Heat Me Up: Just how hard is it to live with a naïve and innocent maid that listened to their every order? Very hard. Especially when your damn hormones just can't stop reacting. Oh! And she doesn't know certain things. "Ne, Itachi-sama, what does horny mean?"
Rating: M for innuendo, perverted comments, dumb yet perverted idiocy language, and sexual content
Disclaimer: I don't own ANYTHING! Except the plot. I OWN YOU PLOT! AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT!! :D
Warning: This story contains perverted idiots, an incredibly naïve girl that's a bit eh in the head, and a very PMS prone inner self. You have been warned. Beware.
Chapter: 3- Settling
Sakura hummed happily as she placed on her regular maid kimono and slipped on her geta sandals as she braided her hair in the make-up station mirror. Her hair wasn't quite long bit it was long enough to be braided. She pulled both braids over to a either of her shoulders and secured the braids each with a cute green hair tie that had a white bunny attached to it. It was just the head to the neck of a bunny; around the neck of each of the two bunnies was a choker with an olive on it.
You know… I was wondering, why the hell did we pick a kimono to be worn as our maid uniform?
Because it's different, and it doesn't show as much skin as the other regular uniforms.
Right. That's why there's a huge slit on the kimono.
Well it's for easy walking! And it's a slit in the middle but it doesn't flap because the obi secures it!
Right, of course Sakura, of course… yup, your leg will never slip through the slit!
That's right! I'm so happy you know that Innie Saku-chan!
I was being sarcastic.
Being sarcastic isn't being nice.
I didn't want to be nice.
I didn't want you to be sarcastic.
The mental conversation ended when a knock on Sakura's door was heard. Sakura stood up immediately, looking in the mirror to make sure she looked proper and brushed her bangs to the side a bit so they won't get in the way of her eyes. Her bangs were usually askew across her whole forehead, but as a maid, she was forced to brush it to the side so it won't get in the way of her work.
Sakura looked at the door before walking over to it. She opened the door and widened her eyes when she saw Neji standing before her. She looked at the clock hesitantly, 9:23. She gasped and threw a hand over her mouth. She'd woken up late again! Aw great, aren't you smart. Sakura decided to ignore the comment and turned her attention to Neji.
She bowed her head fearfully, "G-Gomenasai Neji-sama! I… I woke up late…again…" Sakura apologized, trailing off in a soft, quiet, scratchy voice. She looked up when his slender finger lifted her chin up. He smirked at her. Sakura blushed before walking outside of her room, closing the door behind her. "I'll get breakfast done…" she whispered, unsure of what else before hurriedly scattering off.
Neji smirked at her back. Heh…
"W-Whoa!" Suigetsu stuttered as he sat down at the dining table. He was the first one there since he was pretty hungry considering it's already 10. His eyes practically shone when he saw the food laid down on the table. There was a variety of sushi, onigiri, umeboshi, anko dumplings, ramen, and udon. There was a plate of sliced tomatoes styled in a spiral form.
Sakura blushed and smiled as she hugged the silver tray close to her chest. Suigetsu stared at the food and then at her. Sakura immediately widened her eyes, "G-Gomen! The foods are all d-different, demo… I didn't know what you all preferred so I just made a variety. Naruto-sama told me he liked ramen, and Mikoto-sama told me Sasuke-sama liked tomatoes…" Sakura stayed quiet when Suigetsu continued staring.
SHANNARO! OI YOU BLUE HAIRED BAKA! DON'T YOU KNOW IT'S RUDE NOT TO PAY ATTENTION TO PEOPLE TALKING?!
Calm down!! You're going to make my head hurt!!
Sakura couldn't say anything more when a blur tackled her onto the floor. "Eep!" she managed to squeak when Suigetsu hugged her tightly, her face turned slightly blue as her eyes widened for air. Suigetsu nuzzled his face onto her chest and she blushed a deep shade of red. "S-Suigetsu-sama! T-This is inappropriate!"
Suigetsu didn't listen as he continued to rub his face against her chest. Wow…Sakura-chan sure has an awfully nice chest…I'm guessing a C? "Sakura-chan! I love you so much I can-!" he didn't get to finish his 'proclamation of love' when a strong arm ripped him off of Sakura and sent him flying into the living room.
Sakura breathed a sigh of relief as she sat up. She looked up and blinked when she saw familiar golden eyes staring at her. She stared back up. They seemed to do that a lot. Staring at each other. She was brought out of their staring when an outstretched hand reached for hers. She smiled at him as she took his hand and he pulled her up.
