Author Note: I will try to update as fast as possible, not easy and sorry if it takes forever sometimes, I work on it everyday. And I AM Sorry if it's taking forever, I understand how annoying it is when a story doesn't update for a while. I get that a lot. Pisses me off to.

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In the Previous Chapter:

"SHIT THEY HEARD US!!" The first voice shouted, panicked.

"RUN!!" Gritting my teeth and clenching my fist, I burst through the door and run up to where the sound came from. Bumping into 2 boys at the same time. Whoever I hit landed on the floor, butt first.

"HEY WATCH WHERE YOU'RE GOING!!"

That did it. That hit my last nerve. "YOU HAVE THE FUCKING NERVE TO SAY THAT TO ME YOU PERVERTED BASTARD!!!!" Both boys looked wide-eyed at me, going pale to quickly I should think. Wouldn't surprise me if they had no more blood in their veins. Serves them right. "YOU PERVERTED BASTARDS ARE GOING TO LEARN A LESSON!! YOU HEAR ME?!?!" I screamed, their ears should be ringing by now to.

"What's a GIRL going to do to us? You're probably another weakling, just like the lot. Girl's only good point is there body!!"

If i thought they hit my last nerve before. I wonder what that remark hit.

"What. Do. You. Think. You. Just. Said?!" I calmly asked, emphasizing every letter.

"What's a wimpy pathetic girl gonna do to us macho men?! HUH!!"

That did it.

"YOU SON OF A BITCH!! HOW DARE YOU CALL US QIMPY AND MEASLY!!"

I think they died......

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Ironic Scenario Chapter 5

Standing nervously before the two bodies, I tried to recall what I did to them. All I remember was that they pissed me off. Bad. Next thing I know, they're their lying splatter across the floor. Turning around slowly, I see the whole female basketball team looking wide eyed at me, mouth hanging in shock, eyes the size of a flying saucer.

"Um....So.... Hi?" I try to speak, clearly nervous and frightened.

"Yuffie.. y-you.. you... YOU ABSOLUTELY KILLED THEM!!!" Garnet shouts out.

Nervously again, I take another step back, "They pissed me off with their sexist remark... and for being a peeking tom... It was an accident..." And before I knew it, all of the girls from the team were swarming around me, clearly happy, I felt myself being lifted over the ground and turned around in circles, all of them laughing and Happy.

Did I miss something?

Melanie grabbed my hands and started gushing out what I did, "You were A-M-A-Z-I-N-G!! I mean, as soon as they said that sexist remark, you were grabbing them both by the collar and beating them to a PULP!! You started bashing their heads against each other, and throwing each of them on the floor. When they tried to make a come-back you would kick their asses till they hit that tree there!!" she pointed to a bad-shaped looking tree that was located at a reasonably close, yet far, distance from the changing room. I mentally sweat-drop, I didn't realize that I hit them so hard... or threw them so far for that matter. But they pissed me off. They deserved it. AND THEY WERE SEXIST!! They deserved all the pain that they got from it!! May they rot in hell!! MWAUAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Grinning triumphantly, I turn over to Garnet and said, "They deserved it! I HATE sexist!! REALLY!!"

Laughing Melanie nodded her head venomously with my statement.

"YO!! Yuffie!!" Someone called out, turning around, Reno was running over to me waving, in matrix form. Going in SSSLLLOOOWWW motion. Extending his arms out in a form of a waiting hug. I think he expected me to run into them.

"Uhuh, how can I help you?" I replied nonchalantly, earning a couple of glares from the team I think. I could see some of them going 'goo goo gaa gaa' over him. EEWWW! No offense, I have very peculiar taste in guys: Vincent.

"I was hoping that maybe I could walk you over to your next cla--"

"That won't be necessary." Someone interrupted him. Looking over Reno's shoulder, I see Vincent. Reno followed my eye sight and turned to meet him.

"Yo VINCE! What's up my man?"

"Nothing."

"I-I see. Um. I was just asking Yuffie if I could walk her to h---"

"And as I said, that won't be necessary."

Everyone stared at him in shock.

"Shall we go Yuffie?" Vincent asked me.

"Sure." I replied. I never knew I said it. I was beyond shocked. HOW THE HELL DID HE KNOW I WAS HERE?!

As soon as we got far enough that no one could hear us, I hissed to him, "how the hell did you know I was there?!'

Shrugging he calmly replied, "That's a surprise."

Glaring at him, I take a step right in front of him, blocking his way forward, "Answer me Mister."

Smirking slightly, he doesn't reply but finds a way to go past me. Yet again.

"OY!!! TELL ME!!" I shout.

He merely waved at me and kept walking.

"VINCENT!!"

"Come on Yuffie. We are going to be late for class if we don't hurry."

Stopping short, my genius response was, "Huh?"

"We have 5 minutes to get to class."

"F-FIVE MINUTES?! ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! FIVE MINUTES!?!?!?!?!?!?!"

"Let's go Yuffie. So we won't be late."

"OYE!! SLOW DOWN ALREADY!!"

I ran to try to catch up with him. Near failing.

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Groggily leaving the school, I head over to the outdoor court again. What did Vincent mean about a stupid Surprise?! I must know. And I must find the stupid next clue.

Heading into the changing room, I open the door only to be greeted by a shower of confetti, "WELCOME TO THE TEAM YUFFIE!!!"

I blinked in shock. What was happening?

Garnet skips up in front of everyone and shows me a team uniform that looks like what everyone was wearing, but it had my last name on the back. And a number underneath it. 5. My favorite number.... I felt so touched....

"Now come on Yuffie! It's CELEBRATION time!!! WE HAVE A NEW TEAMMATE!! LETS WELCOME HER TO THE FAMILY EVERYONE!!"

Everyone was laughing, smiling. And I smelled a cake..... and cookies.

Making space in the middle of the room, there was a table with a 2 layered chocolate cake, and plates of cookies around it. Aside from bottles of soda around it. And the plastic cups of course.

"How did you get so much in such a short time?" I asked. It's just been like an hour since I was here. And now all of this?

"We had free period. Some of us. Well more like half of us really." Melanie replied.

"LET'S DIG IN ALREADY!! I'M STARVED!!" Someone shouted, Rikku emerges from the crowd clutching her stomach, "Let's eat!!"

Everyone bursted into another stream of laughter, following everyone heading towards the table, looking ready to eat the cake and cookies... that's an understatement, they looked like they were about to devour it.

"YUFFIE HAS TO HAVE THE FIRST BITE!!" Melanie shouted from beside me, smiling at the rest of her team, "She's the newbie!! Remember when you were one to?"

"Hai hai." They said glumly.

Reluctantly I followed as Garnet dragged me towards the table, through the mass of people waiting for me to do the stunt.

"BLOW THE CANDLES!!"

Without realizing it, there were 5 candles on the cake, like it was my 5th Birthday party. With grownup girls all around me, and I was the only kid. The youngest of the lot.

Blowing out hard on the candles, a moment of silence soon passed. Only to be once more followed by a cheering of applause.

However.

Someone pushed my face into the cake.

Silence.

Slowly I raised my head up, blinking away the chocolate from my eyes, smelling frosting on my nose, and tasting sugar on my lip.

Everyone silently looked at one another. No one daring to talk. Waiting for me to respond in some way.

But that was the thing! I didn't know HOW to respond. So I chose the first thing that came in my mind.

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A.N: Sorry again if I don't update often, In any of my stories. And yes this is shorter than the last.