Author Note: I will try to update as fast as possible, not easy and sorry if it takes forever sometimes, I work on it everyday. And I AM Sorry if it's taking forever, I understand how annoying it is when a story doesn't update for a while. I get that a lot. Pisses me off to.

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In the Previous Chapter:

If Reno IS my 'gay' secret admirer, I might as well just jump off the nearest cliff.....

There's no way Im going to accept that. But I think I will still strangle him anyway....

Thinking ahead once more.... I come to this conclusion:

I think the school's roof is about high enough that it can replace my missing cliff.

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Ironic Scenario Chapter 3

Heading out of the library, I try to remain inconspicuous as I stealth my way towards the History classroom. Unconsciously, I could feel something poking me from inside my bag pack. Damn New Moon. I WANT TO READ IT BAD!! and NOW!! Peeking behind the last turn that would bring me to my first class, I dash out and jump just in-front of the classrooms door. Looking around me once more, no one seems to notice me as they pass by towards their next class, thank GOD for that, one good thing about not being TO popular was that no one would notice me so much. Inhaling deep breathes, I open the door only to grin as she sees that class hasn't started yet. Everyone was separated into their normal chat groups... well not exactly normal, normal. But a chat group that they turn into on a Friday.

For example, on the left hand side of the room, was Selphie and Olette, discussing a book in detail, mooning over it, probably another Romance novel that just came out a few days ago, or is suppose to come out sometime this month.... 'Maybe I should join them.. after reading Twilight... I'm hooked!! But..... Wait...... NO!! NO!!! That would dent my reputation!! I'M A TOMBOY!! I DO NOT DO ROMANCE!! Snap out of it Yuffie, just snap out of it!! NO ONE CAN KNOW!! NO ONE!!' Beside them, well more like on the opposite side of them, on the right hand side of the room, Hayner and Pence were hovering over a magazine, they seem to be talking about an upcoming skateboard competition that should be either taking place this weekend... or sometime this, or next, month.... 'I could work with that.. definitely.. skateboarding.... awesome!! Always wanted to learn... but never had the chance to... wanted to spend more time with Vincent.... -sigh-' Last of all, in the back center of the classroom, Tidus and Yuna were whispering about something to one another.... 'DEFINITELY not going to join them... EWWW... they're probably talking about their date tonight or this weekend... YUCK!! DEFINITELY not going anywhere NEAR there!!' Dear god, let the bell ring soon. I don't feel like joining ANY of those groups. NONE of them...

BRING!!!!

Thank GOD the bell rang, thank god my prayers were answered, I won't have to merge in with any of the groups. Out of them all, I have to say, I could probably go best with Hayner and Pence. But Hayner is going to talk about seeing himself winning first prize, I just know it. I hate that. Besides, even if it IS with sports, I'm not 100% into skateboarding, especially since I don't know how to do it, or know anything about if for that fact. So sadly, I can't get into his 'vibe' about it and listen to him prattle on about it endlessly. With Selphie and Olette, my cover would be ruined, or I'd be discovered, or both. Can't let that happen. Definitely not. And with Tidus and Yuna, they're going to ignore my existence and go lovey-dovey on each other. Just disgusting. Going to my seat, I plop myself onto the chair and get my pencil case and books out, being EXTREMELY carefully not to let anyone see New Moon hidden inside.

I tried to appear..... NORMAL.... if that was possible. I knew that everyone would notice that something was wrong, well at least those that knew me well... enough... would notice....

Already, I could feel Olette, Yuna and Selphie's eyes on my back, clearly thinking: 'What's wrong with Yuffie?'. Damn them for being so observant. Damn them for being my three closest female friends in the world! Can't blame them though. I AM acting weird... I know that. I accept that. Although I can't really do anything about it, because my body won't do exactly what my mind wants me to do. I was taking notes, TAKING ACTUAL NOTES..... IN CLASS...... I was even listening in class.... actually LISTENING to the teacher moaning on, and on, and on about Henry VIII! Anyone with eyes knew I wasn't paying attention. Even I would know!! Though I have to admit, the topic isn't THAT boring.... But six wives is pushing the limit! Seriously! And killing two of them.... that's cruel. Poor people. He might have even killed THREE people... poisoning the first one......

