why?"

"Sensei, I must stay I would like to see how your brain operates?"

"OOOH, is otaku perhaps impressed by my creativity?" Kagami puffed his chest with pride.

"So I can get a definite evidence that you are an idiot," "YOU TSUNDERE!" "Shut up, just how did you come up with the idea of just leaving bangs on a hairless head." Midorima shoved the crumpled drawing in Kagami's face.

Kagami backed a step and placed a hand on his chin with a grin seeping through, "This my friend, is what we call genious-ty"

"…You know that's not a word, right?" Midorima gave him a you-are-dumb-shit look.

"…eh, really?"

The teacher eyed the drawing, "I just have a feeling that you will not change your hairstyle for a long, loooong, looooooooooooong time." He ruffled the bangs that were styled to the side, "Don't know why though" Kagami whistled thoughtfully.

Midorima was angered by the fact that the teacher was making a mess from his perfect styled hair, so he simply slapped the rude hands away from his head.

"Ow!" Kagami hissed in pain. Just what was wrong with those aggressive kids. They should be thankful to their sensei that he drew their future plans for free (Or just basically their looks), that shows how he preciously treasured them, ain't it?

'They should pay for the consultation session we had' Kagami thought bitterly

"But, really I still look sexy as hell." Kise repeated.

"SHUT UP" everybody shouted. This time Kagami sighed.

…..

Kagami looked at their perplexed looks. Now he felt a tad bit bad about the topic, so he naturally tried to cheer up his students up.

"Hey, hey, guys calm down, at least you didn't turn obese or ugly in general, and that is the most important thing! Health is your top priority!" Kagami smiled encouragingly.

Akashi threw what seems like scissors at the poor teacher. Kibou howled in surprise.

….

Kagami thought it was good idea to give it another shot in the sudden mission of 'cheering my boys up!' or was it?

"Oi kids stop fronting! don't forget that you guys are filthy loaded, so you don't have to worry about it. A session of hair growth transplant is all what you would need!"

Oh, this time it was Midorima's lucky item that was being thrown at the rookie teacher.

Okay, last shot; Kagami huffed in determination! Maybe now they will smile at him and say 'O our precious sensei, we love you for that amazing suggestion'

"Plastic surgey?"

Kagami swore that he tried, really tried his best lest that didn't stop Aomine from tackling him to the ground, and the only one who tried to pry him off was Momoi.

Kagami must thank her later.

He tried to inhale all of the oxygen he had lost in the wrestling match they had. Oh, how he wanted to deck the ganguro and make him lose all of his teeth.

"D-Damn ganguro!" Kagami wheezed painfully, hand covering his bruised neck. The damn kid tried to choke him to death!

"Your vocabulary list has expanded huh?!" Aomine tried to land a flying kick on Kagami, but the red head was saved by a sudden roaster crowing sound.

'EEEEEEEH, NOW WHAT?'

All of the Gom froze in their places. Well, they never expected that. Nope, never saw it coming.

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"Are you serious-ssu?" Kise whispered, but Kagami's booming voice made them cringe, "Yas baby, it's time to go home," He shoved the phone in the faces of the miracles, "It's my going home ringtone!"

They looked at him as if there was another head attached to his neck, "Well, let's leave it to this and I'll see you guys tomorrow!"

Kagami was ready to leave. He had nothing on him except for Kibou, but suddenly Kuroko appeared in front of him.

"Sensei, what do you mean that 'time to go home'? You didn't get to see us play." This is the first time Kuroko found himself ticked off by their new teacher. He was rather pleased that he met him, but not anymore. It seems that Kagami didn't take basketball seriously.

Akashi's eyes shone gold for a second, "I don't know who you are, but if you think that it's fine to take our basketball lightly, then we beg to differ. We are serious about winning the winter cup and we have what it takes to rule it. My orders are absolute."

'that snotty little brat!' Kagami clicked his tongue in annoyance, but he dismissed the behavior with a smile and then sighed as he sat back on the floor.

"You guys what do you take me for?"

"A clown" Midorima and Aomine replied back without a hint of hesitancy. Kagami shot both of them a glare, and since Aomine was within arm reach; he smacked the teen's head without mercy.

"OW! What was that for, you violent teach?!" Aomine rubbed his pounding head, trying to soothe the pain and glared at the red head.

"what," Kagami gave him a pointed look, "You started it."

"Sensei, you were saying?" Kuroko tried to remind his teacher about their serious talk.

Kagami beckoned the other to gather and sit around him. However, apparently, they were displeased by the idea.

"Nu-huh, Sensei I'm not sitting on the dirty floor. I would look like a peasant-ssu!" Kise flicked the golden locks away from his eyes.

"Oi, sit your pretty ass down, or I'll shave all of your hair to prove to the world that you are not a true blondie!"

At the threat, Kise obliged almost immediately. Kuroko sat himself after Kise facing kagami. However, Akashi would never lower himself to the likes of the rowdy teacher, so the emperor reclined on the gym's door. Aomine was already sitting on the floor, he waved his hands to his friends "Hello strangers."

