Making the Woo Foo Band
Chapter 5
Meet Lil Wayne, Chris Brown, Mario
It was a quiet night at Lil Wayne's house he was about to climb in his bed until he got a knocked from the door he rushed down stairs and by his surprise it was Mario and Chris Brown having a glare at Lil Wayne like something bad was going to happen.
Oh hey guys waz up! Look it a little late at night would you guys mind if you came back tomorrow cause I'm pretty tired right now Lil Wayne said,
Mario and Chris Brown entered into his house anyway and shut the door behind them than pushing Lil Wayne on the sofa
HEY! What the big idea! Lil Wayne said angry,
SHUT UP! Mario yelled at him back,
Chris! Do your thing right now! Mario ordered,
Chris raise his hand in the air and said out loud CHRIS-CINERATE! And by a shocking some lighting came above them and something came down and landed in Mario's hands
Lil Wayne join us! Join us! To rule this world and to work for Buggy for the rest of your life! Mario said,
HECK NO! I don't want to work for some Buggy who the heck is he anyway? He asked,
Don't worry about it just come with us to see him if you don't than we will do this the hard way PUNK! Chris ordered,
Lil Wayne stand up from the sofa and without warning he smack Mario and punched him in the gut Chris grew furious and use his powers to hurt him really badly but before he could do that Lil Wayne kicked him several times than grabbing the necklace and taking off without a trace.
Mario and Chris were lying on the ground not moving an inch until someone appeared before them it was Buggy from the lighting he looked furious and said,
YOU TWO! DON'T JUST LAY THERE FIND LIL WAYNE AND BRING HIM TO ME! NOW! Buggy said yelling at them, than disappearing into the lighting,
Mario get up you heard the boss we have got to find Lil Wayne come on he cant be too far Chris said,
Meanwhile Lil Wayne was still running away from his best friends in the world who seems to be evil now.
Ok that was pretty weird and dumb I've got to get help m I know! I'll go to this dojo up ahead maybe someone can help me there he said to himself,
By the time he was at the dojo he knock on the door and it appeared to be a white panda who looked really old maybe even over 100 years old at the most.
Hum yes who are you? And why are you here? WAIT! You are working for the night master right if you are than good-bye Master Yo said closing the door but Lil Wayne put his foot in front of the door and said,
Sir I don't even know a night master I've come because I have seem to be lost and my best friends seem to have gone out of crotrol I don't know why I need some place to stay could you help me old man? Lil Wayne asked,
Well….Sure okay come on in and I'll introduce you to my students who seem to be practicing there woo foo training Master Yo said,
By the way my name is Master Yo hold on for a second YIN, YANG, WIDGET, WUBBZY, AND WALDEN GET YOUR BUTTS RIGHT IN HERE RIGHT NOW! Master Yo called out,
Yin and the others did what they were told and they all said together YES MASTER YO? Please make it quick I'm very busy right but Yin stopped for a moment and said,
Oh my gosh is that who I think it is Yin said,
Totally girl its…..it….LIL WAYNE! AUUGHHHH! Yin, and Widget scram out loud,
Oooo is he going to be staying here if he is he could stay in our room Yin replied,
NO NO NO! he is going to stay in our room Wubbzy replied back,
Suddenly all of them were yelling at each other until Master Yo had enough of it.
ENOUGH! STOP IT! ALL OF YOU! KNOCK IT OFF! Master Yo commanded,
Now as I was saying this is Lil Wayne And yes he will be staying here for a few days until we can bring him back where he lives until then Lil Wayne you will be staying in Wubbzy, Yang, and Walden's room and then tomorrow you will start training with my students got it? Good now all of you get out of my sight before I go crazy! He complained,
Ding Dong! Oohhhh! I'll get it! Widget said,
By her surprise it was Harmony and the Chung Pow Kittens
Hi Widget it me and of course the Chung Pow Kittens yeah anyway I was wondering would you and Yin like to go on a shopping spree and dance I've got awesome songs care to join?