ARGH!

I do not like studying! Unless there's a test coming up! So basically: Yuffie = Not listening in class.

Glancing at the clock, I started tapping my foot impatiently. I WANT THIS CLASS TO BLOODY END FOR GODS SAKE!! I don't care how interesting this topic is, not like I will admit that to ANYONE, I want to get out of here and read New Moon!! That's all I want!! And to bloody kill whoever my secret admirer is!! Strangle his neck and torture him!!! I mean, I haven't talked to Vincent in like... 24 hours!!! A new personal record!! UNACCEPTABLE!!! Olette, Selph and Yuna were still throwing me worried glances, I SERIOUSLY wished they would stop it. As the seconds continued, I started tapping my feet harder, agitated. IS THIS HOW LONG A CLASS USUALLY IS?! IT'S BEEN FOREVER!!

BRING!!!!

THANK GOD!! I hear everyone rushing out of room, heading for their next class. Usually, I would be the same, the first to leave in fact. But now, I'm taking my time. Still being careful that no one would see the book. Slowly, I made my way towards the door, only to see Olette and Selphie leaning against the wall, waiting for me. DAMN THEM!! Out of all the days in the world that they choose to stick by me and annoy me, it had to be today. Just HAD to be didn't it?! Stomping right past them, I could hear their footsteps following by closely, turning around to confront them, they stop at their tracks, "Why are you guys following me?!" I demand.

Olette calmly answer me, staring me right in the eye, "We aren't following you Yuffie, we share Math together, remember? Plus, were you're friends. What's wrong with us hanging out?!"

Selphie chimes in, "Come on Yuff, there's something wrong isn't there? And besides, just like what Olette said, we're you're friends."

"But you're following behind me like you're my minions!!"

"Are not!!" They said simultaneously.

"ARRGGHH!!"

Stomping off, I try to loose them, but I could still hear them following behind me. I was pissed at them. I don't want them following me!! I need to get to that gym!! Turning past a corner, I bump into Reno. The only thing that kept me from falling was that Olette and Selphie caught my arm.

"Yo Yuff!! Was-sup?!" Reno's voice booms in. ARGH. I do NOT have time to deal with him. I swear he's getting on my nerves.

Stealing my arms away from Olette and Selphie, I reply, "Nothing."

I storm away from him, clearly pissed, trying to loose him like a did this morning.... Although I tried to WITHOUT running this time. But like a persistent fly, he kept buzzing around me, and he was getting on my nerves even more than he did this morning. I wanted a fly swapper so bad right now, so I could kill him, swap him to death, then I could be at peace. But no, he kept annoying me, buzzing about things like, "hey, we have math together next right? Wanna sit next to me?" or "Hey, at lunch do you wanna hang out?" WHAT THE HELL IS HE TRYING TO DO?! Bust a move? SERIOUSLY!! I have absolutely NO interest in him. Behind me, I could imagine that Olette and Selph would have question marks dangling all over their heads. They're probably going to bombard me with questions later about him. Damn him for making my life more complicated now!!

Reaching for the Math classroom door, I reached my hand out to get the door knob so I could escape from him, but Reno's hand got to it before I did, and he held the door open for me, just like a driver does for an executively rich boss, or how a butler opens the door to a mansion for the master or guest. I stopped right in-front of it and raised my eyebrow at him, "Ladies first." He said arrogantly, waiting for me to go in.

"Yes, ladies first. What are you waiting for?" It was meant to hurt him. Scar his ego maybe.

I succeeded. He started clutching his heart dramatically, reaching his hand out to his forehead while bending his knees a lot. A typical damsel-in-distress pose. Pushing him out of the way, I walk in ahead of him. Olette and Selphie followed behind me, laughing at Reno was lying their on the floor now. Twitching every few seconds. I slumped into my seat, and the two next to me were soon occupied by Olette and Selphie. Thank god for them right now. I don't want Reno anywhere NEAR me. He just creeps me out!!

