A/N #1: Well. First of all, I'm not going to have Haruka do that silly word replacement thing. It's pointless and dumb, two things I don't feel which Haruka are (I secretly worship her). Plus, it's too hard to find replacement words when you really think about it, and some of the fanfics I've read have come up with just the most RANDOM words. Don't get me wrong, I don't mind it when I read it, but I think while I'd love to keep Haruka's slightly bossy personality, I don't want to 'dumb her up' for my readers. Remember; Fuka High is where the best of the best come, and you don't get to be that way by talking like a moron, Yukino or no Yukino. '.

A/N #1: Holy freakin' gourd, that's a lot of reviews. Seriously, thanks guys. I appreciate it. It's the fuel that runs in my veins and keeps me going. :D Congrats to mrerice, who got the TMNT 1 Random Movie Omake.

Disclaimer: I don't own Mai HiME, only the idea of this story. I also don't own any of the quotes I use from movies/shows/various other anime, ect. If you can point them out, awesome. If not...well, awesome.

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"Ano..." Natsuki only bowed. "You must be the Student Council President. It's a pleasure; my name is Natsuki Kuga. Please take care of me."

"So formal." Shizuru eyed the bluenette with interest. "And she blushes so cute as well...is that why you won't stand up from your bow?"

"No." Natsuki stood up, the blush still on her cheeks. "I don't blush."

"So you say." Reito joined in on the teasing. "But your face says differently."

"Eh?" Natsuki touched her face, then frowned. "Stop making fun of me, please."

"Of course, of course." Reito smiled.

"HEY!!" Natsuki was blasted with a Sonic Boom that would put Guile from Street Fighter to shame. "Why didn't you think I was the Student Council President?! HUH?!"

Natsuki stuck a pinky in her ear and wiggled it a bit. "Because she's wearing a different uniform."

The blond opened her mouth to say something but stopped. She then raised a hand, then slowly lowered it before furrowing her forehead at Natsuki. "That's it? Not cause she's...you know, graceful, elegant, worship worthy...nothing like that?"

Natsuki blinked. "No."

"YES!!" The blond shouted, nearly shattering all the windows. "Score one for me, Fujino!! She sees through your lazy ass exterior to your lazy ass interior too!!"

"Ara, so it seems." the crimson eyed girl turned to Natsuki and tilted her head to the side, offering her a smile. A fake one, Natsuki noted. "I'm Shizuru Fujino. And the pleasure is all mine."

Natsuki nodded once in her direction.

"I'm Haruka Suzushiro." the blond said, fighting not to be left out. "And this is my partner, Yukino Kikukawa." The mousy girl gave a bow. "And I must say, I'm glad you're on board at Fuka Natsuki Kuga. Your transcript was most impressive."

"I guess." Natsuki shrugged.

"So modest." Shizuru said, just above a whisper. "I like that in a woman...ah! There's that blush again."

Natsuki felt her face and then, with the most facial expression she's had most of the day, frowned slightly. "Stop making fun of me."

"If Kuga-san says so..." Shizuru let the sentence hang as Natsuki looked back to Haruka.

"Pfft, ignore her. All SHE does is sit on her ass and sip tea. Reito too, when he's not busy getting every single guy he can in the sack."

Reito gave a sheepish shrug, his dazzling smile almost blinding Natsuki yet again. "Guilty, I'm afraid."

"I see." Natsuki blinked. "May I ask why I'm here? The Principal forgot to tell me to come here after my first class, but since Reito-san caught me..."

"She dealt with Nao-san...masterfully, I might add." Reito nodded to himself. "She stalked away, telling Kuga-san to forget the money."

"Really now?" Haruka barked a laugh. "That stupid streetwalker. She should know better then to mess with her superiors."

"Now, now." Reito held up a hand. "You want to make a good first impression on the new girl, yes? You can start by not calling Nao-san by that name."

"Whatever." Haruka waved Reito off. "Look, we dragged you in here because you're gonna have it rough, okay?"

"So I'm told." Natsuki shrugged. "Yet no one tells me why."

"Because this school is different." Yukino spoke up for the first time. "Competition is tough, and while most of the school get along, we are all at war, really."

