This chapter, though it does have some plot in it, is really one of those for fun chapters. I had to put the boys in a situation that all they could do was snog. -. I always have one of those chapters. So read this one for fun! Oh, and every single pairing in here is yaoi, so don't find it strange that that's all that's going on (boys getting together I mean.) Enjoy!


"Sleepover?" Sasuke repeated for the fifth time for the past five minutes.

"Sleepover." Naruto nodded, smiling patiently. "Neji's invited us to his sleepover."

Sasuke sighed. "You know I'm not good with other people Naru."

Naruto smiled. "I knew you'd be uneasy about this. So I took the liberty of packing for you."

Sasuke frowned. "I hate when you do that." He said, though Naruto could tell that he wasn't really mad.

"Well you're going to hate me even more when you find out that we have to go now because it starts in half an hour." He answered.

"You're right. I do." Sasuke said.

Naruto thrust a knapsack at Sasuke. "Com'n." he said, winning smile melting Sasuke inside out. "You don't need a sleeping bag. Neji has like fifteen spare rooms. Literally."

He took a reluctant Sasuke's hand and led them out the door. "Anything relating to Neji and a group of boys is bound to get pretty freaky." Sasuke mumbled in complaint.

"I know right. It's just perfect for someone as pent up as me." Naruto said.

"We're definitely going to start with the classic icebreakers for all the shy guys in this room." Neji announced to the large circle. "Firstly, is anyone in here afraid of making out with another guy?"

Shikamaru raised his hand boredly. "I was dragged here against my own will." He said, leaning back against a pillow. "So I think I'll skip out on any activity you've got up your perverted little sleeve."

Neji tossed his hair over his shoulder and then glanced at Sasuke, who's hand was also raised. "Yeah, we all know about you and your being 'straight." Neji said, putting quotes around the word straight. "So with that out of the way, the majority of us don't, with, seeing as its pretty much all were going to do, is pretty good."

Sasuke groaned and pawed at Naruto's leg, begging for his confiscated tub of ice cream. Naruto shook his head and smiled in bemusement, waving the spoon in Sasuke's face. "No comfort food." He explained, rubbing Sasuke's nose with his.

Sasuke blushed then looked up at the hat that was being sent around. "I'm sure you guys all know how it works. Pick a name and you'll have to spend seven minutes in the closet with that person." Neji said, smiling coyly.

Gaara, who was sitting beside Neji, was also smiling, though he was looking at Neji.

"Take it." Naruto prodded, shoving the hat under Sasuke's nose. Sasuke grabbed one in annoyance and then passed it to Kiba.

"Shit!" he hissed when he saw the name. "I got Neji of all people."

Naruto stuck out his tongue. "I got Gaara." He said smugly. "We're just going to sit in that closet and talk till its time to come out.

"Ok, who wants to go first?" Neji asked.

"I do!" Kiba exclaimed, hopping up. "This is going to be really interesting. Right Shikamaru?"

Shika's eyes widened in what could only be described as disbelieving shock. "No." he almost whimpered. "Can't I get Gaara or Sasuke or…someone that doesn't want to be a male prostitute when they grow up?"

Kiba grabbed him off the ground, leering mischievously. "Walk in closet down the hall." Neji called after them. "You want us to go listen at the door?" he asked once the two boy's had left. Sasuke rolled his eyes.

"You're room is huge." Naruto commented, stroking the carpet with his finger. "It's almost as big as me and Sasuke's first floor."

"What do you think they're doing?" Gaara asked, looking slightly worried.

"What guy's do in closets of course." Kankuro explained. "Gaara, you're so dense."

"I think his innocence is cute." Neji smiled, playing with some loose strands of Gaara's vibrant hair. Gaara looked ready to pass out.

Naruto looked at Sasuke knowingly, whose mind was already whirring with ideas.

"I really hope Gaara can gather enough courage to make even the slightest of moves." Naruto whispered.

Sasuke nodded, smiling thoughtfully.

Kiba and Shikamaru were coming back now, Kiba's grin large and toothy, Shikamaru looking scared out of his mind. "He tastes like cinnamon!" Kiba exclaimed to Sasuke. "I think I was his first time. Seriously, he's so adorable. I think I'm in love."

