Eclipse Gangsta Rap
Bella: Ok, so now I have some issues with my two boyfriends
Edward's fine with it but Jacob's like "It depends"
I know they're natural enemies, but I want them both,
I don't care if all they do is despise and loathe
Edward's trying to get me in a hip college
But he knows that I have very little knowledge
He'll try to get me in with some of his money
But me going to Dartmouth is just too darn funny
Edward: Bella, let's go to Florida and see your mom
Bella: Fine, just as long as you don't take me to prom
Jacob: Bella, Victoria came back to get you last night
And your bloodsucker friends and I got into a little fight
Alice: Bella, come with me and let's have a sleepover!
Rosalie: I'll tell you my life story so you'll have something to weap over!
Alice: You know I'm only doing this to get a free car
Bella: That's fine, but girls please don't take this too far\
Guess what? I think somebody just snuck into my house
And I don't think this person is you're normal mouse
There's some vampire that wants murder me again
Good thing that Jacob and Edward are going to make him pay for his sin
Jacob: Bella, you're invited to bonfire party
And yes you're coming, so don't try to be a smarty,
We'll hear stories about werewolves and vampires,
And it'll be so spooky in the woods around the campfire
Jasper: Bella, I was a soldier in a vampire army
I got so good at it that nothing could harm me
You're gonna need my skills in this battle coming up
Invite the werewolves 'cuz we're gonna have a big rough-up
Bella: Edward, I'm too worried, I don't want you to fight,
I have a good idea, you could stay with me for the night,
We could have some fun and then spend the night in bed
Edward: You have to marry me first, so forget what you said
Jacob: Hey, I thought I'd stop by for a quick kiss with Bella,
Edward: If you can keep her warm, you stay, but you really smell (uh!)
Jacob: I gotta fight now, and I think I'll just die
Bella: Ok, you can have your kiss but then you gotta fly!
Victoria: Hello, lovebirds, you're all gonna die!
Edward: I don't think so, I'm gonna make you cry
Bella: I think I'll cut myself with this rock and I'll become emo!
Edward: Ha! I cut her head and it rolled around like Nemo!
Bella: Oh no, Edward! Jacob got hurt!
Carlisle: Look, I saved this poor girl in a skirt!
Jane: Oh, looks like we missed it! Well, they're dead now!
Bella: Good, cuz it's almost wedding time, anywhow!
Edward: Yeah, we're sill gangsta!
Jacob: Werewolves are gangsta!
Edward: No vampires are gangsta!
Bella: You're all gangsta! The book's gangsta!
Edward, Bella & Jacob: Yeah, Eclipse is gangsta!
All: Eclipse Gangsta Rap!
