Yayness

Yayness! Put your hands up for TIVA fluff!!

Tony sat up. He was in a large, king-sized white bed. He looked over to his left. There lay Ziva, snoring gently. He touched her hair gently, and she stirred. Ziva opened her eyes and sat up.

"Good morning, Sweetcheeks," said Tony and he pecked her on the lips.

"Good morning, my little hairy butt," Ziva replied. Tony rolled his eyes and Ziva laughed. But it wasn't her usual soft laugh. The noise coming from Ziva's mouth was not right.

BEEPBEEPBEEP!! BEEPBEEPBEEP!! BEEPBEEPBEEP!!

Tony rolled over and turned off the alarm. He sat up and looked to his left. There lay Ziva, snoring like a drunken sailor with emphysema. He tugged on her hair playfully. She sat up, looking stunning even though she was wearing nothing except Tony's shirt.

"Good Morning, Sweetcheeks."

"Good Morning, my little hairy butt." Ziva stood up and walked to her suitcase. She picked out her outfit for today and started getting dressed and applying make-up. Tony got up and walked to the wardrobe. He followed her example (the getting dressed part. NOT the applying make-up part).

"Hey Tony, Ziva. You guys up yet? Leah and Jayla are making pancakes." It was James with his morning wake-up routine.

"We'll be there in a moment!" called Ziva, although she was brushing her teeth so it sounded like 'Weel tea dere in a woment.'

"Ok" They could hear James' footsteps grow fainter as he walked away.

"Ziva," said Tony, stopping her before she opened the door, "about last night. What happened?"

"I guess we've just been away for so long….you know."

"I don't know," he said, looking into her eyes, "but whatever it is, I like it" Tony kissed her again. Ziva was still trying to work out what he meant when the kiss ended and she opened the door. He followed her through the hall and into the kitchen where the others were already seated and eating.

"Mornin' everyone" said Tony as he sat down into his usual chair. The large stack of pancakes on the plate in front of him made him drool. He took a large bite. It was soft and fluffy, perfect pancake texture.

"Whoever cooked this is getting a raise," said Tony, raising his voice slightly to be heard over the other men's conversation, "Totally delicious."

"It was all Leah," said Jayla, smiling at her new roommate.

"Give her a raise," Tony said to Ziva

"You can't order me around, Tony" she said, elbowing him in the stomach.

"Senior field agent. Pay the lady." Tony ordered

"Gibbs isn't here!" protested Ziva

"Isn't he?" said Gibbs

"No, he's not he's in….Gibbs?" Ziva looked around wildly, looking for their boss.

"The laptop on the coffee table," Leah supplied, pointing to the laptop that was (strangely enough) on the coffee table. The screen had Gibbs' face on it.

"Boss!" exclaimed Tony and Ziva together as they ran to the laptop.

"Finally got out of afloating then, DiNozzo?

"Yeah boss. I got a promotion! Now I'm team leader."

"I can see that Tony. You can't call me boss, now….."

"Boss" Tony cut through Gibbs

"…..But you still will." Gibbs continued

"What about me?" asked Ziva

"You got promoted too?" asked Gibbs

"Yes," smirked Ziva, "before Tony did."

"Well I have news for you both," smiled Gibbs, "McGee got promoted before the both of you." Ziva stopped smirking and Tony's jaw fell open.

"Did you call for a reason boss?" Tony asked suddenly, changing the subject.

"Yeh, DiNozzo. To tell you that rule 12 still applies. You break it, I'll break you." Tony and Ziva exchanged worried glances. How did Gibbs find out about last night?

Gibbs saw their expressions and laughed.

"Just kidding DiNozzo. I also called to tell you that the intel we got yesterday about the attack being on Sunday was wrong. We don't know when the attack will be, only that Canon will be at Mamma Mia restaurant today for lunch with a client, several meetings during the day and dinner with his girlfriend. Try to find out her name. All we know is Mary Tudor."

"Fake name," observed Ziva

"Ya think so?" asked Gibbs sarcastically

"You know Boss, sarcasm is the refuge of a shallow mind." Said Tony

"DiNozzo!" cried Gibbs. Ziva slapped Tony on the back of the head. Gibbs turned his head and called to someone.

"Listen you two. I've gotta go now, be good. Tony's in charge. Bye now."

"See ya Boss" replied Tony and Ziva. Gibbs' face disappeared and the screen went blank.

"Well," said Tony, "Mamma Mia."

As you may have noticed, I am trying to make the chapters longer. Its hard though.

Please R+R. PM me if you have any ideas. I keep dreaming about Buffy the Vampy Slayer.