"How was it?" Neji asked, tilting his head to the side.

"I loved it. Shikamaru tastes good." Kiba said excitedly.

"It was scary. He RAPED MY MOUTH!" Shikamaru steamed.

"You and me next Sasuke." Neji said, getting up and walking towards Sasuke. Sasuke blushed, but took Neji's outstretched hand in anticipation.

"Be back in seven minutes!" Neji called cheerfully. "Or ten…or twenty or so."

Gaara's eye's widened, and Naruto watched those strangely colored eyes follow Neji's back the whole way down the closet.

"What do we do now?" Kankuro asked, looking up from his nails. "I only came here to make sure my baby brother wasn't molested."

"I can protect myself." Gaara said softly. Kankuro looked at him affectionately. "Of course you can." He said.

Kiba looked very mischievous as he leaned over and placed a bottle in the middle of the circle. "That's what we're playing next." He said. "So we can watch what you guys do."

Gaara blushed and Shikamaru looked sick. "If I get you, just kill me." He said, staring awfully at Kiba.

Kiba turned his gaze on Shikamaru and Naruto saw his usual carefree façade fade for a second. "I'd be more gentle this time." He said, moving closer to Shikamaru and touching his cheek. "I was just excited."

Shikamaru nodded, looking slightly embarrassed at the P.D.A.

"Aww, young love." A voice said from behind the teenagers backs. Everyone looked up to see the one and only irresistible silver-haired teacher standing there with his arms crossed. He was in all black, tight, revealing appealing leather black, and as the object of half the schools affection it was no surprise that everyone stared at him for a bit longer that necessary.

"Why are you here?" Naruto asked, eyebrow's arched.

Kakashi held out a piece of brightly colored paper. "I was invited. What is this anyways?"

"Neji invited you?" Kiba asked, his eyes still stuck on Kakashi. "I love Neji. Are there any more sexy adult teachers coming to this thing? I swear, I have a fetish for male adults."

"We all know that." Shikamaru said boredly.

"It's a sleepover." Naruto explained, eyeing Kiba suspiciously to see if he was joking or serious.

"Great!" Kakashi said, sitting down immediately. "I don't have to cook for myself!"

Naruto rolled his eyes.

"We're going to play spin the bottle after everyone's come out of the closet." Kiba said, his voice getting louder with mounting excitement.

"I think all you boy's are all out of the closet by now." Kakashi said. "Except Sasuke of course."

Kiba looked blank before he finally got it.

"We're back!" Kiba announced. "Oh Sensei! I didn't think you'd come!"

"Why would I ever miss out on a chance to see some of my favorite students half naked. I guess I don't need to rent any blue movies today!" Kakashi said.

Sasuke scowled and covered his chest. "You're almost as bad as Orochimaru."

"I know, but it's okay for me." Kakashi explained. "I'm young and way hotter."

"Since I know Gaara and Naruto won't do anything in that closet anyways we can just move on to the next thing." Neji said, tapping the bottle with his forefinger. "Who wants to go first?"

Kiba's hand shot into the air as his gaze pierced into Kakashi. He leaned foreword pink tongue sticking out of his tongue. "You're one of my best physics student's Kiba. You should be able to get whoever you want." Kakashi reminded him.

Kiba smiled in realization and spun eagerly. The bottle went around once twice, three times before halting right in between Kakashi's legs. "Good catch." Kankuro said enviously.

"Oh God yes." Kiba whimpered, scrambling up.

"How was it with Neji?" Naruto asked Sasuke.

"Fine I guess. I just let him do what he wanted." Sasuke shrugged, speaking in an undertone. "It's awkward after…you know, how he used to feel about me. He didn't actually kiss my lips though."

Naruto's eyes widened, the brightly lit room bringing out the color even more.

Neji was pulling Kiba off of Kakashi's lap now. "Not more than ten seconds!" he said in irritation. "You know the rules Kiba!"

Kiba pouted. "Some rules should have exceptions you know." He said, breath ragged.

