Heat Me Up: Just how hard is it to live with a naïve and innocent maid that listened to their every order? Very hard. Especially when your damn hormones just can't stop reacting. Oh! And she doesn't know certain things. "Ne, Itachi-sama, what does horny mean?"
Rating: M for innuendo, perverted comments, dumb yet perverted idiocy language, and sexual content
Disclaimer: I don't own ANYTHING! Except the plot. You heard me I own you plotty!! Muhahahahaha!!
Warning: This story contains perverted idiots, an incredibly naïve girl that's a bit eh in the head, and a very PMS prone inner self. You have been warned. Beware.
Chapter: 2- The Men and Woman
The boys, specifically, Sasuke, Itachi, Naruto, Deidara, Kisame, Sasori, Gaara, Sai, Suigetsu, and Neji gaped as they stared at the girl in front of them, supposedly known as 'Haruno Sakura.' Sakura smiled cutely at them as she stood in front of them. She laid down the drinks onto the coffee table and looked up at them for more orders.
She had insisted they drop all their luggage at the door to go get something to drink. Sakura tilted her head as she looked at them in confusion when no one touched their cups of tea. "Anou… if you don't mind but, is there something wrong with the tea? I can go get you something else if you'd like me to!" Sakura chirped happily at them as she smiled.
Nearly immediately Naruto brought the cup to his lips and started gulping down the substance at a fast rate. Sakura giggled as she looked at him, "Hm… anou… I know you aren't Uchiha Sasuke-sama or Itachi-sama… demo, I really don't remember Kita-chan mentioning your name… mister…?" Sakura asked in a puzzled way as she placed her index finger onto her chin in thought.
Naruto grinned at her and rubbed the back of his head sheepishly. "Hehe, Uzumaki Naruto! And pfft… she should've mentioned my name, I'm better than the bastard and his brother combined!" Sakura blinked, registering all what he said before staring at him in awe as if he was God or something.
The other men widened their eyes. Could it be? Uzumaki Naruto finally has an admirer that believes his petty lies?! That was the first thought that crossed the men's minds. Naruto just bathed in his glory as Sakura eyed him. But he felt the bathwater run out as soon as she opened her mouth to speak again.
"Eh? You are? Is that a good thing? Whose bastard and bastard's brother?" Sakura questioned as she tilted her head as she always did when she was confused. Naruto took the time to gape at her while the other guys took this as their chance to snicker at him. What were they talking about? Naruto couldn't even get one admirer even if he tried!
Sai cut Naruto off before he could say anything more, "The dickless wonder is not better than anyone here. You don't need to worry yourself over this blondie, Ugly," Sai smirked at Sakura. Expecting her to say something or retort back, but he was way surprised when she sent a sincerely warm smile at his way.
"Ugly? I don't think Naruto-sama is that ugly!! Oh and who might you be?" Sakura looked at Sai, wondering as well. "I'm sorry, but there are so many people here that I haven't learned about! I really haven't gotten myself into all of you yet so sumimasen!" Sakura really didn't know how suggestive her last sentence sounded.
Suddenly, a blonde, not Naruto, but Deidara, sneaked his way over to her and wrapped an arm around her small waist. He smiled down at her, him being 6'0'' while she was probably 5'7''/5'8''. "I wouldn't mind getting myself into you… Sakura-chan… allow me to introduce myself, the name's Deidara, un. And that insulting vampire look alike is Sai, un." he smirked suggestively at her and winked at her. Sai twitched as he looked at Deidara.
Sakura merely blinked innocently before grinning widely at him. "You wouldn't mind getting into me?!" the guys widened their eyes. No way! She couldn't be like those sluts could she? Aw they knew it. It was too good to be true; a girl that wouldn't fall for their charms was just unreal. Too bad they didn't know more about a certain girl named Haruno Sakura.
"Well then!" she smiled at Deidara and walked away from his hold around her waist easily as she backed away from them all to stand in front of them. She grinned and bowed down politely (allowing them to see some cleavage inside of that kimono of hers…), "Since Deidara-sama would like to get into me, I will let you all get into me!"
Their jaws dropped as she stared at her. Triple mania slut?? All of them?! Into her?! Was she crazy?!
Sasuke was just about to stand up and leave the vicinity when her soft voice interrupted him. He looked at her with an amused face, looking to see just how much more she can become. "Well first of all, I already said demo my name is Haruno Sakura! I am currently 21 years old! My birthday is March 28. Hm… I like waver cakes with crème and fruits on top, mocha ice cream, mochi, and cherries! Oh, I also adore stuffed animals and plushies! My favorite singer is Sabaku Gaara… oh which by the way, you look a lot like him!" Sakura smiled at Gaara.
