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BPOV-

Who the fuck could be home right now? Charlie wasn't expected until late night, and it totally didn't sound like him. I knew it wasn't James, because he was at Nemesis, a gay club in Tacoma. And the voice didn't sound masculine…at all. I turned frantically to Edward who had slipped under the covers and was cowering slightly.

"What are you doing?" I whispered, holding back a giggle.

"I'm hiding from your father." He said, his eyes filled with pure terror.

"It's not Charlie I have no idea who it is." The voice sounded familiar, but I wasn't sure. I didn't memorize people's voices…except for Edward. I'm lame.

"Who has a key to your house?" He whispered frantically.

I shrugged, "We leave it unlocked when somebody's home. There's never trouble. Plus Charlie leaves his spare gun here."

"Bella?" The strange voice called again.

I jumped under the covers with Edward, feeling his skin flush with mine got me hot again. Damn these teenage hormones! Slowly the covers began to rise…suspiciously close to where his cock would be. So I peeked. He was excited too.

"I bet if we're really quiet, whoever it is will go away. I can't go down there now, not looking like I do. I'm ridiculous looking, all post-coital glow-y and dopey smile."

He smiled, "I can be very quiet."

Oh hell naw, round two?"

I shuffled towards him, pressing my breast against his cool, but sweaty chest. He groaned softly.

"Just how quiet can you be?" I simpered.

He showed me with a kiss. I sucked on his bottom lip. His strong hand flew to my hair, pressing me deeper into the kiss. I roughly pushed him back and straddled his lap.

He raised an eyebrow, and then…well I sort of attacked him. I impaled myself on his impressive length, earning a throaty growl from Edward.

I warned him with a wicked glare. He sucked his lips in, obviously not trusting himself. I leaned on his shoulders for support, being on top took some muscle work. And I hadn't been…intimate with anyone for a few months. I was rusty.

He lifted his head and bit down on my left nipple. I squealed, loudly. Shitfuck.

"Shh!" he urged.

I nodded, making my hips roll, stimulating my bundle of nerves on his wiring hairs. I moaned. God why couldn't I be quiet. He gave me a look asking whether we should stop. I answered by clenching my walls around his cock. Showing him who was boss.

Big mistake.

We should have stopped. Because about two seconds later, the door swung open.

"Bella? Oh my God! Edward!" The high-pitched voice squealed.

Alice.

"God Alice…go away!" I moaned, ducking my head into Edward's shoulder.

She giggled, "We were supposed to talk about the plan, but we can't at our house because Emmett is being a whiney baby and staying in the main house."

I sighed, "We're a little busy, Alice."

She smiled, "I can see that. Way to go Edward! Never thought you had it in you. I should be saying that to Bella though, huh. Well I'll go and wait downstairs. By all means finish."

I nodded in thanks, and went back to my work. As the door softly shut, Edward growled.

"What the fuck Bella?" He snarled.

"What?" I asked trying to get him to focus on the task at hand.

"That's my fucking sister?"

"And?" I panted.

"She just saw us making love!"

"Which we're still trying to do." I reasoned.

"I'll never live this down." I whined.

"Well then let's make this good so that you can forget."

He grinned wickedly. It made me nervous.

"What?"

"You've made a monster of me." He hissed.

Suddenly he grabbed me by the waist and picked me up.

"Edward!" I shrieked, not from pleasure, but from shock.

"You were bad. It's time to be punished."

"P-punished?" I squeaked, now officially turned on.

"Oh yes. I'm gonna fuck you until you can't walk."

"Yesss…" I hissed.

He slammed me into my closet door and proceeded to fuck me senseless. He was hard and unrelenting.

His thick cock slammed into me, I was sure we broke the closet. I reached my hand behind us to check. Nope. We were good.

I got a handful of his ass, and squeezed hard. He made some grunting noise, and began to go faster. He smashed his lips into mine, biting at my tongue.

"Bella…cum…with me." He hissed.

And I did. His voice was as sexy if not more than he was. As my walls clenched his cock, effectively milking him dry, he backed me away from the closet and plopped me down on the bed.

"I'm sorry." I said, embarrassed.

His head shot up like a bullet, "For what?"

I blushed, "Well…Alice caught us. And I know that I'll never be able to live it down, but you…you have to live with her."

I buried my head in my hands. He pulled my head up. His green eyes were liquid fire.