A few seconds after we entered the classroom, came in to start class. TIfa and I were friends, sort of. She didn't want to become a teacher. If she had a choice she wouldn't at least. But her dad tricked her into signing a sheet of paper that made her swear she would teach for at least 5 years. So she had absolutely no choice in the matter, she was stuck. Gazing around the classroom, I could see half of the guys going Gaga over her, hearts in their eyes. Feasting over her body no doubt. Tifa was one of THOSE girls, the girls that had bodies to die for, you know, with the curves the bust and all that. Half of the girls in this class were like me, waiting for the curves and no bust. But unlike half of the girls that WERE like me, I'm not desperate for that kind of body. Unless....... 'Does Vincent like a girl with curves?'

Clapping her hands together, TIfa commands our attention back to the front of the classroom. Holding a textbook in one of her hands she gazes at the page and calls out, "Open up Page 50 and do Exercise 12, all of it." Half of the class groan in response to that, the exercise was LONG, 23 questions long.

"But , we can't finish that all today!!" A random boy called out in the front

"Tifa carelessly shrugged and said, "If you can't finish it, it's homework, just like the fact that you have a test on Monday."

"WHAT!!!" The class erupted in protest,

"You got a problem with that?"

"I HAVE A SKATEBOARD COMPETITION THIS WEEKEND!!" Hayner called out.

"Well to bad. I'm sure you can find time to do all your OTHER pieces of homework AND do your skateboard competition no problem. So the choice is yours, fail or pass. Skateboard of study. Not my problem."

Another groan of protest erupts from half of the class, or 3/4s now. Besides me, Olette was already starting the exercise, no doubt she would also be planning her weekend timetable so she could still study AND watch Hayner go to the skateboard competition. She would probably have to bring some of the homework there with her to balance things. Selphie was doing the exercise as well, although, not as focused as Olette is, she would probably be worrying about whether she could fit in reading a new romance story alone with doing all of the homework. Turning back to my textbook, I slowly start to do.... Algebra...

AARRGGGHHH!!

I hate math. Hate it. The first question was 36/x = 9, that I can do, x = 4, easy. And number question 6.) +7+(+6) =13. Especially, 3x + 4y + 7y, you just have to simplify, so it equals, 3x + 13y. Simple as that. Thank god it wasn't something else. Like probability. HATE probability. ITS TO SIMPLE!! It's so simple that my head gets messed up in it!!

Finishing the entire exercise, Olette relaxes in her seat. That was fast. Then again I am already 3/4 done. Looking beside me at Selphie, she was on the lsat question, just about to finish it of. Looking at my work, I could her approaching footsteps, stealing a quick glance up, I could see Tifa coming up to Olette, who had her hand up in the air.

"What's wrong Olette?"

"What do you do when you're done?"

I sweat-drop, the half of the class who wasn't even near halfway groaned.

"Do the next exercise or revise. It's your choice."

Nodding, Olette gets back to working on it. Looking at Hayner, his eyes are on her the entire time, dazed. It's SO OBVIOUS!! The entire school is waiting for him to just bloody admit it!! Hayner is in love with Olette. And I bet she loves him to. Although knowing her, she won't admit it to him, she'd say something like, "IT GOES AGAINST ALL THE RULES OF ROMANCE FOR A GIRL TO CONFESS TO A GUY!!" So were all left with waiting for Hayner to confess to her. Wonder how long that will take, 20 years? Most likely. He gets cold feet whenever he tries. Olette knows, Pence knows, the world knows. Although he doesn't know that.... Poor Pence, he's going to become a third wheel soon.

BRING!!!!

The ready students evacuated the classroom in a hurried rush, leaving only me, Olette and Selphie in the classroom. Everyone rushed out to get food in the cafeteria, so we were the last in the classroom, even Tifa left already. Slowly I tried to loose Olette and Selphie as I made my way to the gym. After reaching the doorway, I turn to look quickly over my shoulder, they were still packing up their bags, talking to one another animatedly, again most likely about a new book. I think I heard the words "Other" "Boleny" and "Girl"... wonder what book that is. "Other Boleyn Girl"? Oh well, time to go to the gym.

