Chapter 1 – Where is Vancouver?

Naruto groaned as he opened his eyes, come to think of it... when did he close his eyes? As this thought popped into his head, Naruto jumped up from the ground he was laying down to see he was in a world that was just... plain white.

"What? Where am I? Where are Kakakshi-sensei, Sakura-chan and Sasuke-teme?" Naruto wondered out loud as he began to run forward only to realise the scenery wasn't changing. Naruto stopped panting and confused as hell.

"Greetings Uzumaki Naruto." A voice spoke behind Naruto, the blond turned around quickly to face-

"Uchiha Itachi?" Naruto asked confused as to why Sasuke's brother was there. 'Itachi' jumped in joy.

"Do I really look like Itachi? That's great! You don't know how long it took me to grow my hair as long as his and I kept poking my eye when placing the contacts on." The fake Itachi babbled, and continued to talk about never getting the lines on his, hers? It's? Face and that they wasted heaps of bandaids making the Akatsuki outfit. Naruto sweat dropped, who the hell is this wacko?

"Shut up! Who are you?" Naruto yelled making the fake Itachi stare at him then give him a smile that kinda seemed to fit Orochimaru (you know that pedo look?).

"Oops, sorry about that Naru-chan ("Naru-chan?"), but we can't talk much right now cause you have to go to Vancouver and discover a world far ahead than yours." Naruto was confused. Vancouver? Discover a world far ahead than mine? Was this person high?

"What? Where is Vancouver?" Naruto asked as a white light began to cloud his vision. Before he passed out again he heard the fake Itachi's voice again.

"You'll find out, bye-bye Naru-chan!"

-

Naruto jumped up again to find himself in front of a nice looking house, but it was a lot different than the ones you find in Konoha. Huh? Where am I now? Naruto thought.

"Bye you guys! See ya tomorrow!" Called a voice behind the blond ninja, turning he saw a girl with long brown hair that went just past her shoulders waving to two people as they walked away.

"Yeah, bye Miranda!" They called back and then continued their way down the street. The girl named Miranda walked forward and didn't seem to notice Naruto who was standing at the front of her house. Naruto opened his mouth to say something as she approached him until she walked right past him, no wait, let me re-phrase that... she walked right through him. Naruto jumped, she walked though him like he wasn't there!

"Holy crap, I'm dead! No! I'm dead!" screamed Naruto as he began to run around in circles until he was pulled backwards as the girl walked into the house. What? It was then Naruto noticed a red string attached to his wrist that was connected to the girl. Naruto, curious, followed the girl knowing that there was nothing else to do in unfamiliar grounds.

"I'm home!" Miranda called out; in response a boy came through a door in the hallway eating a bag of chips and had a bored look on his face.

"Mum went to the shops and won't be back for awhile." The boy said and then returned back to the room he came from. Miranda rolled her eyes and then began to walk up the stairs that was in the middle of the house.

"Nice to see you too Ben." She muttered; Naruto followed her, mind swimming with thoughts as to why she can't see, hear or even feel him (not in a perverted way! ."). The girl walked into a room that had posters of... cartoon characters? But that wasn't what caught Naruto's attention; at a wall right above the girl's bed was a giant scroll of Team 7 and Iruka-sensei! Is this girl a stalker? She doesn't look like one... Naruto mused as he turned to face Miranda who sat at a desk and turned on a screen and it lit up flashing a few colours on to the screen. After a few minutes and some clicking noises the screen turned white.

"Urgh! Finally, I swear this old piece of junk gets slower every day." Miranda complained; Naruto walked closer to her gazing over her shoulder to look at what she was looking at. ? What's that? Naruto knew no one would tell him now so he continued to watch her click on a few links on the website. Finally she opened a file that had writing on it; she squealed and leaned forward to read. Naruto also moved closer to read the title.

"Ramen Kisses?" Naruto said out loud and began to read the story, unaware just yet that he was reading... yaoi.

Muahahaha! Poor Naruto! XD

Anyway, I hope you like this chapter, next Sasuke is sent to another part of the world. Just to let you know there are NO Naruto characters hooking up with the OCs in this story so you can sigh in relief now ^^. Yep, so I hope you continue reading this Fanfic as they will be introduce to yaoi, yuri, AUs, lemons and even cosplay!

~ L-H