Harmony asked,
Sure! We would love too! But first guess who in our house? Widget replied,
Who? Said Harmony,
LIL WAYNE!!!!!!!!! Oh my! You wanna see him? She asked,
Harmony just stared at Widget with a strange look until she finally said YES! YES! YES! SHOW ME I WANNA SEE HIM SO BADLY I EVEN HAVE ONE OF HIS CD'S!!!! Harmony replied,
Great come on in you guys Widget said,
Meow,meow,meow,meow,meow,meow,meow,meow,meow,meow
(I love Lil Wayne he is one of my favorite rap artists!) Allison replied,
Meow,meow,meow
(I love him so much!) Ashanti said,
Meow,meow
(me too!) Ashley added,
Widget? Who is that? Yin asked,
Oh hi Harmony and the Chung Pow Kittens! You guys want to hang out today? Wait before you answer we want to show you something so follow us Yin commanded,
Yin busted down the door where Wubbzy and the guys were
HEY! Cant you at least knock before you enter into a door Yin?
Walden asked,
Oops! Sorry my bad gosh get over it! Anyway Harmony is here along with the Chung Pow Kittens and they are here to see Lil Wayne right now Yin replied,
Oh really? Yang replied,
Yeah! Yin yelled back,
Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow
(can we see him already Harmony my sisters and I don't have all day!) Allison replied,
Fine! We will take you to him come on! Wubbzy said leading them in the room,
Ok he is in this room whatever you do don't yell cause Master Yo will go crazy trust me I know but anyway just don't do it ok? Wubbzy replied,
Thanks! Wubbster! Widget replied,
Yeah thank Wubbzy now Chung Pow Kittens and Harmony you guys heard what Wubbzy said NO! yelling got it! Yin ordered,
Got it! Harmony said,
Meow, meow
(got it!) Ashanti said,
Meow, meow
(got it!) Allison said,
Meow, meow,
(Got it!) Ashley said,
Knock, knock Lil Wayne? Are you there? Yin asked, still knocking on the door finally Harmony had choice but to use her powers to open the door TRANSFOOMATE! Than the door open really slowly all of the girls took a step forward than another and another until they came to a stop and by their surprise nobody was in the room.
Well this is just great he is not in here Harmony replied,
Where did he go? I mean there is no way he could leave the dojo and not tell us Yin said,
Meow,meow,meow,meow,meow,meow,meow,meow,meow,meow
(aw pellets! This totally sucks! We cant even see our favorite rapper artist) Allison replied,
Guys please forget about that! Right now can't you see Lil Wayne is missing and we have to find him now! Harmony said,
meanwhile at the haunted mansion
where the heck is Mario and Chris they should have been back by now AAARRGGGHH! That's it I have enough I'll find that Lil Wayne myself Buggy said to himself,
FIRE FISTS! Than the door started to melt all the way down the floor than he took and step forward than all of a sudden Buggy had bumped into something or someone he didn't know cause he fell to the ground as he was getting up it was his brother Yuck.
Oh hi little bro if you're looking for Harmony she is not here and I'm not lying this time Buggy said,
Yuck just glared at Buggy until finally he said Buggy you but he was cut off by Mario and Chris coming down the street and said
Buggy sir we couldn't find Lil Wayne we don't know where he is Mario started,
SHUT UP! I DON'T WANNA HEAR IT! Buggy said yelling at them,
Um Buggy sir who is that? Chris asked,
Guys this is my little brother Yuck Buggy replied,
Cool! Mario said,
I wished I had little brother like you Buggy sir Chris replied,
By the way guys I also have a little sister too! She might be at the dojo with her friends problary Buggy replied,
Maybe Yuck replied,
Cause I want to see my sister and spend time with her and like make it up to her cause you know I've been pretty mean to her so let's all go the dojo and spend time with our sister Yuck Buggy replied,
Sure I like that lets do that Yuck replied,
Great lets go! Buggy ordered,
Meanwhile at the dojo
The girls were still looking for Lil Wayne until by their surprise someone came into the room and it was Lil Wayne
Oh my! Oh my…I think I'm going to pass out somebody get me a paper bag quickly I'm having an heart attack Harmony suggested,
Hum what are you girls doing here? Lil Wayne asked,
Oh sorry we didn't mean to bother you my friends Harmony and the Chung Pow Kittens just wanted to meet you cause you're so famous Yin replied,
Meow, meow, meow, meow
(I love you Lil Wayne!) Allison replied,
Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow
(can we dance with you just two songs please) Ashanti aksed,
Meow, meow, meow
(pretty please) Ashley replied,
Hum I don't speak meow meow that much could you talk a normal talk? Lil Wayne asked,
Meow?
(huh?)
