Disclaimer:
Midori: *poke* Say it....
Shikamaru: NO!
Midori: *poke* *poke* Do it or else!
Shikamaru: * twitchy eyes* T-t-they don't o-o-own me or any Naruto characters!
Midori: Good, now... *SUPER glomp*
The Next Morning:
The girls woke up, yawned, and got ready for another "fun" year at school. Well, Ani and Ceslestial woke up, but poor Midori was left sleeping as the other two headed for their respective classes.
Two Minutes Before The Late Bell:
"Urggg", yawned Midori as she awoke to the sound of the warning bell. One look around her room and she realized that her "supposed" best friends left.
" WHAt?!?!?! NO *censorcensorcensorcensorcensor* I AM GOING TO *censor* KILL THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
She pulls on her 2nd former(10th grade) uniform, a white long-sleeve collored shirt, black pleated skirt with white plaid on it, and a black tie. (The uniforms are the same except different colors for each class. 9th grey skirt, 10th black skirt, 11th blue skirt, and 12th red skirt, all the skirts have black plaid instead of white besides 10th. The boys wear black dress pants, a white shirt similar to the girls, with a black blazer, and the tie is the color of their year, same as the girls skirts.) After pulling it on she shot out the door on her way to class. While running down the hall she ran smack dab into that *insert insult here* Temari. "Oh no you didn't! First you try to steal my man and now you bumo into me! Oh thats it I'm gonna mess you up, blahblahblahblahrantrantrantgurglegurgledrool!!" Midori didn't catch the last part because she wasn't really paying attention, but next thing she knew she was running form Temari and her skank-flank.
Meanwhile in advanced shogi tactics (what it could be a class!)
Asuma had put everyone in pairs, Neji and Garra, Shino and Zetsu, and Shikamaru with Asuma. (Only five kids signed up for the class *shockshock*) Shino played a winning move against Zetsu and then shouted out "SUPERCALIFRAGALISTICEXPIALIDOCIUS!!!" The whole class just stared at him. "What you've never heard of supercalifragilisticexpialidocius?" "No." they replied in unision. "Oh my god, CUE MUSIC!!" Shino yelled. Upon saying this Neji pulls out a music box, winds it up and has it play "supercalifragilisticexpialidocius"
Um diddle diddle diddle um diddle ay
Um diddle diddle diddle um diddle ay
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!
Even though the sound of it Is something quite atrocious
If you say it loud enough
You'll always sound precocious
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!
Um diddle diddle diddle um diddle ay
Um diddle diddle diddle um diddle ay
Because I was afraid to speak
When I was just a lad My father gave me nose a tweak And told me I was bad
But then one day I learned a word That saved me aching nose
The biggest word I ever heard And this is how it goes:
Oh, supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!
Even though the sound of it
Is something quite atrocious
If you say it loud enough
You'll always sound precocious
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!
Um diddle diddle diddle um diddle ay
Um diddle diddle diddle um diddle ay
So when the cat has got your tongue
There's no need for dismay
Just summon up this word And then you've got a lot to say
But better use it carefully Or it may change your life
One night I said it to me girl
And now me girl's my wife!
She's supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!
Shkamaru couldn't take anymore, so he walked out of the room, as he walked away he heard fading 'supercalifragalistics'. He was looking for somewhere to sleep and decided to just lay in the janitors closet. 'Man what weirdos, randomly bursting into cooridinated song and dance...'
With Midori
'Oh crap they're catching up with me!'Midori thought as she rounded a corner. While turning she tripped over her feet, allowing Temari and her 'gang' to catch up tp her. "This is what you get for stealing my Shika-Kun!" Temari yelled as they threw her into the janitors closet that was located conveniently in front of them. They then locked the door to trap her inside.
"Oof! What the heck!?!" Shikamaru shouted as he was suddenly pressed to the floor by a large weight. "Hmm, the grounds softer than I thought." Midori said. "That's because your on me!" Shikamaru replied. "Oh sorry!" she said. Midori then realized who it was and yelled "OH MY GOD! Shikamaru!" "Yeah if you wouldn't mind getting off me your kinda heavy." when hearing Shikamaru say this Midori scrambled to get of him while fighting back a blush. 'Thank goodness it's dark in here. He can't see my face.'
"Sooo, how 'bout them Red Socks?" Midori stated, desperate for a subject change.
"Do you even watch baseball?" Deadpanned Shikamaru.
"N-Yes...maybe....no. Not at all. Never in my life have I watched baseball."
"Me neither." Shikamaru replied. They continued to talk, seeing as how they were trapped and all with nothing better to do. They talked for what seemed like hours, when, out of the blue, while she was explaining her position on white vs. dark chocolate, Shikamaru leaned over and kissed her....
Meanwhile:
"Midori!" shouted Ani, opening the guys bathroom door.
As Ani was completing this task, Celestial was walking up to random people asking," Have you seen a purple-haired chick called Midori around?" Everyone answered, "No way."
Suddenly a poof of smoke appeared, directing the girls attention to the door behind them.
"Was that there a second ago?" Ani asked Celestial.
"I do not belive so"
They walked over to said door, noticing a chair locking it from the outside, they opened it and out fell a couple of make out fiends: MIDORI AND SHIKAMARU!?!?!?! As they realized they were out in the open they got out of their comprimising position (Shikamaru had Midori pinned to the ground) and they got up all embarrased.