Immense chuckles suddenly filled her ears. She looked at them in curiosity, "…Nani? Did I say something wrong? G-Gomen! I take it back um… Red Head-san!! Gomenasai! I didn't m-mean to…gomen…" she whispered the last sorry quietly. Tears filled her jade orbs. She was going to get fired again, she knew it. All for a stupid comment!
Baka Sakura! Baka Sakura!
Oi… I'd prefer it if you didn't call me an idiot you idiot.
Gomen! Demo… I'm so stupid!
Ya! Didn't I just tell you not to call me stupid?!
I didn't call you stupid I called me stupid!! I'm going to get fired again! This will be the fifth job this month!!
Hey it's not our fault. The last job, we should be happy we got fired. The stupid man nearly molested us!
Well… well… this time I'll surely regret it if I get fired!! The reason will be: I said Red Head-san looks like Sabaku Gaara!
Pfft… let me at them if you do get fired for that. Besides… I'll regret too… could've spent some time with these sexy-
Innie Saku-chan!! You promised no dirty thoughts around me!
Yea, yea… really… we cannot leave this place until we get laid. Do you hear me?! Laid!
EH!? LAID?!
YES LAID!!
…
…?
A-Anou… what's… what's laid?
…WOW. I'm stupider than I thought. It's easy Sakura. Simple too. Getting laid is being-
Erm. Never mind.
"G-Gomenasai!! Really I'm sorry! Please don't fire me! This is my fifth job this month and no one will hire me anymore if they find out about my bad record!! Please, please, onegai!! I promise to faithfully serve you all during this month!" Sakura pleaded as her jade green eyes welled up with tears.
"Oi, oi, no need to get yourself worked up, Cherry Babe, un! You didn't know…" Deidara smirked as he walked towards her only to pick her up. Sakura yelped as she was suddenly in Deidara's arms. She blushed immensely as she mumbled futile words for him to place her down. Deidara chuckled and placed her down onto the sofa gently.
Gaara growled at Deidara, "Stop molesting our maid." he commanded.
Sakura's ears perked up at Gaara's voice. She hastily ran over to where he was with wide eyes in fascination. "Wha! You even sound like Sabaku Gaara! That's amazing!" Sakura grinned as she looked at him. "Are you twins??" she examined his features closely. Yep, yep, and yep! He was truly an identical looking Sabaku Gaara!
Gaara smirked at her, "Hn…my name is…Sabaku Gaara."
-THUD!-
"S-Sakura-chan?" Naruto murmured as he poked at the pink haired maid he had already 'fallen in love' with. He screamed and jumped back to hug Neji tightly when the center girl popped up from her position on the ground to giggle embarrassedly. Gaara raised an eyebrow at her. Sakura rubbed the back of her head to smile nervously.
"Gomen… I tripped on my other foot, hehe…" –Sweat drops.- The men looked at Sakura as if she was really unbelievable. Sakura smiled brightly, "Oh, you're Sabaku Gaara?" Gaara nodded, she squealed, he sighed, great… now it was just going to like everyday life. Fan girls…- "Wow… that's awesome!" he was surprised to see her move on to a second person.
All the men's eyes followed to where she had gone. Her gaze was now focused on Kisame. She blinked and brought up a hesitant finger. Kisame twitched slightly before Sakura's finger touched his… scaly? Yea, scaly cheekbone and rubbed it. She brought it back to smile at Kisame, "Gomen, you had a small something there! And who are you, sir?"
Kisame grinned at Sakura, for once someone that didn't say he looked like a fish! "Kisame. Hoshigaki Kisame. You… may call me Shark Boy." the men stared at Kisame. For once, he was the one telling someone to call him Shark?!
Sakura bounced up and down enthusiastically, "Yay that's wonderful! I was picturing you as a shark already! Well no hesitance, thank you for the introduction, Shark Boy-sama!" Sakura grinned and giggled before bouncing her way over to the person sitting next to him. Which happened to be… Sasori. Sakura blinked as she looked at him.
Sasori blinked at her.
Sakura blinked at him.
Sasori blinked at her.
Sakura blinked at him.
Sasori blinked at her.
Sakura-
Ok, ok, we all get it don't we? Yes well the point is… they kept looking at each other in silence. Until Sasori spoke up. "…Sasori." Sakura blinked again to figure out what he just told her before smiling widely, understand. Her eyes sparkled as her cheeks tinted pink slightly, "Sasori…sama!" she blinked at him.
Sasori took a minute to look at her jade green eyes and concluded to himself… Her eyes are art.
