We ish back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WITH VENGENCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sasuke, giving Ani and Celestial a heated glare: You stole my thing.... I am The Avenger!
Itachi, scoffing: You will never have enough charm or sauve to get a girl as good as my future girl friend!
Ani, fuming: WHO IS SHE!?!?!?! I NEED TO KNOW!!! I MUST KILL THE SKANK!!!!!! KILL HER DEAD!
The Next Day at lunch
In the cafeteria everyone was sitting in their usual groups, excpet for a pair of new found love birds. Midori and Shikamaru were staring deeply into each others eyes, mean while two rows down Celestial and Ani were throwing up their lunch. "So Shika-Kun..." Midori said dreamily.
"Yes, Mi-Chan?" Shikamaru answered. Right as Midori opened her mouth to respond some very random chick came up and whispered "Percussion." and then proceeded to point towards the lunch ladies. The lunch ladies started keeping a steady beat with thier pots and pans.
Shikamaru and Midori looked bewildered but continued to stare intently at each other.... They were about to lock lips, yet again, when an Emo looking 1st former came to Shikamaru's ear and whispered, "Strings." He then pointed towards his group of 'emo' friends. Said friends then pulled out their guitars, using their razor blades as picks. Midori and Shikamaru were now getting a little freaked out. They looked at each other wearing twin looks of confusion.
Well as they were trying to figure out what was going on, yet another strange person came up. But, this time they knew him. It was Kabuto, and in his creepy little voice he stated," Winds." They looked to where he was pointing and saw the Sound 5. Tayuga had pulled out her flute and began to play an eerie melody.... Her two demons appeared, Bill and Bob, and proceeded to get their groove thang on.
At last Chojii appered, every one waited, expecting something strange but instead all they got was *MUNCH* *MUNCH* as he ate his BBQ chips. He then walked away, then in a poof of smoke Celestial and Ani appeared shouting, "WORDS!" They each walked over to their respective tormentees, Celstial to Midori, Ani to Shikamaru. Ani started first:
There you see her
Sitting there across the way
She don't got a lot to say
But there's something about her
And you don't know why
But you're dying to try
You wanna kiss the girl
As she was singing that she gestured to her Biffle (BBFL) and to the suddenly candlelit room.
Celestial than began her part swaying as she did so:
Yes, you want him
Look at him, you know you do
It's possible he wants you, too
There is one way to ask him
It don't take a word
Not a single word
Go on and kiss the boy
(A/N As you may have noticed all the 'girls, she's and her's' have been changed to 'boys, he's, and hims' because Celestial directs this verse to Midori. Thanks for reading!)
All eyes went back to Ani, suddenly dresed in a flowing black dress and the humming along with the harmony, started to sing:
Sing with me now
Sha-la-la-la-la-la
My, oh, my
Look at the boy too shy
He ain't gonna kiss the girl
Sha-la-la-la-la-la
Ain't that sad
Ain't it shame, too bad
You gonna miss the girl
Ani motioned to Celstial, who was now also fancily clad in a blue evening gown. She began doing a fan dance as she sang:
Now's your moment
Floating in a blue lagoon
Girl, you better do it soon
No time will be better
He don't say a word
And He won't say a word
Until you kiss the boy
"What are you talking about!?!" Midori said. "We talk all the time!" Shikamaru replied with "Yeah! She never shuts up!" "And where did you get that fan from?" Midori asked.
--MEANWHILE--
Temari walked into her dorm room, "Where did my fan go!?!?!"
--Back in the chaos of the lunch room--
Sha-la-la-la-la-la
Don't be scared
You got the mood prepared
Go on and kiss the girl/guy
Sha-la-la-la-la-la
Don't stop now
Don't try to hide it how
You wanna kiss the girl/guy
Sha-la-la-la-la-la
Float along
Listen to the song
The song say kiss the girl/guy
Sha-la-la-la-la-la
Music play
Do what the music say
You wanna kiss the girl/guy
Ani and Celestial sang together for the previous verse. Swaying in time to the beat.
Ani finished with:
You've got to kiss the girl
Why don't you kiss the girl
You gotta kiss the girl
Go on and kiss the girl
While Ani did that, Celestial sang:
You've got to kiss the boy
Why don't you kiss the boy
You gotta kiss the boy
Go on and kiss the boy
And they both faded out, they also backed, well ran to hide from Midori.....
So did you enjoy that? Sasori would say hi, but he is too busy obsessing over Celestial....
And Itachi would say hi but he's busy getting harrassed by his friends for liking Ani, all except for Kisame who is tryin to convince him that Ani is no good for him (Wonder Why????)