"War?" Natsuki raised an eyebrow. "What do you mean war?"

"For recognition." Shizuru continued. "From out peers and parents to the people who will hire us when we're gone. You come to Fuka to succeed, simple as that."

"I see." Natsuki blinked. "Well, whatever. I'll just succeed then. What's the big deal?"

"The big deal," Haruka rolled her eyes. "Is just how good you really are."

"I'm nothing special." Natsuki said, and her tone actually made everyone in the room stop and look at her. "I'll do what I have to and fit in. Standing out isn't in my objective."

"Objective? What is this, a mission to you?" Haruka snorted. "Please."

"I'll say it again; I'm nothing special."

"Oh?" Haruka said and rolled her eyes. "Watch this."

She walked to the door and opened it. After clearing her throat, she looked over to Yukino, who nodded. Haruka sighed hugely.

"Oh Natsuki-chan, thank you for accepting!! I do so hope we can have fun on our super secret date!!" Haruka called out towards the door, and Natsuki couldn't help but shiver at Haruka's sing song voice.

But before she could contemplate it further, a boy wearing a bandanna with the insignia of the wolf bust in, brandishing an honest to god katana. He was clad in black pants and a white shirt with a long, sweeping Matrix-esque trench coat over it all. His sunglasses added to the effect. He took one look at Haruka and then turned to everyone in the room, eyes resting on Natsuki.

"He said he wanted heaven, but prayin' was too slow." he whispered his dramatic intro. "Dyne Knight, on the scene. Howling Silver Wolf Clan, to my side."

Almost instantly, seven other figures, similarly dressed, were by this guys side, all with different weapons. Natsuki suddenly felt a headache coming on.

"Haruka Suzushiro." Dyne pointed his (honest to god!) katana at Haruka. "We, The Howling Silver Wolf Clan, defenders of Kuga-sama's purity and eternal light, will not allow you to defile her with your perverted ways." He took a fighting stance, as did the other seven. "For our beloved Goddess, we will vanquish you."

"Dyne." Reito sighed and walked up to the boy, putting a hand on his shoulder. "Haruka tricked you. Again. Now please...go to class."

Dyne looked up to Reito, then to Haruka, who was busy looking at the ceiling in disgust, then to Natsuki. He clasped the handle of his katana and held it upside down. "Ever vigilante. Wolfs...go."

And then they were gone, as if they never existed in the first place.

After a full minute, Natsuki shook her head. "Sweet Fancy Moses, what the hell was that?"

"Your fan club." Reito chuckled. "After one period, you have eight followers. Impressive."

"No, that's not impressive. That's DUMB." Haruka sighed. "Look, while Dyne does have a habit of switching up the people he worships, it doesn't change the fact that it could all blow up in your face. I know you want to fit in; simple fact is you cant. You're going to slip up, and when you do, you're going to upstage not only the wrong person, but all their fans a well. I'm saying; be careful."

"Watch yourself." Reito added. "Make friends."

"Dress more provocatively." Shizuru quipped. "You'll get more fans that way."

"FUJINO!! ARGH!!" Haruka bellowed but went quiet as a small hand came onto her shoulder. She sighs. "Look, you've heard it enough today and you're sick of it; fine. But don't say we didn't warn you."

"Of course." Natsuki bowed. "Thank you."

"It' about lunch time anyways." Reito put a hand on Natsuki's shoulder. "Come, I'll show you were the Lunch Room is."

"That you, Reito-san."

"Reito is fine."

"No."

Reito chuckled, and that was the last sound Shizuru, Haruka and Yukino heard before the door closed.

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"What do you think?" Haruka asked, her tone and face serious. "Should we keep an eye on her?

"No need." Shizuru took a sip of her now lukewarm tea. "She's extremely capable. You've read the reports."

"She's different." Haruka looked to Shizuru. "You know that, right? Don't screw this up."

"Ara, I haven't the faintest idea what you mean Haruka."

"Don't give me that shit!!" Haruka pounded a nearby desk. "Don't pull your stupid Fujino Charm bullshit on her. She's gonna have enough problems on her own without having to deal with your dumb ass fan club."