"First of all, never hide your face from me. You're mine, it's mine. And I always want to see it. Second of all, she won't care. I've seen way more of her and Jasper than I ever needed to. It'll be…hmm…all gravy."

I had to laugh, he had picked up on my favorite phrase.

I ruffled his unruly hair, "I love you, you know that?"

He smiled brightly, "I do. And I love you, you know that?"

I giggled, oh how girly I had become. "I do. We better get dressed. We have a bubbly little pixie waiting for us. Well, me essentially, but you aren't going anywhere."

We got dressed and headed downstairs for a long chat with Alice. She immediately launched into a long-winded explanation about how she would never tell anyone what she saw. And I quote, "I'll totally burn my retinas, because believe me babes, that was not something I wanted to see."

She could be an irritating sprite sometimes, but you gotta love Alice. We talked about our strategy for what seemed like forever, until Alice decided that she needed to go and see Jasper. Edward thought it best that he go home as well, seeing as it was eleven-thirty and Charlie would be back in an hour or so. Reluctantly I kissed him goodnight and went to bed.

How in the hell did I end up so lucky? I had an amazing group of friends, a loving boyfriend…and…a problem. Every time life starts looking up for me, I have to try and fuck it up with revenge schemes. I was seriously having my doubts about our 'plan', but once again I was in too deep, and it had been my suggestion. So I would have to go along with it. I guess…

EmPOV-

My week passed hella slowly. But lucky for me the I was free and clear to go back to school. I wasn't really excited for the school thing…it was more for the Bella thing. I have never lost a bet, and I was definitely not gonna start now. Besides, I knew Bella like the back of my hand. She was my best friend for…well forever. Of course she would go to prom with me. I win. HAHA!

I sighed heavily, I missed Rose. A lot. But I had to forge passed her for the moment, because I had a bet at stake. You know, my mom was right, I have a fucking gambling problem. I barked a laugh, and it hurt, my throat was still tender. I dressed quickly, shoving on a tight polo shirt and khaki pants. I examined myself in the mirror.

'Damn', I thought, 'Looking like this…it'll be a piece of cake.'

I asked Edward for a ride to school. I wasn't feeling a hundred percent, and I wouldn't risk the life of my beloved jeep. I was surprised when he said yes. He had been way awkward this past week, he was avoiding me. I could feel it. I shrugged off my errant thoughts and walked out the door where Edward was sitting.

"What up, bro?" I asked, cheerfully.

He grinned, "Not much, man. How're you feeling?"

I shrugged, "Eh, can't really complain. I gotta job to do, so I'm totally focused on my game plan."

I watched his mouth tighten into a thin line, from the corner of my eye. His hands gripped the wheel.

"Yeah, I know what you mean." He muttered.

"Are you gonna talk to her first?" I asked. I didn't wanna step on his game, after all, I played fair.

He shook his head, "Nope, I've got some other stuff to take care of first. You can go first."

I patted him on the back, "Thanks man. Don't worry though, you'll have your chance."

He chuckled, "You better believe I will."

We pulled into school and I my mouth dropped open. I saw the two most beautiful women on the planet talking to each other. The brunette was wearing a dark blue, hella short dress, with long sleeves and killer boots. The blonde was wearing a red and white polka dot—just as short—dress, with bright red, come fuck me heels. I wiped the trickle of drool that had pooled at the corner of my mouth and got out of the car.

I sauntered over to them, about to bring out my A game, when I recognized them. Mother fuckin' Rose and Bella. Christ Almighty. They were getting along? What the fuck? What had happened when I was out sick? It was only a week. I knew that I was supposed to be fawning over Bella, but when Rose looked that way…I couldn't help it.

"Hey Rosie." I purred.

She turned around and her eyes brightened. I thought she was gonna molest me. She squealed.

"Eddie!"

Hold the mother fuckin' phone. Eddie? She couldn't be talking about my brother.

I followed her as she ran into Edward's arms. He smiled brightly and hugged her tightly. Mother Fucker. .!

"I missed you." She cooed, into his ears.

He chuckled, "I missed you too Rosie."

'MY NICKNAME! I AM THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN CALL HER THAT!' I fumed internally.

"You look stunning today." He complimented her.

"You don't look to bad yourself, stud."

Okay, it's official…I'ma vomit.

"What's this?" I asked, trying to conceal my outrage.

Rosalie smiled, "I finally found a man, who can respect me."