Sakura giggled and Sasori felt his cheeks tint pink very, very slightly, smaller than a grain of rice! But Kisame caught it and could only gape in wonder at his long time friend. Sasori felt the smallest of smiles spread on his face. Sakura blushed, he looks so pretty when he smiles. She forcefully moved on to the next person.
And that was our dear Suigetsu! Suigetsu grinned to himself, he motioned for her to lean in closer. Sakura blinked, "Me?" he smirked and nodded at her. Sakura could only do what she was told, she leaned in closer to him. Suigetsu was about to lean in and close that small gap when a hand beside him shot out to divide the meeting of their lips.
Sakura looked over to the left to see an annoyed Sasuke. She tilted her head and looked back at Suigetsu. She then blushed when she realized how close they were. She jumped back a couple inches to her original distance as she gulped and looked at Suigetsu. Suigetsu sighed and pushed away Sasuke's hand roughly. "You ruin all the fun Uchiha. Heh, well I'm Suigetsu pretty lady, and if you ever feel cold at night-!"
He didn't get to finish because Sasuke had sighed in irritation and pulled Sakura over to him. Sakura yelped as she was suddenly pulled in front of the Uchiha baby boy himself. Sasuke looked at her in annoyance yet his lips formed into a small smirk. Sakura looked at him and suddenly felt drawn to his ebony eyes. She felt herself lost in them as her own jade green eyes blurred out, completely drowning into his onyx eyes.
She was brought back to reality when a flick hit her forehead. She squeaked and touched the spot on her forehead where she had just been flicked. "Erm… S-Sasuke-sama?" Sasuke smirked at her and nodded. She blushed and looked away, knowing him already before moving onto the next person.
She was suddenly met with ivory orbs, total opposite of the ebony ones she had been falling into a minute ago. He smiled at her charmingly and lifted her hand to place a chaste kiss on it. She blushed. Hell yea this one's hot and polite! I say we get laid by him! Sakura didn't really understand what her inner self meant by getting laid so she ignored it.
He looked up to meet her halfway in their gaze. "Hyuuga Neji, it is nice to meet such a beautiful girl as yourself these days," his charms worked its magic on her. Yet it didn't work the right way. Sakura giggled and thanked him cutely before turning to walk over to the last person. He was standing up.
So when she looked up at him, she felt like a tiny ant, almost. He was at least 6'3'' and here she was at her pitiful size of 5'8''. He was taller than her by at least 7 freakin' inches!! Itachi smirked down at her, she felt an urge to ask how was the weather up there but held it back. "Uh…err…Itachi-sama?" she managed to squeak out in slight fear. She was responded with a finger lifting up her chin as he bent down so they eye leveled.
She blushed, he possessed the same eyes as Sasuke yet so different from his. They were… not just entrancing like Sasuke's…but more like… mesmerizing. Sakura felt her eyes halfway close as she nearly lulled herself into staring at his eyes when a soft kiss was placed on her (wide) forehead. HEY MISTER ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY SOMETHING TO ME?! WHY KISS MY FOREHEAD?! MY LIPS ARE DOWN-!
"Uchiha Itachi, I hope I will see more of you these days, Cherry Blossom,"
Sakura looked at him, "C-Cherry Blossom?"
He smirked and nodded at her innocent form. "That is what your name means, correction?" Sakura merely nodded at him. He smirked wider and placed a large hand onto the top of her head comfortingly.
Sakura took this time to turn around and look at everyone she just met and concluded how they were to herself.
Naruto-sama… loud and kind. Deidara-sama… nice and…um…nice? Gaara-sama is of course Gaara-sama! Kisame-sama is a shark, a nice shark, that hopefully doesn't eat people. Sasori-sama is… is… um…mysterious yup. Suigetsu-sama seems kind enough. Sasuke-sama…his eyes… I adore them. Neji-sama is very polite and kind. And Itachi-sama… is nice.
HELLA CRAP I CAN NEVER SURVIVE IF I SEE THESE PEOPLE EVERY DAY!! I'LL DIE ON CLOUD 9!!
And somehow, Sakura really felt as if she wasn't going to survive her 2 months here with these 10 ridiculously gorgeous men… if you include Kisame.
Muhahahahaha! Thank you to the lovely reviews last chapter! :) They encouraged me a lot! This chapter wasn't very long, merely 2000 words plus but the chapters will get longer.
NOTICE: Heed that the next chapters will be very fluffy!
Nyahhahahaha… I created this story to vent out my fan girlism! Lol yea I'm a freak. You have a problem with that?
Well then review for the next chapter!! Thank you for the last reviews! And thank you to my BETA, I.E. Venus for fixing some of my mistakes afterwards!
With Love,
XOXO Kaze-chan –Sweetie Re.Right-