Shizuru's gaze fell on Haruka, and even though the loud blond had no actual fear of the crimson eyes girl, she felt a shiver go up her spine, punctuated by Yukino grabbing her elbow slightly at the look.

"I see." Shizuru stood up and nodded her head. "I'll do what I can, Haruka. I trust you can finish up the rest in here?"

"OF COURSE I CAN!!" the blond shouted, louder then usual this time to make up for that moment of fear she felt at Shizuru's intense gaze. "Who do you think I am?!"

"Someone very capable." Shizuru nodded. "And someone who looks out in the best interest of the students at Fuka. Ookini, Haruka-han."

"R-right..." Haruka nodded as Shizuru left the room. "What the hell was all that about...?"

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Shizuru sat at her usual spot in Fuka's expansive Cafeteria, right by the window. She was alone, but was joined soon by none other then Fuka's infamous Spider Queen, Nao Yuuki. She sat down next to Shizuru, looking to her glazed over expression and reared back, punching Shizuru in the shoulder. By now Shizuru was too used to this to notice, and she absent mindedly rubbed the spot where Nao had punched.

"What's on your mind, Fujino?" Nao asked as she dug into her lunch. Shizuru didn't respond. Nao gave a growl and went to punch Shizuru again, but a loud sigh stopped her. "Yo, Shizuru!!"

"Hm?" Shizuru turned and looked at Nao with a smile on her face." Ara, kanin na Nao-han. I didn't see you there."

"But you sure as hell felt me!!" Nao huffed. "I punched you in the shoulder...remember?"

Shizuru nodded. "Ah yes, of course." She took a sip of the tea that was in front of her. "I was just thinking."

"About the new girl?" Nao inquired, eyes Shizuru from the corner of her eye. Shizuru only made an affirmative noise, and Nao snorted. "She's good...she gave me the run around today."

"So I heard."

"Shit." Nao cursed. "Hope word of that doesn't get around. My pristine record could be in shambles."

A body sliding up next to them interrupted their conversation. Within seconds, Chie was on her seat, eating the meal she had balanced perfectly in her hand while being thrown by Aoi, looking perfectly calm and collected as usual."

"Hey Chie." Nao and Shizuru said in unison, acting as if nothing had happened.

"Yo." Chie gave a peace sign as Aoi slipped into the seat next to her. "So Shizuru...you get a load of the new girl? Saw her tongue piercing...pretty hot."

The sound of Chie's head slamming on the table by an irate Aoi didn't even register with Shizuru or Nao. They both looked up and raised an eyebrow, in unison, at Chie's revelation.

"Tongue piercing?" Nao muttered. "Scar and tongue piercing. Oh lord."

"What?" Aoi asked, removing her hand from the back of Chie's head. "And don't mention her scar...be a little sensitive. Unlike this buffoon."

"Oh come on, that's not fair." Chie muttered. "I was just a little mad at myself cause I didn't even notice."

"That's cause you were too busy trying to grope her." Nao pointed out.

"W-what!?" Chie sputtered. "How did you know?"

"Oh, I think they ALL know your routine about now, Chie." Aoi said darkly as she crossed her arms. Chie only gave a weak chuckle and a small 'Oh yeah.' before shutting up.

"Still...quite the rebel with a pricing like that, ne?" Shizuru said, her eyes bright with mischief. "And she blushes cutely as well."

Their conversation was interrupted by Reito, who had said girl in tow. He sat down next and motioned for Natsuki to do the same.

"Heyas." Reito waved. "I believe you all had the pleasure of meeting Natsuki?"

Everyone nodded, and Chie gave an over-enthusiastic wave, earning her another belt to the back of the head from Aoi.

"Hello again." Natsuki slightly bowed her head before digging into her meal.

"So formal..." Shizuru giggled again, and decided this time not to mention the very slight pink blush on Natsuki's face. "No need to be to stuffy Nat-su-ki-chan."

"Don't say my name like that." Natsuki said, her face as impassive as always. "It's...weird."

"Weird doesn't begin to describe it." Said another voice as she sat down next to the bluenette.

