Disclaimer:

Don't own or yaoi goodness would be dripping from the pages/screen...

"I can't believe my bed is now looked down upon by the God of sexynessness!" Ani exclaimed.

"Oh you mean my Shikamaru-Kun?" Midori sneered.

"Oh haha, bitch. Itatchi is waaaay better than that slacker pineapple head!" Ani retorted. Upon hearing this Midori weakly picked up a pillow and raised half way into the air before dropping it down for lack of energy.

"I swear unpacking should be part of the gym curriculum." Celestial commented. Still staring at the wall she had covered with pictures of Sasori.


Later that night at the dining hall the trio of friends "coincidentally" found a table in between the Akatsuki gang and the slacker kids. The girls each had their own special meal for the first night of boarding school. Ani a small medium-rare steak with mashed potatoes and gravy, a small side of apple sauce, and mountain dew. Midori was eating a very un-healthy meal of white chocolate, a chocolate slice of cake, a chocolate donut, and chocolate milk. As you can see she obviously loves chocolate. Celestial was munching on a vegetarian chicken patty, some Cheetos, and a bottle of fruit punch. Near them their crushes ate similar meals Itatchi with a rare steak, Shikamaru with easy to get snacks, and Sasori with a salad.

During the meal Tsunade finished her long speech on school rules and such and proceeded to walk out of the cafeteria, muttering things about sake and gambling. At another table Naruto was rambling on to Hinata about this and that and she was steadily growing redder and about to reach her pass out point. Soon after she passed out and fell onto Naruto's lap, and wouldn't you know it right at that moment Kiba walked up to their table. "WHAT THE HELL! NARUTO STOP MOLESTING HINATA!!" Kiba screeched at him.

"Listen here doggy-breath, she just fell on me JUST now! So don't go tryin' to say I molested her!!" As he finished saying this some mashed potatoes hit him smack dab in the face. Naruto then gently set Hinata down and proceeded to throw his steaming hot ramen at Kiba who, in turn, ducked so the food hit another guy. With this the food fight of the ages began.

At some point during this war it spread through the whole cafeteria and soon food was flying everywhere. As somebody's cole-slaw landed on Ani's head Itatchi took notice. Now this wasn't his way of showing he liked her anything -cough- lies -cough- but he then chucked his meal very harshly at the first former who threw it, and by meal I mean his plate, food, tray, and drink. After this he walked over to Ani and handed her a napkin. He then acted like he had done nothing and walked back to his friends. Ani was getting red in the face from actually having Itatchi return some of her affection. "Wooo, Ani's got a boyfriend." Celestial teased in a sing song. "Oh and I could have sworn I saw a slight blush on his face!" she continued, blissfully ignoring the chaos around her. Midori was doing the opposite, she was trying her best to cover her food very worried it might get hit with some flying health monstrosity. Looking over at the Akatsuki table Ani saw the Itatchi was being mocked by the whole group and was in fact slightly pink. The only one who wasn't teasing was Kisame, who glared at her hatefully.


Later that night...

The girls were chillin' in their room, blissfully playing DDR. As Midori was kicking Celestial's booty at expert level, Ani was pondering the strange possibility of Itachi actually crushing on her. Had all those years since kindergarten of obsessing over him finally paid off?! She fell asleep thinking of it, while somewhere else a dark-haired boy was thinking of her......


Ani- Well there is a lovely spotlight on a wonderful budding romance, well one of three that are wonderful. Mine is the best though...

Celestial- Sure, me and Sasori are an awesome team of Artists!

Midori- Mmmmmmmm chocolate........