"Domo, Sasori-sama!" Sakura thanked him. She ushered him to a chair at the dining table, "Gomen, for making so much food. I didn't have an idea of what you might want to eat so I decided on making a simple variety!" it was silent for a bit before Sasori pointed to… WHAT THE BLUCK ARE YOU POINTING AT BITCH?! Sakura blinked and looked down at her chest.
Her face turned into a tomato when she realized the front of her kimono was slightly open. Probably from the nuzzling Suigetsu had done. She hurriedly turned around and pulled it tightly closed before turning to Sasori again. "Ahahahahaha…haha..ha…arigato…again…" Sakura blushed. Sasori just nodded as he turned to the food.
Sakura observed him closely, she inwardly smiled. Sasori-sama doesn't like talking…demo...
"SAAAAAAAKURA-CHAAAAAN!! WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO TODAY?!" Suigetsu shouted loudly as he looked at the cute maid that was currently washing the dishes. He took advantage of her bending over to pick up a pair of chopsticks so he could look down her the front of her kimono. A blush radiated on his cheeks when he saw some skin.
Sakura turned around to smile at him, "I don't know, Suigetsu-sama! What would you like to do today?" she asked gently as she rubbed some soap on a bowl. Suigetsu stared at her as a perverted blush settled on his cheeks once more. Oh you wouldn't want to know what I'd like to do to you today…
"Weeeeell how about we uh… watch a movie?" he finished lamely as he deadpanned in his mind. Oh! Oh! A porno movie!! He inwardly grinned at the thought. Sakura turned around with her lips formed in an 'o' shape. She blinked and placed a finger on her chin in thought. She didn't notice she had rubbed some soap onto her chin in accident.
"A movie, ne? Well how about we have someone go rent a movie, I'll make some snacks, and you guys can watch the movie altogether!" Sakura grinned as if she just said the greatest thing ever. Suigetsu walked near her and she looked up at him in curiosity (again the stupid height difference, its 5'8'' to 5'11'' folks!)
Suigetsu bent his head down and lifted a long finger to where her chin was. He moved her own finger away from her chin to replace it with his. He swiped it across her chin quickly before showing the small bit of soap he had collected. He grinned at her, "Well can't you watch the movie with us too, Sakura-chan?" Sakura had a small blush on her cheeks as she smiled softly at him.
They were still noticeably close though (which he once again took advantage of to look down and into the front of her kimono). "Gomen… Suigetsu-sama, demo, I'll be busy all day with the chores! You guys can enjoy the movie; I'll just serve you all whatever you like! That's what I'm for! To do whatever you want to make you happy!" she chirped.
Well she didn't know how perverted Suigetsu took her last statement. "Eh? Whatever I want to make me happy eh?" he repeated. She nodded at him with a smile still plastered on her face. She squeaked in surprise when he had suddenly wrapped his arms around her waist to squish her small frame against his larger one.
He leaned his head down so they were eye level; she blushed heavily as she felt his husky breath on her neck.
"Suigetsu get your perverted ass over you bastard!" Kisame's voice rung in the two's ears.
Sakura took the chance to push Suigetsu away swiftly. She smiled once more at him, "You better go see what Kisame wants, Suigetsu-sama!" he nodded grouchily as he turned to walk out of the kitchen. She turned around to finish her dish duty once more.
Aye you baka! He was making a move on you!! A MOVE!
Eh? A move? Of course he was making a move! He moves all the time doesn't he? Isn't that how we all live? Moving? Walking?
NOT THAT MOVE! Shannaro! What am I going to do with you?! You're so damn naïve! I can't believe you're me!
…(I can't believe I'm you either)…
HEY I HEARD THAT!
Nani? Heard what?
I'm in your brain stupid! I'll hear everything you think even if it's not meant for me!
Oh? Sou ka desu ka? Really?
Hell CHYEA!
…(What a strange person, is she really me?)…
YOU ARE SO-!
"Sakura-san, do you need any help?" Sakura looked up from her work to stare at the tall man known as her chief boss. Itachi sent a charming smile towards her. Sakura blushed and shook her head as she finished up the last of the dishes. "Iie… Itachi-sama, demo was there something you needed?"
He chuckled as he shook his head, placing a large hand on her hair to pat it softly. "Not in particular. I just wanted to make sure you were comfortable doing your chores. We wouldn't want a tired maid, now would we, Sakura-san?" she blushed softly as she smiled up at him gently. He half smiled back whether it was a fake or real smile she didn't know.