Sorry they can't talk as we talked but I can tell you what they said Ashanti asked if we could dance to two songs with you Yin replied,
Oh sure why not Lil Wayne replied
Meow, meow, meow
(YAY! YAY! YAY!) all three of them said together,
Don't people I bought my boom box with me Harmony replied,
I know a song we could listen to its called Spotlight by Jennifer Hudson one of my favorite songs how about it? Harmony asked,
Sure I love that song too! Yin replied,
Meow, meow
(totally yes!) Allison replied,
Meow!
(yes) Ashanti replied,
Meow
(ok) Ashley replied,
Ok great now show me your best dance moves!
Are
you a man who loves
And cherishes
And cares for me?
Is that
you? Is that you?
Is that you?
Are you a guard in a
prison
Maximum security?
Is that you? Is that you?
Is that
you?
Do we stay home all the time
Cuz you want me to yourself?
Is that you? Is that you?
Is that you?
Or am I locked
away
Out of fear that I'll find
Someone else
Is that you? Is
that you?
Is that you?
Well, I don't like(hoo
hoo)
Living under your spotlight(hoo hoo)
Just because you
think
I might(hoo hoo oo) find somebody worthy
Well, I don't
like(hoo hoo)
Living under your spotlight(hoo hoo)
Maybe, if
you treat me right(hoo hoo oo)
You won't have to worry
Is
this a relationship
Fulfilling your needs
As well as mine
Is
that you? Is that you?
Is that you?
Or is this just my
sentence
Am I doing time?
Is that you? Is that you?
Is
that you?
If this is love
Real, real love
Then I'm staying
no doubt
But if I'm just a prisoner
Then I'm busting out
Is
that you? Is that you?
Is that you?
Oh, you
oughta be
Ashamed of yourself
What the heck
Do you think
you're doing?
Loving me, loving me
So wrong
Baby, all I do
is try
(Try)
To show you
That you're my
(My)
One and
only guy
(Only guy)
No matter
Who may come along
Open
your eyes
Cuz baby, I don't lie
That was amazing I love this song I really showed some best dance moves! Yin replied,
Yeah I know right! I was getting my grove on Harmony replied,
Yeah that was a cool song if I do say so myself Lil Wayne replied,
Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow
(phew I am so sweaty from all that dancing!) Allison replied,
Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow
(I am the best dancer ever!) Ashanti replied,
Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow
(ewww I smell really nasty cause of my sweat!) Ashley replied,
Ok the next song I'm going to play is M.I.A paper planes now that's my song people! Harmony replied,
I know right I like listen to that song like everyday but most of the time I'm really loud and my brother Yang and the other get really furious with me Yin replied,
Meow, meow, meow, meow
(I'm ready to dance!) Allison replied,
Ok Ally I'm about to put it on right now here we go!
I
fly like paper, get high like planes
If you catch me at the border
I got visas in my name
If you come around here, I make 'em all
day
I get one down in a second if you wait
I fly like
paper, get high like planes
If you catch me at the border I got
visas in my name
If you come around here, I make 'em all day
I
get one down in a second if you wait
Sometimes I feel sitting
on trains
Every stop I get to I'm clocking that game
Everyone's
a winner we're making our fame
Bonafide hustler making my
name
Sometimes I feel sitting on trains
Every stop I get to
I'm clocking that game
Everyone's a winner we're making our
fame
Bonafide hustler making my name
All I wanna do is
(BANG BANG BANG BANG!)
And a (KKKAAAA CHING!)
And take your
money
All I wanna do is (BANG BANG BANG BANG!)
And a
(KKKAAAA CHING!)
And take your money
All I wanna do is
(BANG BANG BANG BANG!)
And a (KKKAAAA CHING!)
And take your
money
All I wanna do is (BANG BANG BANG BANG!)
And a
(KKKAAAA CHING!)
And take your money
Pirate skulls and
bones
Sticks and stones and weed and bones
Running when we hit
'em
Lethal poison through their system
Pirate skulls and
bones
Sticks and stones and weed and bones
Running when we hit
'em
Lethal poison through their system
No one on the corner
has swagga like us
Hit me on my banner prepaid wireless
We pack
and deliver like UPS trucks
Already goin hard just pumping that
gas
No one on the corner has swagga like us
Hit me on my
banner prepaid wireless
We pack and deliver like UPS
trucks
Already goin hard just pumping that gas
All I wanna
do is (BANG BANG BANG BANG!)
And a (KKKAAAA CHING!)
And take
your money
All I wanna do is (BANG BANG BANG BANG!)
And a
(KKKAAAA CHING!)
And take your money
All I wanna do is
(BANG BANG BANG BANG!)