Natsuki turned and came face to face with a bosom that..well, could of carried it's own life forms. Natsuki baked away slightly as she looked up to see yet another redhead smiling brightly at her. "Mai Tokiha. A pleasure."

"Same." Natsuki said with a slight nod. She then looked to Mai's side where the rest of the people that were with Mai sat down.

"Oh!" Mai said. "This is Mikoto, she's our Track Star. Next to her is Takeda and Tate, they're both Kendo masters." She went to the other side of the table. "And then there's Alyssa and Miyu. They're into bio engineering, very cool stuff. Everyone...Natsuki Kuga, new girl."

Natsuki nodded to everyone in turn, then turned to Mai. "Does everyone seem to have a special skill of some sort? When you introduced them..."

"Eh?" Mai tilted her head in a thoughtful expression. "Oh yes, of course. I myself am a master of slight of hand and magic...as a side project, but it's the only thing I really wanna do when I get out of Fuka. That, or cook."

"Mai's ramen in the best, hm!!" Mikoto added in, her smile huge.

Natsuki nodded. "I see."

"What's your skill, Natsuki-chan?" Shizuru said, staring intently on the bluenette.

"I don't have one." Natsuki said. "I'm nothing special."

"Nonsense." Mai laughed. "Of course you are; you're in Fuka. Unless you're here by mistake, you got to do something better then everyone else does."

Natsuki shrugged, not responding as she continued to eat her meal.

"Kinda antisocial, aren't you pup?" Nao quipped as she gave Natsuki a evil smile. "Don't think I don't remember about the last time we met. You still owe me a favor."

"I remember." Natsuki said, her tone serious. "It was only this morning."

"Yeah, and YOU shut up!!" Nao slammed her palm on the table at Reito's chuckle. "She just caught me off guard is all, it won't happen again!!"

"No, it won't." Shizuru said, giving Nao a 'look'. Nao sighed.

"Whatever. Well, I'm cashing in pup." Nao smirked. "Tell us...what can you do?"

Natsuki shrugged. "I don't know, really. I just do what I'm suppose to do."

"Ha! That's not an answer." Nao crossed her arms. "Until you tell me, I won't let your debt to me go. And it will only get deeper each day, so you might as well break."

"Now, now Nao." Reito said, holding up a hand.

"Don't play with my name!!" Nao roared. "Come on, look at her!! She's giving us the cold shoulder and we're trying to be her friends!!"

"Friends?" Natsuki raised an eyebrow. "I wasn't aware that friends tried to extort money from their friends and try to get them into their debt."

"What?" Nao blinked a few times, then scratched the back of her head. "Well, you see..."

"Nor do friends pretend to be dying and try to get a last kiss from other friends." Natsuki eyed Chie, who simple laughed it off.

"Simple fun." Shizuru added in. "Nao hits me everyday, but we're still friends."

"Yeah!" Nao punctuated the point by hitting Shizuru in the shoulder again. "See? Friends!!"

"I see." Natsuki blinked. "Well, if you must know, my talent..."

Everyone leaned in.

"Is that I'm really good in bed."

A moment of silence engulfed the entirety of the cafeteria before everyone (everyone!) fell over, most with blood spurting from their nose. The first to recover was Shizuru (and of course, Chie, who helped Aoi to her seat), and they simply stared at Natsuki, who let the side of her mouth curl into a slight grin.

"Just kidding."

Everyone groaned.

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Guess That Random Movie Omake #2:

[Natsuki does a flamenco dance at the beginning of her session with Shizuru.]

Shizuru: [Clears throat] Would you, um, would you like to talk about why you attempted to kill yourself?

Natsuki: You want Natsuki Kuga, the world's greatest lover, to talk to you? What do you know of great love? Have you ever loved a woman until milk leaked from her as though she had just given birth to love itself, and now must feed it or burst? Have you ever tasted a woman until she believed that she could be satisfied only by consuming the tongue that had devoured her? Have you ever loved a woman so completely that the sound of your voice in her ear could cause her body to shudder and explode with such intense pleasure that only weeping could bring her full release?

[Shizuru faints.]