Kagami was forced to stand and grab Midorima's ears and twist them. A way to discipline a kid when they are not listening to you. "LET GO!" Midorima was bigger than Kagami in height, he was broader than him, and violence was rather pretty nice option to stop the bizarre and humiliating situation he's in, but as soon as Kagami forced the greenette to sit on the ground, he let him go. Murasakibara followed suit. Titan he may be, but was really tired from all of the standing and leaning on his teammates heads.

"Well, then, I have some minutes to spare." He smiled at his students who were frowning at him. They were seated in front of him, and Akashi was not that far from there.

"I didn't come here today to assess your skills, or see you play. The previous wins could speak for itself, but today I came to observe you guys. To know what kind of people you are and get familiar with your distinctive personalities, and believe me now I got a clear idea on how you process the word basketball. You guys should let go for a change. Try to kick-back and relax!"

"what are you trying convey?" Akashi rose his eyebrow.

"What I am trying to say is… Are you guys having fun playing basketball?"

the question made them flinch and an uptight frown was placed on their faces. Especially Aomine. The redhead took note of that.

"What does that-" "Answer me." Kagami's order made them shut their complains up.

"No, we are here to win. It isn't necessary to have fun." Midorima shot back. Akashi nodded his head.

Kagami sighed at the empty words, "What's the use of playing basketball if you are not having fun in the first place? You guys are treating the sport as a chore!"

"That-" "If that is what you think ,might as well quit the club and join other clubs to have definite wins. To prove that you guys are unstoppable and shit, but is that why you came to this club and formed unbreakable bonds that is starting to hurt each of you kids. Instead of being there for each other, you guys are afflicting pain to each other because of your one tracked thinking!"

Akashi gritted his teeth, "What is there to do when your mission on the court is only to win."

"Now is it?"

"Huh?" Aomine clenched his fist, ready to fight the teacher head on. He's speaking as if he knows what they went through. What he went through.

"you play because it's fun, and you are not obliged to win an emotionless victory. Victory is a bonus that you guys deserve if you play seriously and have fun on the court. Giving it your all and feeling your heart beat with life and happiness." Kagami smiled sadly, "And by being your coach," the red head placed his hand on the midnight blue hair and ruffled it messily, "I'm going to retrieve all of the lost smiles and spirits. Or in other words I'm turning you idiots into sensible people."

"And who just spoke? The biggest idiot in the room!" He tried to swat the hand, but Kagami kept a vice grip on his head.

"Because I am an idiot, I can feel and understand what you guys went through." The red head smiled sadly, flashbacks hunted him once again. (A/N: OOOOH HOW I LOVE ANGST!)

"…" but the silence was cease by Aomine fighting back and pinching the red head's cheek.

"OOOOW OWW OWW OFF ME DAIKI!" Kagami shouted in pain, but suddenly his agony stopped to see the shocked tanned face alongside the confused skittle crew. Kagami grinned cheekily and let out a quick "whoopsie~"

"You just called me by my first name"

"Uhhh, I gotta go," Kagami laughed nervously, and nudged the wolf to move.

"HEY, hey, hey where do you think you are going-ssu?!" Kise looked at the teacher who was trying to escape, but Akashi blocked his way.

Kagami groaned and frowned. "I didn't know that you guys liked me that much," he sighed.

"Actually, it's the opposite, but I don't think you have fulfilled your job as a coach." The emperor stated.

Kagami scratched the back of his head, "I think I did, and if you have not noticed it's late noon now, so better get going before getting stuck in a damn traffic." The teacher gently shoved Akashi.

He opened the door and looked back at his students, "WELL, rest well guys. Tomorrow would be hell of a day, and I have a feeling that you wouldn't really like it, but meeh who cares. I'm the teacher and you are the students, better follow my words if you don't wanna fail the year. Toodles."

'W-What?!'

Kagami left them speechless. They were either gonna follow his instruction or repeat the year.

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"Dammit!" Aomine wanted to hit the teacher, but he fled away with his tail between his legs. Plus, he was bubbling with anger. Note that Bubbling is a weak word to describe the rage that the tanned teen was feeling.

"What are we gonna do?! Kuroko-chi do something!" Kise latched himself on the pale boy.

"I'm afraid we cannot do anything, but listen to him…" Kuroko resigned his fate to the almighty god. Amen.

Akashi was seething, "I do not tolerate disobedience. I might need to take this matter personally and stop this farce."

"Aka-chin." Murasakibara backed away from the emperor. Oh god, his split personality shit is acting up. However, Midorima placed a reassuring hand on the tensed shoulder. "Akashi, don't waste your breath on someone that is not qualified to coach us."

The lazy eyes watched the tension and anger seeping from the miracles. He can't really say that the change Kagami had brought was a good one. Well, we will see how this play will go on. Before they knew it, the match was on.

Kagami vs. GOM

….

On the other hand, Kagami was running through the opposite side of the school.

He was waiting patiently for this moment in entire life. "SHOUUU-CHHAAAN, sorry for making you wait."

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Thats all folks. I hope it was worth the wait. I'm working on the next chap too.

Thoughts?