She suddenly widened her eyes when she remembered something important. "Oh! Suigetsu-sama proposed that we should watch a movie tonight. Does that idea fit your interest, Itachi-sama?" Sakura asked as she looked up at him with her jade green eyes. Her eyes found his deep onyx ones as he nodded quietly.
"Aa, that sounds suitable. I am sure you will be watching it with us, Sakura-san?" he asked as he lifted a finger up to place some loose hair back behind her ear. He watched in amusement when some hair on the other side fell out of its position behind her ear. Her hair was quite defiant to say the least.
Sakura smiled apologetically, "Iie… I have chores to do, Itachi-sama. But I will be bringing you all snacks! I hope you don't mind?" she questioned as she tilted her head to the side cutely.
Itachi looked at her before softly running a hand through her hair. "You will be watching the movie with us." he nearly commanded as he turned around and left the kitchen before she had a chance to protest.
She let a small smile light up her face.
Itachi-sama…
HE'S SO HOT!!
…
"Ne, ne, ne, Sakura-chan, what are we going to eat for the movie?! Are we going to eat ramen? If we aren't then I think you should make ramen because ramen is the AWESOMEST thing in the universe! One day, I'll make it the official food of Japan!!" Naruto grinned proudly as he stuck a finger on his chest.
Sakura giggled as she got out some plates and bowls from the cabinet. "Oh? Ramen? Well if that's what Naruto-sama wants, then I'll make sure Naruto-sama will have plenty of it! But I was just settling in for something light, some chips and popcorn. Soda and I'll make some tomato juice for Sasuke-sama!" Sakura smiled as she got out a bag of popcorn.
Naruto grinned, "Whoa really?! Thanks Sakura-chan! You're so awesome! Oh, what movie are we watching, do you know?!" he asked as he managed to help her by placing the bag of popcorn into the microwave.
Sakura looked at him curiously before shaking her head, "Gomen, I haven't talked about the movie with anyone much. Demo, Suigetsu-sama said he'll go rent the movie in a few minutes with Kisame-sama and Deidara-sama, I'm sure you can go along with them," she paused when she heard something like Suigetsu saying 'we're going now.' "Oh, they're leaving, you should follow if you want to go!"
Naruto nodded and hugged her tightly before running out the kitchen, "See you later Sakura-chan!" he shouted before disappearing. Sakura smiled as she got the popcorn out of the microwave and putting it in a bowl. She turned around and blushed when she saw her idol. Gaara nodded at her as he opened the fridge to get some water.
It was silent between them as he drank his water, leaning against the fridge while quietly watching her do her job. Sakura stayed quiet as she felt his gaze on her. "Hn…" she heard as she turned around only to see that he had already gone. She blinked in confusion. Eh?
Sakura bowed as she heard the main door unlock. Deidara, Kisame, Suigetsu, and Naruto appeared as she smiled warmly in welcome at them. "Okairinasai, Deidara-sama, Naruto-sama, Suigetsu-sama, and Kisame-sama!" she greeted them warmly as they all grinned at her in return. "Did you all get the movie?"
Deidara grinned and nodded as he walked up to her and placed a lazy arm around her shoulders. He bent his head down so he could whisper in her ear. "You bet Sakura-chan, un. Guess what we're watching?" she stayed quiet for a moment before looking at him in curiosity. He grinned as he and Naruto simultaneously announced it.
"THE DARK KNIGHT AND THE GRUDGE!"
"…"
"Sakura?" Kisame said as he looked around for the said pink haired girl. But she had disappeared the moment they had announced the movies.
"Eh? Where'd she go?" Suigetsu wondered as he looked around, he lifted a chair as he called out her name. "SAKURA-CHAN?!" he was rewarded with a slap on the head from Deidara. "WHAT!" Suigetsu whined as he rubbed the spot he had been hit on.
"Baka! Why would she hide under a chair, un!" Deidara yelled.
"Well-!" Suigetsu didn't finish his sentence as he was left to ponder why he seriously thought she would hide under a chair.
My oh my, why has our dear poor and innocent Sakura-chan gone to hiding? Now, you are probably anxious why our dearest Sasuke and Sai did not show up in this chapter? Well... they were busy! Lol, they'll be here next time, no worries! Hehe, well then review! Review! Review!! Pretty please?
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