Eclipse Gangsta Rap

Bella: Ok, so now I have some issues with my two boyfriends

Edward's fine with it but Jacob's like "It depends"

I know they're natural enemies, but I want them both,

I don't care if all they do is despise and loathe

Edward's trying to get me in a hip college

But he knows that I have very little knowledge

He'll try to get me in with some of his money

But me going to Dartmouth is just too darn funny

Edward: Bella, let's go to Florida and see your mom

Bella: Fine, just as long as you don't take me to prom

Jacob: Bella, Victoria came back to get you last night

And your bloodsucker friends and I got into a little fight

Alice: Bella, come with me and let's have a sleepover!

Rosalie: I'll tell you my life story so you'll have something to weap over!

Alice: You know I'm only doing this to get a free car

Bella: That's fine, but girls please don't take this too far\

Guess what? I think somebody just snuck into my house

And I don't think this person is you're normal mouse

There's some vampire that wants murder me again

Good thing that Jacob and Edward are going to make him pay for his sin

Jacob: Bella, you're invited to bonfire party

And yes you're coming, so don't try to be a smarty,

We'll hear stories about werewolves and vampires,

And it'll be so spooky in the woods around the campfire

Jasper: Bella, I was a soldier in a vampire army

I got so good at it that nothing could harm me

You're gonna need my skills in this battle coming up

Invite the werewolves 'cuz we're gonna have a big rough-up

Bella: Edward, I'm too worried, I don't want you to fight,

I have a good idea, you could stay with me for the night,

We could have some fun and then spend the night in bed

Edward: You have to marry me first, so forget what you said

Jacob: Hey, I thought I'd stop by for a quick kiss with Bella,

Edward: If you can keep her warm, you stay, but you really smell (uh!)

Jacob: I gotta fight now, and I think I'll just die

Bella: Ok, you can have your kiss but then you gotta fly!

Victoria: Hello, lovebirds, you're all gonna die!

Edward: I don't think so, I'm gonna make you cry

Bella: I think I'll cut myself with this rock and I'll become emo!

Edward: Ha! I cut her head and it rolled around like Nemo!

Bella: Oh no, Edward! Jacob got hurt!

Carlisle: Look, I saved this poor girl in a skirt!

Jane: Oh, looks like we missed it! Well, they're dead now!

Bella: Good, cuz it's almost wedding time, anywhow!

Edward: Yeah, we're sill gangsta!

Jacob: Werewolves are gangsta!

Edward: No vampires are gangsta!

Bella: You're all gangsta! The book's gangsta!

Edward, Bella & Jacob: Yeah, Eclipse is gangsta!

All: Eclipse Gangsta Rap!