This is the spawn of conversations between my boyfriend and I as he plays the last parts of Fable: TLC over and over again. Rated for Jack's cursing... ^_^
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"Hero...oh Hero...", he purred from my pocket again. I grasped on my back for my sword. Even though he was defeated and safely sealed away in the mask, his voice still made me want to lop his leathery head off over and over again.
"Hero, Heeeero, Heeeeeeero, Heeeer-"
I yanked him out of my pocket and glared at the eye holes in the mask.
"I'M RIGHT HERE, WHAT DO YOU WANT JACK?"
I could almost see the invisible eyes in the mask light up.
"We're on a bridge Hero!"
My eyes twitched irritably as I looked over the bridge I had just been walking over. He cackled at my expression. I walked over to the side of the bridge and tossed him over.
"HEY, I WAS ONLY JOKING AROUND HERO. COME IN HERE AND GET ME OUT, IT'S FUCKING FREZZING IN HERE"
I knew he would be able to find something to posses to get him out and back to my home in Hook Coast, so I didn't worry to much. At least it would be quite tonight.
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If you like where I could go with this, tell me and I'll try and write more ^^
