Chapter 3: Capturing, Cursing, and Explanations, OH MY!
A/N: Hey guys, sorry I haven't updated, I really am. It's just that my AP Science teacher gave us a project that took about two weeks for a normal person to do, but she only gave us three days. Then my AP Math teacher decided that he would give us a budget report that was due in the same time limit that my science was due. Finally, it took me about a week because my AP social studies teacher gave us her own written monologue in Shakespearian language and we had to change it back to regular English. Anyway, you will notice that I changed my name to no montagues nor capulets, and the reason is that we are studying Shakespeare and I just love Romeo and Juliet. Okay off topic, I just hope you guys like this chapter. Again, my apologies, oh and one more thing. A lot of people have been asking what happened to Tracy. Tracy and I are having an argument right now. She wants to delete THAS and I don't want to so she won't be with me for awhile. Sorry you guys shrugs. Yah, anyway enjoy!
Disclaimer: Check my birth certificate hands you certificate does it say Joanne Rowling? Didn't think so. And if you said yes, go to a psych ward or something. No offense! (NOT)
The next day it was noon and all of the "American Gangsters" were at the same cafe they were at yesterday. Michael had a strange feeling of déjà vu but blamed it on the fact that he was here yesterday. The barista was in the back and they were waiting for that 'Sirius Black' dude and they just wanted to talk to him so that he would leave them alone. Just then, someone from the back was behind a table. Actually, two people. Sirius Black and Albus Dumbledore were hiding behind a table.
SIRIUS POV
I was watching Harry, and his four peeps chatting at a table with five Vanilla Bean Iced Lattes (Anybody rubbing their tummy and going 'mmm yummy' cause I know I am). Dumbledore and I were hiding until Michael turned around and started listening keenly and the rest of them quieted. Just then, Dumbles and I shot quick but effective stunning spells and all of them fell to the floor in sync (is anybody thinking about N'Sync right now because I know I am). We both walked over to them and apparated back to my house in Hogsmeade.
BREANNA POV
I woke up in a room with my tied to my back. I screamed, as any sane person would, because I was kidnapped. The others jumped, they were all tied and in different corners of the room just sitting on the floor. I was so creeped out. Just then an old dude with a long beard and blindingly bright blue eyes walked in with that Sirius Black person from yesterday. Just then, I knew that Michael and Leo stood up and protected us girls.
REGULAR POV
"What do you want with us," growled Leo like a lion.
"Do you know anything about magic," asked Dumbledore quite calmly.
"No, and we don't want to! Now let us go," said Michael in a no-nonsense tone.
"No because you are the Boy-Who-Lived and the wizarding world needs you. You have been missing since you were about a year old. Apparently, something went wrong somewhere and we weren't able to locate you," said Dumbledore with excitement underlying in his voice.
"Let us the fuck out of here, you old creep," shouted Michael. Leo walked over to him and started talking to him. The rest of the group was shocked because Michael never cursed, even when he was in a fight with someone. Even though Leo was very profane and Michael hung out with Leo, a lot Michael never picked up the habit.
MICHEAL'S POV
What the fuck was this man's problem. That's it!
"Let us the fuck out of here you old creep," I shouted. December, Breanna, and Tearainiee all gasped as I never cursed but I was already over breaking point and if my hands weren't tied up at the moment I would beat the crap out of this old coot. Just then, Leo walked over to me.
"Mike, calm down. Please, you are scaring the girls more than they already are. You never curse and you cursing shows them that something big and wrong is going to happen to us. Maybe it will all turn out okay," whispered Leo. I closed my eyes and took deep breaths until I was fairly calm and then I started talking to the old dude.
"Yo, just let us go. I have no idea what you are talking about but I think you and your friend are crazy. Are you on medication or something or are you just plain nutters," asked I completely seriously. Dumbledore gave us some crackpot story about me and about magic and all kinds of crap like that. I was astonished.
"Are you calling us freaks," I asked. "Let's go guys," and we walked out of the door that Sirius had left unguarded. Sirius ran after us and touched me.
"No me toque usted bastardo asqueroso. Usted secuestra a mi familia e I y entonces usted intenta guardarnos aquí. Cuál la cogida es su problema. Vaya a un institiute mental y tome a Papá Noel junto con usted. Va el tornillo ustedes mismos porque no estamos permaneciendo," and Leo started to drag Michael from the house because when Michael got really mad he would start to curse you out or abuse you in a language that you didn't know.
REGULAR POV
The five caught a cab and got home. They told their father of the events and their father kicked them out because of their "freakiness" and the fact that he didn't want it spreading to him. He took everything including their instruments and their paychecks and kicked them out of the house leaving them only with the clothes on their backs.
"What are we going to do now," asked a crying Tearainiee and Leo held her as he answered with an "IDK honey." They took a cab back to where they were taken when they were kidnapped. They knocked on the door and a surprised Sirius answered the door.
"We have no where to go and no money or anything," said Michael quietly.
Michael explained the situation to Sirius. It just happened that it was September first, they first day of school at Hogwarts. Sirius owl ordered all of their supplies, which got there within the hour and explained the houses. Sirius then took them quickly to Ollivander's and got them wands.
Michael's was Holly and Phoenix feather 11 ½ inches.
Leo's was Oak and Dragon Heartstring 12 ¾ inches.
Breanna's was Spanish Cedar and Unicorn Hair 10 inches even.
