A/N: I'm back in Black. Here's part 2 to a story that everyone has probably forgotten about because it's been so long. Thanks to random raptor who reviewed another story of mine (Isla Nuclear there's a shill for that story) and motivated me to get back to writing this.

Director: In order for this movie to work we need a celebrity cameo. Dave find me the nearest celebrity.

Later on Marge is going out to get the mail and behind some bushes the cameras are rolling.

Marge: Let's see Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill(Dollar Bill) Bill, Bill, BILL! (Bill Cosby walks by and waves and doesn't say a word and keeps walking)

Director from behind the bushes: And cut. Perfect.

Back at their studio they are going through editing.

Director: Make sure you make Moe Syszlak look like a big jerk.

Editor: But your paying me to edit.

Director: Fine make Barney appear like an alcoholic. There is one thing this Movie still needs and that is Kids. People think kids are cute and they draw money. Besides these former child stars aren't so cute anymore. (He points to a naked man sleeping on a couch, another man is passed out with a bottle of Jack Daniels next to him, some real fat woman is stuffing her face with cake, some man is snorting cocaine, and finally one man looks like he is about 100).

Editor: When were you a child star 1930.

Old Man: 1997.

Director: Here we go this is perfect Springfield Elementary. Let's pack up and go.

Editor: Uh we never unpacked.

Director: Can you just make Edna Krabappel appear desperate and lonely?

They head out and pose as teachers to get into the school. On their way in they get stopped by a medal detector. Skinner and Superintendent Chalmers are watching it.

Skinner: Hold on there why do you have a gun?

Man: Oh you got me. (He leaves) (He comes back a few seconds later)

Skinner: Why do you have a knife now?

Man: Uh Science Experiment.

Skinner: Oh very well carry on. These new Teacher Medal Detectors are working great.

Chalmers: Yes Teacher related accidents are down 41% since last year.

The Cameramen do get in and stand up in the back. They are led into the Auditorium.

Skinner: We are very pleased to have a special guest with us tonight. He has been called Earth's best friend. Ladies and Gentleman Al Gore. (Everyone applauds)

Al Gore: Thank you very much. Now you kids probably know me more recently from my Global warming film An Inconvenient Truth or maybe my lesser known Educational film on Wisdom teeth An Inconvenient Tooth. Today I am here to teach you the truth. You have always grown up thinking that there were just Animals and Plants. This Film will teach you a third main group.

The film starts rolling a man with a happy voice starts talking.

Happy Sounding Man: Some scientists now believe there are three main groups. Plants (Shows a Flower smiling with a smiling sun shining on it) Animals (Shows a smiling deer eating some grass and all of a sudden the man's tone changes to a real evil sound) and then Man (the background is surrounded by flames the deer gets shot dead. They step on and squish the smiling flower. They then cut down all of the trees who were smiling and their eyes turn to X's and they get dragged back to the truck and cut up more).

After the film is over Al Gore starts speaking again.

Al Gore: I hope you learned your lesson that all humans are polluters. (Bart raises his hand)

Bart: Even me.

Al Gore: Especially you. Now go home and tell your parents that they are evil polluting bastards. Now any questions? (Everyone raises their hand) I'm not going to answer any of your questions I just wanted to see how many people would raise their hands. Thank you for your time.

Outside the School Lisa was talking to Al Gore.

Lisa: I'm a big admirer of yours Mr. Ex Vice President.

Al Gore: Please just call me Mr. Gore. I just wish there were more people in Palm Beach Florida like you.

Lisa: Can I have your Autograph sir?

Al Gore: You know I would but I don't use paper because it hurts the trees and environment. But I'll be thinking about you now if you excuse me I need to get in my private jet.

He gets in his big private jet and when it starts a whole bunch of exhaust comes out the back and burns a nearby bird. All of the kids cough as the plane takes off.

Back at the Director's trailer everybody is trying to put the final touches on the film.

Director: Ok we have one more scene to film and it will be our most expensive shot yet.

Later they have a cheap background with a picture of a beach on it.

Director: You see this cheap beach background was our original idea but we have a better Idea.

They go to the beach. They strap a Pointy backpack for a camera on the cameraman's back.

Director: This scene will be filmed entirely underwater. Try to find a couple of sexy ladies to film. This film needs sex appeal. If you don't find any good looking women then use your own legs. Here's a razor.

They set the cameraman up in the water and he starts swimming towards a group of people. Ralph is playing on the beach and sees the pointy backpack that looks like a shark fin.

Ralph: Penguin. (Everybody gets startled at the sound of that and start coming out of the water)

A life guard who looks alot like Roy Scheider starts blowing his whistle and hurries everybody out of the water. When everybody is out they look back and the cameraman washes up onto the shore flopping like a fish.

Girl: Ahhh a cameraman. (Everybody gets back into the water even after a real shark fin is swimming around near the shore)

Roy Scheider look alike: What are you doing here?

Later on everyone involved in the movie is pacing frantically.

Director: We got to put the finishing touches on this film now. Our cover has been blown so it will only be a matter of time before they come storming in.

They turn on the TV to see Kent Brockman reporting about them.

Kent Brockman: So yes we have all been getting filmed for a movie behind our back. Luckily we've obtained footage of their trailer where they are located.

At Moe's bar

Moe: Those dirty rats. Words can't express my outrage at this. (Lenny and Carl walk in)

Lenny: Hey Moe you look angrier than usual.

Moe: Watch the bar for me.

Carl: Jeez we go on vacation together for one week and the whole town has gone mad. (Barney comes out with a gun)

Barney: Watch the bar for me.

Meanwhile the Simpsons are watching Kent Brockman on TV.

Marge: That would explain why yesterday those weird people came by taking pictures of me.

As soon as she says this those same people come by their house.

Guy: No we just think your hot.

Homer: That would also explain when I almost fell on a rake some guy who looked like me came by and fell on the rake first. (Homer starts to drink a beer when some guys yell out "Stunt Double". A Stunt double who looks like Homer goes and grabs a beer and chugs it down and the he and the Cameramen leave)

Homer: Marge did you see that he chugged in place of me. (He goes to the closet where the kids hang up their coats and grabs a gun). I saved this just for a situation when I was getting secretly filmed in a movie.

Marge: (Looking very worried) Homer what are you doing?

Homer: Marge, (Looking very intense) I'm going to take out the trash. (He cocks his gun)

After Homer takes out the trash he drives off towards the director's trailer.

Just about everybody in Springfield is driving towards the trailer. Many people with guns, grenades, and some people are driving tanks.

They all arrive at the trailer.

Moe knocks on the door.

Man: Who is it?

Moe: Your murderer.

Man: One second please.

The Director came out

Director: Your too late the movie is already being made whether you like it or not. (Laughs evilly)

Skinner: Why are you so cold hearted?

Director: I'm sorry I wasn't always like this but a few years I was getting married.

flashback

Minister: I Josephine take Mark to be my wedded husband til death do us part.

Josephine: I Josephine take Mark to be my wedded husband til death do us part. (She then pulls a gun out and kills herself)

end of flashback

Mark: I vowed to never get married again.

Everyone is crying after that story.

Moe: That story didn't explain anything yet I'm still crying.

Drederick Tatum: I'm sorry I bit your ear off. Here you go (He gives the Cameraman's ear back) I know someone who can put that back on.

End of Part 2