And a (KKKAAAA CHING!)
And take your
money
All I wanna do is (BANG BANG BANG BANG)
And a
(KKKAAAA CHING!)
And take your money
M.I.A.
Third world
democracy
Yeah, I got more records than the K.G.B.
So, uh, no
funny business
YOU ARE ALREADY ARE!
Some some some I some
I murder
Some I some I let go
Some some some I some I
murder
Some I some I let go
All I wanna do is (BANG BANG
BANG BANG!)
And a (KKKAAA CHING!)
And take your money
All
I wanna do is (BANG BANG BANG BANG!)
And a (KKKAAA CHING!)
And
take your money
All I wanna do is (BANG BANG BANG BANG!)
And
a (KKKAAA CHING!)
And take your money
All I wanna do is
(BANG BANG BANG BANG!)
And a (KKKAAA CHING!)
And take your
money
That was awesome Harmony replied,
I know right! Yin replied,
Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow
(I was getting my grove on YAY!) Allison replied,
Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow
(I am so sweaty for real!) Ashanti replied,
Ding Dong! Hum who could that be at this time? Yin wondered,
As she answered it by her surprise it was Buggy and Yuck and they were smiling but Yin didn't buy it instead she said
BUGGY! DON'T YOU DARE TAKE A STEP FORWARD! Yin replied yelling,
Yin its okay Yuck replied,
Yin who is that? Harmony replied as she was coming to the door suddenly she grew furious and said,
GET OUT! I DON'T WANT TO SEE YOU BUGGY! Harmony replied,
Listen to me! Look I know I have been a bad big brother and I want to change that by spending time with you now want to you say? Buggy asked,
Hum I don't know WAIT! Is this a trick to kidnap me than take me back to the mansion and kill me? Harmony asked,
Oh no nothing like that I promise I'm surious this time so will you come with me honey? Buggy asked grabbing Harmony's hand
Well…but she was cut off by Yin saying
Harmony don't do it might be a trap or something I don't trust him so much I can just tell in his eye don't Yin replied,
Don't listen to her she is just jealous of you sweetie Buggy replied,
You know what I think I will go out with you Buggy I mean what the worst that can happen Harmony replied,
NO! HARMONY! Yin said grabbing her arm not letting go
LET ME GO! Harmony replied yelling at her,
Meanwhile Master Yo heard all the noise and dash out within four seconds
What in the name of foo is going on here? Master Yo asked,
What the…you two get out of here now! I'm serious he replied,
Good-bye Master Yo said than slamming the door in their face than asked what happen?
Well Harmony wanted to spend some time with Buggy but I said no cause something bad might happen to her but she doesn't want to listen to me Yin replied,
Master Yo please can I please go? Harmony asked calmly,
Hum let's see…NO! you are not going and that is final now if you will excuse me I going to eat some prezels Master Yo replied going back into the kitchen,
Its not fair you don't understand anything! Harmony replie while crying a little bit,
You are ruining my life! She added,
Than Harmony ran into a room than slam the door behind her.
I feel so sorry for her I wish I could make her feel better I know I'll sing her a song that will cheer her up! Yin said to herself,
Harmony was still crying on Yin's bed and putting her hands over her eyes than suddenly she heard a door slam it was Yin.
GO AWAY! Harmony yelled,
No wait please Harmony I just wanted to but Yin was cut off by Harmony getting up and grew furious.
FIRE FISTS! Harmony called out,
FOO FIELD! Yin called out,
What the heck Harmony! What are you doing trying to fight me? Yin asked her,
FOO-NADO! Harmony called out,
Ok I guess that means a yes FOO-NADO! Yin called out as well,
Both of the rabbits hit each other and both went flying in the air hitting the wall than falling to the ground.
TRANSFOOMATE! Harmony called out throwing it at Yin
TRANSFOOMATE! Yin called out as well,
Both rabbits pushed with all their might.
Meanwhile Widget and Yang came into the room and by their surprise they saw Harmony and Yin fighting each other
What in the name of foo!? Widget replied,
Both of you stop! Widget added,
Widget help me! I'm not trying to fight her but she is making me fight her Yin cried out,
Aw pellets! Lets just get this off with
FIRE FISTS! Widget called out making Harmony fall to the ground,
Harmony got back up and grew furious, Harmony stop trying to fight us Widget called out,
NO! Harmony called out, Harmony charged at the woo foo students
PAWS OF PAIN! Yang called out,
FOO FIELD! Harmony called out,
HARM-CINCERATE! Harmony called out which hit Yang than pushing him into the wall.
