Kurogane walked into the living room to find the kids and Mokona passed out on the couch. "They're tired from bringing home $150 worth of groceries!" Fay called from the kitchen.
"Flashback!"
"Hey, you guys!" Fay woke Syaoran and Sakura early in the morning, 6:00. "Whahh?" They both moaned angrily. Sakura's hair was messy and she looked like a demon. Syaoran had his evil eyes.
"I need you two to get some groceries! Get dressed and breakfasts is on the table!" Fay left.
Syaoran shook his head and grabbed clothes to go change. Sakura sat in a daze until Syaoran snapped his fingers in her face.
"Wha?" Sakura asked, trying to comb her hair, embarrassed that her hair was messy.
"Grocery shopping, get changed, now," Syaoran pointed to the bathroom.
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"Fay really expects us to carry all THAT!?" Mokona cried at the sight of a huge mound of groceries. "No, we're supposed to carry all that and WALK home," Syaoran said. NOBODY awakes Syaoran from his beauty sleep!
"End Flashback"
"You made them carry all that!?" Kurogane yelled at the mage, who just laughed. "Well, I was too scared to wake you up, Kuro-sama!" Fay said.
"Anyway, I need you to help me cook! There are all sorts of yummies that need to be cooked!" Fay stepped aside from the stove to reveal a mountain of food.
"We're eating all that crap?" Kurogane looked at the blonde in a disbelieving way. "1.) It's food, not crap, and 2.) I figured a big tough guy like you and Mokona would be able to finish what the kids and I can't eat! Now, Daddy has to help Mommy right now!" Fay grabbed Kurogane's hand and told him to chop a series of veggies and meat.
Kurogane bent over and saw that the mage was mixing eggs, flour, sugar, butter, vanilla, and some other ingredients together.
"What the hell are you making?" Kurogane would never mix those together.
"Silly Kuro-sama! It's a chocolate cake! Remember in Outo? Those chocolate fondants are similar to cake!" Fay explained.
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The cake came out, but Fay had burnt his hand taking it out. "Oowie!!" Fay held his hand under running cold water.
"Baka," Kurogane said. "Kuro-sama, can you please frost the cake?" Fay said, using his puppy dog eyes. Nobody could resist those. "No," except Kurogane. "Pweasse?" Fay asked, clinging to his comrades arm with his uninjured had.
"Fine, just get the heck off me!" Kurogane barked at Fay. "Hyuu!" Fay said, but then, he received chocolate frosting smeared on his face.
Kurogane smirked, as he was the culprit. "Oh no, you don't know what you've started," Fay smirked and threw mashed potatoes at Kurogane's face.
Kurogane scowled and held Fay down, ready to stuff more food at his face. "Ooooh!" BoyXBoy action!" Mokona squealed. Sakura blushed and Syaoran quickly covered her eyes.
"He was hungry, see?" Kurogane stuffed a leftover piece of sushi, Fay's hell on earth, into Fay's mouth.
He teared up, seriously wanting to puke.
"Thank goodness," Sakura sighed.
"I'm hungry," Syaoran put his head down, ashamed as his stomach growled loudly.
Kurogane let go of Fay, and Fay ran to the bathroom. They heard coughing and hacking, and finally a sigh of relief.
O.o read the expression of everyone.
XOXOXOXXO
Okay, shorter than the rest. This was only written in 20 minutes. No, Kurogane was NOT straddling Fay, he held him by the throat.
Next chapter WILL have crossovers!
