A/N: Wow, I haven't updated in like, over a year! I'm really sorry, I had bad writers' block, and on top of that starting a new story. It was a hard decision whether to put this in this story or What the Flying Turtle?, but I decided that since it wasn't me writing with only one word or phrase as an inspiration (the concept of the chapters in that story), and since it was based off of a real event (the concept of the chapters in this story), and since this one needed to desperately be updated, I decided to just go ahead and put it in this one.

Oh, and please, oh please, review. It helps keep me from procrastinating. :)

Either way, enjoy the 16th chapter of Naruto Characters Say the Darndest Things

(I screwed up on the numbering, and I'm definitely not going to delete and re-upload every single chapter just to change 1 little thing, so from now on I'm just going from sixteen; consider this chapter's numbering the correct one.)

Chapter 16: Chicken Pond

Okay, so here's what's happening: Naruto, Sasuke, and Sakura are working on a mission; it's a rather simple one—they have to design a park.

"Okay, and we could, I don't know, add a fishing pond here," Sasuke suggested after being continuously badgered by his teammates to actually CONTRIBUTE to a mission he deemed worthless and a waste of time.

"Did you just say a chicken pond? What the hell is a chicken pond?" Naruto said, him and brain, or lack thereof, mishearing him.

"I said a fishing pond, dobe."

"I want to make a chicken pond!" Sakura said. She (probably unintentionally) sounded like a 5-year old.

"No." That was the only word that came out of Sasuke's mouth.

"Come on!"

"Sakura, I hate to admit it, but that has to be the most stupidest idea I've ever heard," added Naruto.

This continued on for about 10 minutes before Sakura attempted to draw one on. Sasuke, in reaction, snatched her pen away from her.

"OH. MY. GOD. Give me back my pen RIGHT NOW," she said, following him around.

Unfortunately, eventually, she got it back. Naruto attempted to compensate for the lack of a chicken pond by drawing a farm.

"I don't want a farm. I WANT A CHICKEN POND!"

However, her decision later changed. "I want a farm!"

"Why the HELL would you want a FARM?!"

"I WANT A CHICKEN POND! See, I'm sure other people agree with me!"

She walked up to Tenten.

"Hey, don't you think a chicken pond would be cool?"

"No, that's the most stupid idea I've ever heard."

"Wow, that's what Naruto and Sasuke said!"

Later, they decided to add a petting zoo, along with a little field of corn to feed the animals.

"And now the chickens will get fat because they'll eat too much corn, and they won't have a pond to exercise in!"

"SAKURA. CHICKENS DO NOT SWIM!" Sasuke shouted.

"And that's why they will put them in floats!"

"Wouldn't like, their claws pop the floats? And if they're in floats, how will they get any exercise?" Naruto interrogated.

"No, cause we'll put the floats around their knees!" Sakura ignored the latter question.

"HOW THE HELL WOULD BEING PUT IN A FLOAT AND BOUND BY THE KNEES IN A POND BE FUN AND GIVE THEM EXERCISE?!" Sasuke was practically screaming at the top of his lungs, tired of the pink-haired girl's stupidity.

"No, you see, they'll like it! And for exercise, they'll kick their feet and flap their wings!"

Sakura imitated a chicken doing the odd motion she described for a good 20 minutes.

A/N: Well, there it is, I hoped you enjoyed it! Please review, seeing is it's been a long time since I've worked on this story! Please, oh please review! I would be eternally grateful.

That's all for now!