Edward beamed, "And I finally found a woman who can take care of my…needs."

I was two seconds away from pounding my brother into oblivion, when I felt a small hand on my arm.

"Hi, Em." Bella soothed.

I turned around to face her. She really was beautiful, and if it weren't for the fact that I was head over heels in love with Rose…she would've taken my breath away. But I sucked up my true feelings and stuck to the bet.

"Hi Bells, you look gorgeous."

She giggled and slapped my arm playfully.

"How're you feeling? I was so worried about you." She said, honestly.

I puffed up my chest, "It was really touch and go for a moment there, but I sucked it up. I'm doing much better now that you're around."

She smiled brightly at me, "I missed you Emmett."

She seemed so earnest, I almost felt bad.

"I missed you too babe. How about we head in?"

She nodded and took my arm. I was vaguely aware of Edward and Rose cooing sweet nothings at each other behind me. But I was trying to focus all of my energy on the sex-bomb that was Bella.

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The day was a clusterfuck of suck. Any time I saw Edward, Rose was hanging off of him. And they were absolutely disgusting. She would nibble his earlobe and he would shiver, he would massage her back and she would moan. I felt ill.

And for some odd reason, Bella was all over me. Since she had gotten here, she had been like…frigid bitch with me. And all of a sudden she was all up on my jock. I had to admit it was nice to have someone up on my jock…but I wished it was Rose.

During the class I had with Bells and Rose, they were talking about how Rose had a date with Edward that night. So I loudly suggested that Bella and I go out as well. That would've been cool, but after she agreed, Rose asked to make it a double date.

Fuck. Me.

It was hard enough seeing them all over each other at school, but in an intimate dinner setting… I didn't know how I'd take it.

Bella went home with Rose to get ready, they said they wouldn't be changing, but just talking…strategy. Weird, I know. I scrambled into Edward's car and didn't say a word the entire way home. If he even said one thing to me…I'd deck him. And I was pretty sure he knew it, because he was silent.

I made a bee line for my lil' apartment and he went to the main house. I told him to come get me when we were getting the girls. I changed from my polo-khaki outfit to a pair of dark wash jeans and a black button up shirt. I rolled the sleeves and left a few buttons undone. I knew that Rose liked to look at my chest, I hoped maybe she'd spend some time looking at me. But I couldn't be sure.

God, why did I make this stupid bet? I would've never driven Rose into Edward's arms. And Bella would be with Edward…where she belonged. I am such a fuck up! Fuck-a-luck-a-ding-dong. I swiped at an angry tear that trekked down my cheek.

Look at what this bombshell does to me!

I picked up the remote to my stereo and let depressing music fill my apartment. I was blissfully unaware of the world until I heard a light knock at my door.

Here we go. I've got nothing to lose really.

BPOV-

The ride to Rose's house was silent. We were getting along, but this day was rough on all four of us. Of that I had no doubt. We scrambled out of her M3 and walked into her house and up to her room.

When the door was shut Rose began to cry. Seeing her in such a fragile state of mind destroyed me, I began to cry.

We sat on the floor sobbing.

"I-I…I love him…so much Bella. I miss him, God, I miss him." She hiccupped.

I snuffled, "I know Rosie. I'm so sorry. It was so hard seeing you with Edward like that. I love him, entirely."

We clung to each other, not worrying about how we looked. We stayed that way until an hour before the boys were coming to get us.

I put my hands on Rosalie's cheeks, "Alright girly, we've gotta suck it up. When Emmett learns his lesson, this will be over and everything will be alright. Remember, pretend that everything you're saying to Edward, you're actually saying to Emmett. I'll do the same."

She nodded, "We really need to fix our make-up. We look like trailer trash guests on the Maury show."

I giggled and she got up and walked to her vanity, grabbing a tool chest. Which wasn't odd, she was a car nut. But she walked over to me, and opened it up.

"Rose, I don't think that using a wrench on me will work."

She laughed, "This isn't filled with tools, dumb ass."

"Oh?"

She turned the box and I gasped. It was filled with every kind of make-up you could imagine. All name brand; Mac, Urban Decay, Smash Box, Aqua Net.

And then she attacked me. I never saw it coming. I was horrified. But by the time she was finished I looked pretty. So I hugged her.

"Thank you!" I squealed.

She giggled, "Anytime. Now can I fix my face?"

I nodded and she got to work. Just as she finished we heard the doorbell ring.

It's show time.