"I haven't done this since I was twelve!" Kakashi said happily. "And back then we used to have girls in the circle."

"My turn then." Sasuke said, taking up the bottle. He spun it slowly and it only went around once before landing on Naruto.

Everyone began hooting. "Oooh, the classic 'best friend' kiss." Kiba said excitedly. Sasuke looked at Naruto and leaned foreword quickly before kissing his cheek.

"There. Next!" he yelped.

Neji blinked. "Sorry, I didn't see that." He said. "No seriously." He continued, noting Sasuke's scowling face. "And lips only."

"Com'n." Naruto said, turning Sasuke's face to his. "It's just a stupid game."

Sasuke traced Naruto's flushed cheek with his fingertips. "Stupid game." He echoed, ignoring the six pairs of eyes looking intently at him. Naruto's gentle encouragement was pulling him closer, his soft touch leading the way and eventually the small amount of space between them disappeared. The room went silent and for the next couple of seconds you could hear a cat meowing for help in a tree half a mile away.

"That was…romantic." Kiba said, cocking his head to the side in confusion. "That didn't have any lust in it at all. So that's what a real kiss looks like. Interesting."

Sasuke blushed. "What do you mean?" he squeaked. "That-that was all lust!"

"Whatever. I'd like to go next." Neji said leaning over, long hair falling into his face. He spun and Naruto and Sasuke watched with special interest as the bottle danced around. It came to a stop in front of Sasuke who immediately began blowing.

"What are you doing Sasuke?" Neji asked. The bottle was in front of Naruto now, who grinned at Sasuke and blew as well. "Naruto?" Neji said. "What are you guys up to?"

Kakashi's eyes danced as he figured out the plan and he blew eagerly as well. The bottle was in front of Gaara now, who blushed as Sasuke winked at him.

"I couldn't steal his man twice." Sasuke explained to Naruto who smiled and handed him his tub of ice cream. "Good boy." He said.

Kiba smiled. "Whatever." He said. "I guess you guys want Gaara to get some action."

"Yeah, that's why we did that." Sasuke said rolling his eyes.

Kiba looked at Gaara and shrugged. "You scared?" He asked, noticing Gaara's flushed cheeks and downcast stare.

Gaara shrugged, looking even further away.

Neji grasped Gaara's cheeks between his hands and smiled. "Idiot. Don't be shy with me Gaara. I'm you're best friend. And you're eyes are so pretty too. Why don't you look at me?"

Gaara glanced up, his cheeks reddening even further. "There we are." Neji said.

"Com'n. breathe. You act like you've never kissed anyone before."

Gaara clutched unto Neji's arms, his own hands trembling. "Just do it." He whimpered. "Hurry."

Neji nodded, then softly pressed his lips to Gaara's, first the top and then the bottom. Gaara clutched his arms harder and Neji grasped the back of his head, afraid he'd fall.

"They're so cute together." Naruto purred. "Sasuke we really need to get them together. Neji needs to settle down and Gaara…Gaara just needs Neji."

The room grew quiet again, Kankuro even looking up from his fingernails to gaze with interest, and Shikamaru smiling for once.

"Now that was romantic!" Sasuke began hooting when they'd finished.

"YEAH!" Naruto said a little enthusiastically. "Isn't Gaara adorable Neji? You guys should really do that again…and again."

"That really was pretty cute." Kiba admitted.

"I think you're looking for the word hot." Kakashi said solemnly.

"Guys, guys, it's just a game." Neji said, waving it aside. "Com'n, it's no big deal."

"Hey Neji, can I talk to you for a second?" Sasuke said.

"Sure." Neji said, getting up and following Sasuke outside.

"I have a plan you want to help me with." Sasuke said softly. "About Naru."

"What is it?" Neji said, tilting his head to the side.

"I think we should get Naruto a new boyfriend." Sasuke said crossing his arms. "I think it would really help him forget about Contard."

"I thought his name was Conrad?"

"Yeah, Conwipe." Sasuke said.

"Con. Rad."

"You're right. I'll just use asswipe." Sasuke said.

"I think I made it worse." Neji said thoughtfully. "But yeah, that sounds great."

