Tony heard there whole conversation even though he wished he didn't.
Abby stayed right next to him, " Hey tony! you didn't know about Ziva and Ducky?
everyone has known about them for weeks!" tony made the awfullest groan
" No I just can't, it's just not right!" Abby smiled.
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Tony felt a sharp pain on his cheek, "Tony, Tony!" he heard Zivas voice. "No Ziva! I just can't think about you and Ducky like that It's impossible!"
The sharp pain in his Cheek got sharper as he heard the sickning sound of her hand meeting his face.
He opened his eye's they were still in Abby's Lab, but only Ziva was there.
" Where's Ducky?" he asked quizzically looking around. " Ducky is down in autopsy! And what do you mean you can't
think of me and ducky like that?" she was leaning over him now to hear his explanation. " You and Ducky, Like
together! I couldn't handle that sight!" she leaned back raising an eyebrow " Me and Ducky together? where'd you
come up with that?" he looked up at her " I saw you two in the autopsy room this morning!, I just never imagined you
and Ducky being .." he let out another disgusted groan " Sexually wise that was just to much!". She slapped him " That
is gross Tony!, Although I love Ducky, I would never think of having that kind of relationship with him!" she stood up
and walked out the sliding doors " Gibbs wants you upstairs as soon as you come to!" she walked over to the elevator
and shook her head as she entered it.
He finally came around to going upstairs to face Gibbs and the whole situation that Ziva was trying to avoid.
He headed out the sliding doors and waited for the elevator as soon as it dinged Tim stepped out he was wearing a
construction hat, a white shirt and blue jeans with suspenders. He thought that Tim was doing a role-playing thing like
he dose at those conventions, But he was kinda shocked he picked something so manly and not the Elf Lord he was so
into. " Another convention McGuts?" Tim raised an eyebrow " What are you talking about Tony? dose your head still
hurt that much!" Tony shook his head " Yeah alittle it feels like a sledge hammer has bashed it!" Tim just shook his
head and walked past Tony. He got into the elevator and pressed the button for the squad room floor.
He flipped the switch just to straighted out his thoughts his head did seem like it was spinning so he hit it acouple of
times, then flipped the switch again.
He entered the squad room And was ambushed by Abby " AWWW tony you look sooo Cute!" she cooed. He just
pushed it aside until he saw Gibbs he had a head dress on made of many feathers and no shirt on and a cloth rapped
around his lower body and moccasins on his feet with a bracelet half way up his arm.
"Boss? umm... What on earth are you wearing?" Gibbs just glared at him " Get over here Dinozzo!" he yelled as he
walked over to Gibbs his outfit seemed to be getting heavy. The elevator dinged as he arrived to stand next to Gibbs,
Out walked the constructions worker Tim And behind him was Ducky In a police out fit, They walked over to stand next
to Gibbs and him. Gibbs Shouted " Where The Hell is Palmer?" Gibbs looked around then Ducky spoke " He should be
here! he had to run down to the lockers to get his last thing!" no sooner as Ducky finished Palmer rushed in wearing a
leather-jacket with matching pants and a helmet in his hands " Sorry I'm late I couldn't get the helmet out of the
locker!" He said as he rushed over to stand next to Tony. "Wow Palmer how would have thought you could look that
good in that kind of outfit!" Tony said looking him down "Ah yeah I..I couldn't really get the pants on right away!" Tony
chuckled to him self. " Well I always thought you'd look good as a fire fighter Tony!" Palmer said with a laugh, just then
tony looked down and saw that he had a firefighters uniform on.
"Okay everyone get together I want to take a picture!" Abby said Cheerfully pulling out a camera from her left pocket.
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Tony screamed " No Ab's I don't want to take a picture we look like the village people!"
Tony heard laughing as he opened his eye's, he was in the pub laying on the floor, with his team around him. They all
seemed to be laughing.
He jumped up! " OH! Ziva your not with Ducky!" then he looked over to the rest of his team " And Palmer your not in
that bickers outfit! And you McGeek your not in the construction workers outfit, Gibbs you Did not make a good Indian!
And Ducky you actually looked good as a police officer!" Everyone burst out laughing " I guess he's alright" Ziva said.