YANG! Widget and Yin yelled out,
Ok that's it its on! Widget replied,
WOO FOO AUROURA! All three of them called out,
WOO FOO AUROURA! Harmony called out,
Harmony's auroura gave a punch to the woo foo students auroura's chest, than the woo foos gave a kick to Harmony's auroura in the gut making it cough to death than they threw Harmony's out of window by crashing out of the glass.
Is it over? Yin asked,
AARRGGHH! Harmony yelled,
I guess not! Widget replied,
Aw pellets! Yang replied,
Harmony's auroura charge at the woo foo students but theirs stepped aside making Harmony's crash into the wall.
TRANSFOOMATE! Harmony called out,
Oh snap! Yin replied,
TRANSFOOMATE! The three woo foo students called out,
Both aurouras were growing weaker and weaker soon both of them broke apart.
Ok Harmony stop trying to fight us now! I'm totally serious Yin replied,
NO! Harmony called out,
Widget had enough of it and she charged at Harmony than grabbing her arm and forcing her to the ground saying.
KNOCK IT OFF! Stop trying to fight us you know you are making yourself a villain you know! Widget replied yelling at her,
I don't care you woo foo! Now let me go! AARRGGHHH! Harmony yelled while kicking Widget in the gut several times making her cough to death spitting out a little bit of blood.
Ewww that is gross! Yin replied,
Yin quickly charged at Harmony and pushed her to the ground than using her transfoomation to make a rope to tie her around her arm and leg so she couldn't move or attack.
LET ME GO! Harmony said yelling,
NO WAY! Not until you stop fighting us right now than I'll untie the rope Yin replied,
NO! I want to spend time with Buggy! Harmony complained,
DING DONG! What the….I'll get it Yin sugguested,
Yin answered the door and by her surprise it was two rabbit dudes standing in front of her.
Hum Yes can I help you? Yin asked,
Yes we are looking for Lil Wayne is he here? Mario asked,
Hum yes in fact he is LIL WAYNE! Yin called out,
What! Lil Wayne asked,
Oh snap! No it can't be hum they have the wrong person tell them to get lost he replied,
NO! we need to take him back with us where he belongs miss..miss whoever you are? Mario replied,
NO! he doesn't want to so please leave! Yin ordered,
Suddenly Mario attacked with his fire fists but Yin and Lil Wayne moved out of the way and cried for help Widget, Yang, Wubbzy, and Walden came out of the room.
Aw pellets! Alright guys get ready to fight these two dudes! Widget ordered,
Ready….CHAGRE! Widget commanded,
FOO-NADO! Mario called out,
FOO-NADO! Wubbzy called out,
Both of them hit each other and went flying into the air Wubbzy grabbed on some rope than kicked Mario in the gut making him hit the floor.
Mario grew furious and took out his bamboo sword and charge at the woo foo students Walden took out his bamboo sword too and charge at him as well.
Give up dude lets end this fight now! Walden replied,
Cling, Cling!
No way dude! Mario replied,
Cling, Cling!
You son of a punk! Walden replied,
Cling, Cling!
Whatever purple guy! Mario replied,
Cling, Cling, Cling, Cling, Cling, Cling, Cling, Cling,
Walden twisted his sword and kick Mario in the gut making him drop his than picking him up and throwing him on the wall.
PAWS OF PAIN! Yang called out, throwing it at Chris pushing him into the wall.
Meanwhile Harmony heard all the noise and use her transfoomation to get free with one hand than bitting it with another than she busted down the door surprising everybody.
Harmony! How did you…you know what it doesn't even matter now just join in Widget called out,
Ok lets just get this over with
FOO-NADO! Harmony called out, making Mario and Chris spinning around in it than throwing them out of the dojo.
My work here is finished Harmony replied,
Ok guys look I'm sorry for everything I have done ok and I'm sorry if I acted crazy and all I hope you can forgive me Harmony replied,
Sure we will! Yin replied,
Thanks Harmony replied,
Well guys look like I have to go now so see ya! Lil Wayne replied,
Wait hold on why we want you to stay please we love you! Harmony replied,
I know I love you too but I must get back to my place where I belong and all but I promise I will come back and visit I promise Lil Wayne replied,
Ok well BYE! All of the woo foo students said together,
Bye-bye peace!
To be conitued….
