Thanks for all of the reviews!! Yes, this is Rosalie, Bella is really hard. If you have any ideas, tell me! No, guys with fashion sense are not necessarily gay, thanks for telling me, though. Please vote on my poll!! I want to try it! Thanks again and…READ!

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Rosalie

I was so ready to do this. I mean, what could go wrong? It's a talent show, for goodness sake!!!

"Hey everybody!" I shouted into the audience. A few muffled "heys" came back to me.

"I said, HEY EVERYBODY!!" I yelled. This time, people responded. They cried,"HEY!" and some rude boys said, "Hola, baby…you look smokin' hot!" Emmett started to stand up, but I waved him back down.

"I am going to show off my talent of how to change quickly, and I am going to be in a mini fashion show, staring Moi" I said. Everyone clapped.

Outfit one: Skintight black tube dress, with high heeled black, leather boots.

As I walked out of the wings, I strutted down to the end of the stage, and back up again. A few boys whistled, and I laughed, flipping my hair. I had told Emmett to ignore this, and he was following my instructions well. He did stare, though. I didn't mind him; we had both seen each other. I pictured him in my mind. I stared, confused, at Edward. He had a disgusted look on his face, and he was willing me not to go on. He looked nauseous. I realized, a second too late, that he could read minds. Oops.

Outfit two: Cute, red tank top, with a mini skirt that was really mini.

I walked down the runway this time, and none of the boys moved. They were so amazed. I saw the principal open his mouth to say something, probably about the dress code, but I walked out quickly.

Outfit three (last one): Boy shorts with a midriff baring top that had a deep V neck.

As I walked out this time, some boys almost fainted. Mike Newton did. He collapsed in his chair, and Jessica had to hold him up. She was glaring at me. Most of the other girls were, too. All there boyfriends were drooling over me.

"I can fix you cars after, too…." I offered. "I would like for the most special man in my life to come up here, please." Emmett jumped up, with lust in his eyes. He walked up to me, and I reached out for him. Our lips touched, and we kissed, and kissed, and kissed. I saw a boy start crying.

I laughed, and kissed Emmett harder. Edward, again, looked horrified. I could tell he was trying to block out my thoughts, but I thought them harder. Finally, he gave up, and collapsed. Bella looked scared, and tried to talk to him. I laughed, and Emmett carried me off the stage in his arms.

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