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A.N Hopefully I'll be updating quicker, my fellow plotters! evil laugh

Now, ONWARD, for the adventures of DARTH! Maximus! cue thunder

Enjoy!

Chapter Two:

As the space shuttle Destroyer neared the planet, Darth Maximus hopped of his seat.

"Ah, we are near the planet Coruscant. Come Minion Secretary, because we have to take a shuttle down to the planet itself." Darth Maximus strode into the hangar and picked an Impierial (A.N: Impierial is spelt correctly! Look at the middle...pie...is...nice...salivates) shuttle and hopped in. Beside him, Minion Secretary dropped down beside him. A few clones from the old Galactic Republic manned the shuttle. Darth Maximus reclined on a chair while Minion Secretary directed the clones to work. Minion Secretary herself sat at the controls while the clones either sat the shuttle's guns or at a pie vendor. The shuttle, named the Lamb shuddered as it entered Coruscant's atmosphere. The shuttle made a resounding boom as it crashed rather noisily onto a landing platform. Darth Maximus immediately jumped to his feet and strode down the lowered ramp.

"We have arrived at Coruscant!" the Sith Lord made a grand gesture. Minion Secretary walked down the ramp more slowly and seemed unimpressed by the planet.

Coruscant, once a beautiful centre of the Galactic Republic, and later the Galactic Empire, was now a ruins, inhabited only by the vile Hutts. As the pair walked towards a nearby building, the door opened and a Hutt...slid...out.

"Watch out!" Minion Secretary unsheathed her huge long sword and switched into a battle stance. Darth Maximus only stretched and reached out to the Forc—I mean Non-Existent Magical Powers and pushed the disgustingly dribblingly disturbingly huge Hutt over the edge. The Hutt, whose name was Hutty Hud screamed as he fell...down...into the planet face of Coruscant.

SPLAT!

Darth Maximus winced. That had NOT sounded very good. Minion Secretary just looked shocked as she resheathed her long sword again.

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The two walked through the buildings, noting their surroundings until they reached the highest point of Coruscant. There, hidden amongst some boxes the two watched in astonishment as they saw 

Hutts jumping off the roof into the depths of Coruscant. Next to the line of Hutts jumping, there was a sign that said:

JUMPERS HERE

(this may cause you to be suicidal)

Darth Maximus shook his head.

"How stupid can you get? These Hutts are jumping because they think they'll get some jumpers!" Darth Maximus whispered to Minion Secretary. Minion Secretary jumped up and ran headlong off the edge screaming.

"WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!"

Thump.

Darth Maximus shook his head. He leapt off the edge gracefully and landed on his feet where Minion Secretary had fallen. Somehow, his white hood was still covering his face.

"Come on, you stupid Minion Secretary," he said crossly. "Please discontinue jumping off roofs of buildings." Nodding meekly, Minion Secretary stood up, all the while rubbing her bottom (which was quite sore).

"Let's leave this place. We'll mark it on the chart as a 'Mentally Unstable Planet'." Darth Maximus frowned.

The pair left and headed towards the shuttle.

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Back onboard Computer, Minion Secretary turned around and asked the Sith Lord,

"Sir, why do you wear a white cloak and why are you always hooded?" she said. Darth Maximus sighed dramatically and replied,

"Well, because a long long time ago someone played a trick on Darth Maximus by dropping white paint on his formerly spotless black cloak. And the reason I always wear the hood is because- because my hair is electric blue!" Darth Maximus burst into tears as he sobbed. Pulling on Minion Secretary's hand, he sniffled and wiped away his tears with Minion Secretary's hand.

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Meanwhile, a black-cloaked person on a ship stood and watched...cackling evilly and stopping as it did not suit his persona...

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CRASH! A laser tore past the Star Destroyer's defences and disabled the Computer's hyperdrive. The black-cloaked man cackled evilly again...and stopped. He directed his ship away.

Meanwhile, Darth Maximus ordered the Destroyer to fly as fast as it could. Which brought them to their next place of touring. The planet Earth.

End Chapter

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