A/N: I've returned! And not too ridiculously late! Oh yeah, and I have a new oneshot, please check it out! Anyways, enjoy!
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Chapter 18: How to Grow a Llama
So here's what's happening: Kakashi is teaching his students something completely useless and unrelated to being a shinobi, that doesn't even take place in the Naruto world.
"Okay, so the Inca had to grow maize, wheat, and llamas and stuff and then give a lot of it to the government," Kakashi stated with an incredibly bored tone.
Team 7 looked at each other with confused looks, before Naruto raised his hand.
"Yes, Naruto?"
"Wait… how do you grow a llama?"
"Well, first you birth a llama, then you feed it and give it plenty of water, and then gradually, it will grow."
Everyone just looked at Kakashi.
"I never said they grew llamas in the ground."
After a moment of awkward silence, Kakashi spoke up. "So, any more questions that aren't pointless?"
Our favorite blonde (because no one likes Ino) spoke up yet again.
"Would you consider a first born child beginner's luck?"
Kakashi just stood there with a shocked look on his face before bursting out into laughter.
Eventually Sakura joined in, but Captain Emo-head (AKA Sasuke) remained silent until grumpily muttering "Dobe…"
"Hmm, I wonder why Sasuke is so… unpleasant today," Pinky (Sakura) wondered out loud as if it was something new.
"Well, I have a theory that he is always grumpy because it hurts him to sit down because he has a stick plunged deep up his butt," Naruto stated, "Which is also why he is always training, and when he isn't, he is sitting down and being… grumpy."
This was surprisingly intelligent for Naruto to the point where even Sakura had to acknowledge that it was pretty good.
And poor Kakashi, after just getting over one fit of laughter had to suppress another one before he spoke.
"Now, I don't want to here about what's up each other's butts," he said, "especially if they are sticks." He chuckled at his little joke.
Sasuke just gave the jounin a death glare.
A/N: I love Sasuke, I reallydo... he's just such an easy target.
Wow, I think that that was one of my longer chapters… I don't know. Anyways, enjoy, and PLEASE R&R!
That's all for now!