"Where do you think we should find one?" Sasuke asked.

"Oooh." Neji's smile widened. "I know the absolute perfect place."

"Alright. I'll let you choose." Sasuke said.

'And while we do that, I'll be working on my other pairing with Naruto.' Sasuke thought deviously.

They walked back into the room and it was if a transformation had come over everyone. The room seemed darker, smaller, the circle tighter, and the bottle had disappeared. Instead, Kiba had a notepad and was busy writing something down, and Gaara was talking avidly.

"-Then we could castrate him which would make the hot oil even more painful." He said.

"Does that come before or after the eyebrow thing?" Shikamaru asked.

"Before." Kankuro said. "But after the starvation."

"What are you guys doing?" Sasuke asked in confusion. "Before we left everyone was making out and Gaara was his usual silent self."

"We're thinking of ways to torture Conrad." Kiba explained.

"Before we kill him." Gaara added, eyes shimmering.

"I'm completely against it." Naruto said shaking his head.

"You guys know Gaara can't have an overdose of excitement." Neji said, picking Gaara up. "But carry on without him."

Gaara whimpered. "But it's fun." He said.

"Naughty. You know you can't participate." Neji said, picking Gaara up off the ground completely. "In fact I think you've been up enough for tonight. Bedtime."

"No." Gaara said rebelliously, already leaning his head against Neji's shoulder, taking his teddy bear from the other boy.

Neji took Gaara over to his bed playfully, and lay him there.

"Why do I have to go to sleep first?" Gaara asked childishly.

"Hmm, let me think. Because you've been possessed by a demon for the past fourteen years that didn't allow you to sleep for more than 3 hours a day." Neji said, touching Gaara's nose lightly.

"You'd think he'd want to catch up on all those years." Sasuke teased, not wanting to ruin the mood, but at the same time trying to keep it light so Gaara wouldn't get nervous and freeze up.

Gaara frowned. "I don't want to be isolated." He said sitting up. "I hate…hate being alone."

Neji stared into Gaara's eyes for a while, as if just coming to some sort of revelation, and then smiled.

"Okay, everyone, it's time to go to sleep now." He called behind him.

There was a series of groans, followed by the shuffling of feet as everyone went to their separate rooms.

"This was fun, but I'd better head home and make sure I finish marking my papers for Monday. Bye guys." Kakashi waved before leaving.

"Com'n Gaara. You're room is two doors down." Naruto called to the red-head.

Neji looked thoughtful. "Actually you guys, I think I'll just keep Gaara in here with me for tonight. I'm sure my bed's big enough for the both of us."

Sasuke tried to keep himself from smiling.

"Yeah, we should all just pair up instead of getting separate rooms. I'll take Shika with me." Kiba grinning, tugging the usually bored sixteen year old's arm.

"Not me." Kankuro snapped. "I'm still sleeping alone."

"Suit yourself." Naruto said, looking at Sasuke. "I personally can't sleep without Sasuke in the room."

"So it's settled then. You guy's go to sleep now and I'll make sure Gaara doesn't have to sleep alone. At least not if I have anything to do with it." Neji said, his eyes still locked on Gaara.

Gaara tensed after the lights were off and the door was shut. He grew even more tense when he felt Neji's arms wrap around him. "I don't want you to be lonely." Neji explained. "With me holding you like this I hoe that you're reminded just how much we all care about you Gaara. No one's going to abandon you, ok?"

"Hn." Was all Gaara could get out though his constricted throat. Neji's arms felt really good in the dark, and the heat of his body pressed into Gaara's back felt even more incredible. For once Gaara felt like he had Neji's full attention, and something told him he was going to get one of the best night's of sleep in his life just because of that simple fact.


Apparently my idle chapters are my longest…lol.

Thanks a bunch:

nanachan87

YaoiFanGirl (Naru's trying to hold out even though he's really hurt on the inside right now)

HaranHerutsu

lambtastic

hivamu (if they were in a relationship ahem Sasuke would be seme, and Naru an adorable and clingy uke, though kind of manly in his own right)

freexflyer (I think I rather like your idea. -)

SasukesTrueLove (updated lol)