Chapter 2 – M-what?

Sasuke scowled towards the blond, who he found out was named Regina blabbing her mouth out to what she was screaming for, her mobile thingy. Sasuke had very serious thoughts of killing himself for four reasons;

He was bounded towards a talkative mistake of a girl

He could not KILL said girl

He was stuck in a bright pink room which burnt his eyes

He failed to kill Itachi

When Sasuke woke up in a strange white world he notice Itachi smiling close by, without thinking Sasuke attacked him (it) only to be blinded with a white hearing high pitched screams.

"GAH! SASUKE YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSE TO ATTACK ME!! WAAAHH!!!!" Then... it was silence. Now Sasuke was stuck with an annoying girl by a red string which he couldn't bite off in a place called London. So he is planning to strangle himself.

"Hey I have to go; I want to read some smexy m-preg. I love you." M-what? And with that Regina hung up her pink cell phone (who saw that coming?) and picked up her, yes you guess.... wrong. Her red laptop and started to type quickly. After a few minutes, the blond clapped her hands and crossed her legs as she got comfy on her hot pink bed (XD).

"Yes! Now to continue reading "We are going to be fathers?" this must be the chapter Naruto tells Sasuke." Naruto tells Sasuke? Naruto tells me what? The Uchiha began to ponder if going near the girl was worth the answer of his questions, not only that but it will tell him what m-preg or whatever means. Sasuke slowly approached the girl and looked over should to read "We are going to be fathers?"

INSIDE FANFIC:

Naruto sweated profoundly as he felt Sasuke's dark obsidian eyes bore holes into him.

"Naruto just spit it out, what is going on?" Sasuke spoke, his deep heavenly voice filled with worry and frustration. Naruto looked up, scared as hell. He opened his mouth only to close it and then open it again.

"Sasuke... do you... do you remember that time when we had... you know?" Sasuke only nodded, he remembered that. How could he not? It was the best time of his life; he thought it was also Naruto's too. Maybe he was wrong and now Naruto is regretting it?

"Well... A, a few days ago I found out I was... I was..." Naruto couldn't bring himself to say it. He could say it to Kakashi-sensei but not Sasuke.

"Your what?" Sasuke asked getting impatient. Naruto gulped and mumbled something under his breath, but Sasuke couldn't hear him and told him to speak louder. Naruto mumble a little louder this time but not enough.

"Usuratonkachi! Speak normally!"

"I SAID I'M PREGNANT!!" Naruto yell tears coming out-

OUT OF FANFIC:

"WHAT THE HELL?!" Sasuke yelled as he slammed his back against the bright pink wall, his eyes as wide as basketballs, no maybe even LARGER! He... he... he got Naruto pregnant?! Naruto of all people and how was that even possible? Naruto is a guy... is he?

"Aww... Poor Naruto" Regina giggled as she leaned closer to the screen. Sasuke shivered from where he cowered.

Who the hell ARE these... these.... MONSTERS?!?!

Now poor Sasuke, sorry about the OC, Regina, in this I just made her up while listening to 'Waka Laka' just now XD

Next victim Sakura Haruno and she faces... &%#$. Muahahaha!!!

Thanks to those who reviewed, I'm surprised that happened XD

~ L-H