The Escapades of DARTH! Maximus

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A/N: Arcadia...the world of Arcade games! :o

Chapter Four: Small Interlude: Arcade games galore!

The Computer drew up near a orange-pink planet.

"Ah! Our destination!" exclaimed Darth Maximus. Minion Secretary looked on apprehensively, at the planet Arcadia. However, she was dragged into the Lamb by Darth Maximus just as it was deployed towards the planet. Soon, the ship touched the ground and Minion Two lowered the ramp.

"Today, Minion Two will be following us," Darth Maximus said imperiously, as he walked down the ramp. Immediately, they were surrounded by small innocent looking creatures, by the name of Pokémon. Bewildered, Minion Secretary drew back. Darth Maximus was busy talking to the Pokémon.

"Defeat evil Poke! Defeat evil Poke!" they were saying ecstatically to Darth Maximus. At that choice time, the 'evil Poke' appeared.

"I am Rayquaza, hear me roar!" he meowed. Darth Maximus readied his sword as did Minion Secretary. The silly Pokémon charged at them. Maximus simply held out his sword and Rayquaza stupidly impaled himself on it.

"Yay!" the now happy group of Pokémon shouted exuberantly. Then, one of the Pokémon by the name of Statistic stepped out and said in a solemn voice:

"Darth Maximus has defeated the evil Rayquaza! Darth Maximus has gained 74 XP points! Darth Maximus has levelled up! Darth Maximus is trying to learn a new move, but needs to forget one to level up! Darth Maximus' moves are: Pwn, Leet, Explode, Kill! Darth Maximus is trying to learn the move Explode Testicles! Which move will Darth Maximus forget?" Statistic said in one breath. Nearby, Minion Secretary was gaping, flabbergasted. Minion Two sat nearby talking to a Wobbufet.

"Hm, let's see, Darth Maximus will forget Explode," Darth Maximus said imperiously.

"Darth Maximus has learned the move Explode Testicles! Darth Maximus has levelled up to Level 1337!" Nodding, Maximus headed back to the shuttle which would take them back to the Computer. Still distracted by the Wobbufet, Minion Two scrambled into the Lamb just as the ramp closed.

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