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Entering the gym, I head for the storage room. Opening the door, I turn towards the Badminton section. Heading towards the rackets, i sift through them, taking covers off and tossing them all over the ground. Searching desperately for the next clue. Failing to find it, I turn to the shuttlecock containers, deciding between the feathered ones and the non feathered ones, I grabbed the later on and started emptying all of them, finding a message on any of them, scrambling them all over the floor and kneeling down to look carefully at each of them.

"OYE!!! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE?! CLEAN THIS MESS UP!!! NOW!!!"

Cringing, I turn to see Coach Cid glaring at me. Scrambling up, I run past him, heading towards the outdoor basketball court.

"HEY!! GET BACK HERE!! CLEAN THIS MESS UP NOW DARN IT!!! OYE!!!" He call back for me.

No way in hell am I going back there, It's a death trap. Cleaning that up will take me AGES!! And I don't have ages to spare, I have to look for the next clue.... But when?! Coach won't let anyone near the storage room again!! NOOOO!!!

Reaching the outdoor basketball court, I stop to catch my breathe, checking behind me, I''m relieved that he's not following me anymore. Thank God!! Looking down at the court, there are a bunch of girls in the middle, looking worried and agitated. I recognized one of my classmates in the middle. Melanie... or was it Garnet? Anyway, she was the captain of the girls basketball team, and right now she looked really worried. I wonder what about. Feeling my eyes on her, she looks up at me and our eyes meet. Suddenly something crosses through her eyes, flickers for a brief second, just before she called out, "YUFFIE!!!"

My ears were ringing. Rubbing my ears, I try to stop the ringing as she came running towards me. Why? Were not really even friends, not even acquaintances, I don't even remember her name!!"

"YUFFIE!! I NEED YOU TO DO ME A HUGE HUGE FAVOR!! PLEASE!!!! PPLLEEAASSEE YUFFIE PLEASE!!!!"

"Okay, okay, turn it down an octave, what?"

"Can you join the girls basketball team?"

"Huh?" was my genius response.

"Join the girls basketball team. Please? We NEED someone your height for the right wing. Our previous player quit this morning, and you're a PERFECT replacement!! So will you? PLEASE? PPLLEEAASSEE?!"

"Umm.... okay?" What else could I say? Honestly? She was leaning so close that her nose was touching mine, and she was on her toes. Her eyes were like firecrackers, bright and excited type.

"YOU WILL?! THANK YOU YUFFIE THANK YOU!!! It won't be a problem, I've seen you play before. You can do it!! You were great at basketball during PE anyway!! You'll fit right in!!"

"Umm... Okay...." was, again, my genius response. Did she have to be so excited about it? And how was I going to find time to look for the next clue?! SERIOUSLY?!

"Great, come here at lunch, the other girls might want to see just HOW good you are. But don't worry, I have utmost confidence in you, so I'm sure you'll be accepted." she said with a huge grin, "So we'll see you at lunch? Well I'll see you next period anyway, but you'll come at lunch anyway right?"

"Sure... why not..."

"THANK YOU YUFFIE!! REALLY!! THANK YOU SO MUCH!!"

"It's okay, umm... Can you let go of me now?" I was suffocating, she was breaking my rib cage with her bear hug, "I CAN'T BREATHE!!!" I cry out.

"Oops, sorry, anyway. See you lunch Yuffie!!" she cried out again before running back towards the rest of her team.

Just great. What have I gotten myself into? Now HOW am I going to find time to look for the next clue?! Seriously!!

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A.N: Okay, I will update as soon as possible, I know what happens next. Sorry it was slight late, I DID finish it before, but it got deleted. And i know, pathetic excuse, but sadly, it's the truth. It was done on Monday =.= oh well.. it will be done soon :P And just like I promised!! Longer XD