Tearainiee's was Maple and Dragon Heartstring 13 ¼ inches.
December's was Pine and Phoenix Feather 9 ½ inches.
Then when they got back, they were portkeyed to Hogwarts and were taken to the Entrance Chamber where all of the First Years were waiting. They would be in the First Year classes, how embarrassing. They towered over the little twerps. Then they were called in as Dumbledore started explaining what would be happening.
"There are five students who are fifteen but will be joining the first years as they know no magic. They will be sorted after the first years," and the hall clapped and the sorting began. The sorting hat sang some kind of song but the five were too shocked that a hat sang to even notice what it was saying. Finally, it was their turn.
"Williams, Michael" and Michael stepped up to the hat.
"Let's see, you are a very unique person and you have had a hard life," said the Hat as it sorted through his memories. "SLYTHERIN," the Hat called and the Slytherin table clapped loudly.
"Klindberry, Leo" and Leo stepped up.
"Let's see, oh you're a wild one. You belong in GRYFINDOR," and Leo just sat there and moaned.
"What's wrong Leo," called December.
"Ah Mann, bin ich mit den Do-gooders. Was ich tat, um dieses Schicksal zu verdienen. Mann, Michael sollte ich auf Sie gehört haben und einiges Mittelmaterial anstatt ein, Do-gooder zu sein getan haben, wie die Mutterbumser frieken!" and all of the members of the American Gangsters laughed really hard as Leo dramatically sulked over to the Gryffindor table and plopped down with a very heavy sigh.
"Malloy, Breanna" and Breanna walked over to the Hat.
"I see you are extremely smart, you will go to RAVENCLAW" and Breanna stood up and screamed "ENFER AUCUN VOUS NOSY-FUCKER J'ENTRE DANS SLYTHERIN ! VOYEZ que je suis A BAD-ASS ET C'EST OÙ CES LE GENRE DE PERSONNES VONT VOUS A RETARDÉ LE CHAPEAU d'ASSED!" Just then, she lit the hat on fire, smiled, and walked off the stage to the Slytherin table next to Michael.
"Martin, Tearainiee" and she walked over and picked up the hat. She put on the hat and said, "This hat better not singe my hair or you are going to pay Bree" and Bree just winked.
"Not a bad mind, though you are friendly. Hmm, you have a large power source," said the Hat thoughtfully. "RAVENCLAW" and she went to sit at the Ravenclaw table.
"O'Connell, December" and December walked and picked up the Hat. She blew out the flames that were just progressing and put the hat on.
"You have had a hard life and are very cold except to our friends. Try to brake out of your shell in SLYTHERIN" and December went to go sit next to Breanna and Michael.
"I can honestly say that was the most eventful sorting we have ever had," said Dumbledore and he told the students to "Tuck in" whatever that meant. Just then, food appeared out of nowhere and Leo fainted. The other five saw and ran over to him. Michael threw some water on his face.
"Huh wait what's happening," Leo said groggily.
"You passed out. Are you okay," asked Tearainiee who was crying.
"Tear, I'm okay. It's just that I had a wave of dizziness all of a sudden and I," and he passed out again.
"Professor Dumbledore, he is really sick what can we do to help him," cried out Breanna worriedly.
"Oh mio signore qui viene Babbo Natale e la sua elfi! Tearainiee andare ottenere il suo Meds, Breanna andare ottenere una siringa, soggiorno e dicembre con Leo. Ora vai! Questo è urgente!," said Michael in quick Italian so that only those five could understand him. Dumbledore levitated Leo to the Hospital Wing, Professor McGonagall led them to Gryffindor tower and took them to Leo's room, and Tearainiee got his meds from his trunk in the back under all of his robes and clothes. Then they went back to Leo and Michael stuck the needle in Leo's arm and pushed the syringe. Then Leo's eyes quickly snapped open.
"Grazie Michael per darmi i miei meds. Dove era la I? Ohmigod I era nel grande corridoio, non ero?! Tutto ha veduto quello, come confondendo! Uh, lo ringrazia ancora tipi," and Leo fell asleep as he does when he has an attack.
"What. Was. That," asked the Healer.
"That was an attack, of occupational hazard," and they went and grabbed chairs and put them around Leo's bed. They weren't getting any sleep tonight.
A/N: I hope you guys like this chapter. Thank you for reading and please review! Again thank you. Below is the translation for what they are saying.
First Spanish part when Michael is speaking to Sirius:
Don't touch me you bastard. You kdinap my family and I and try to keep us here. Got to a mental institute and take Santa Clause along with you. Well you can go screw yourselves because we're not staying.
Second German where Leo is sorted into Gryffindor:
Ah man I am with the do-gooders. What did I do in order to get this fate? I should have listened to Michael and been a little meaner. Mother fucking frieken do-gooders.
Third Breanna is sorted into Ravenclaw French:
Oh hell no you nosy-fucker! I am a bad ass and those kinds of people go into Slytherin.
Fourth Italian Michael when Leo passes out:
Oh my lord here comes Santa Clause and his elves! Tearainiee go get his meds, Breanna go get a syringe, and December stay with Leo. Now go! This is urgent!
Fifth Italian after Leo passes out:
Thank you Michael for giving me my meds. Where was I? Ohmigod I was in the Great Hall, wasn't I?! Everyone saw that, how embarrassing! Uh, again thanks you guys.
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'Mione
