Author's Note: It's time for another Mini Brawl! The second episode is inspired by the classic Road Runner cartoons as Wario is seen trying to capture Sonic the Hedgehog. Enjoy!

Episode 2: Catching Sonic

The scene shows a vast desert canyon where below two dust clouds can be seen moving through the valley. When getting a closer look, it is revealed to see Wario chasing after the fastest thing alive, Sonic. The camera then cuts to Sonic as he comes to a complete stop. On the screen near the hedgehog it shows the statement in bold letters "Sonic (speedius hegdehogius)." Sonic then began to pick up speed again he was back to running at full force. The camera now pans over to Wario, who also comes to a complete stop. The words just like the ones shown for Sonic have appeared only under different lettering that make out to be "Wario (greedius oafius)." Wario then regains his speed as he continues to chase after the hedgehog. The two kept running through the desert, until Wario was starting to get ried.

Wario: Hold on-a! Let-a me catch-a my breath-a!

Sonic stopped for a moment as Wario breathed heavily while sweating with his hands on his knees. Five minutes have passed as Sonic looked at his watch impatiently.

Sonic: Come on man! Sonic the hedgehog wants to get this sketch over with.

Wario: Okay! I'm-a good to-a go.

With that Wario and Sonic go back to their previous chase. Sonic smirks as he knows that that fatso will never catch up to him, but looks ahead to see something that makes him come to a screeching halt. It is a dead end as he is now on the edge of a cliff. Wario stops and laughs sinisterly as he attempts to grab the speedy rodent.

Wario: End of-a the line-a hedgehog! I've-a finally got-a you!

Sonic then smiles as he points to where Wario is standing.

Sonic: You know, Sonic doesn't think it's a good idea for you to stand there.

Wario looks at him in confusion and looks down from his stop. He screamed and widened his eyes as he realized he was standing on nothing and was in the middle of the air. He then gulps as his lower body and his head, not before his neck stretched out, goes down. He makes his signature yell as he continues to fall until he lands on the ground in a small puff of smoke. While observing, Sonic sticks his tongue out and makes some beeping noises before running off in the opposite direction at supersonic speed.

Wario is now seen pondering behind a boulder while his clothes we torn and was bruised all over.

Wario: Ah-ha!

He then pulled out a rolled up piece off paper and unrolled to reveal a blueprint. On the blueprint was a diagram of Sonic eating a pile of random food as Wario hiding beneath a rock while lighting a rope of some kind that led all the way to the pile of food.

Wario: Hmm? Now-a what do-a hedgehogs like-a to eat-a?

He continued to ponder until he thought of something. The screen then fades to Wario putting a pile of chilidogs on the road as he hid a stick of dynamite in it. Hw then tiptoed all the way to a nearby rock while snickering to himself. When he was behind the stone, he got out a match as he prepared to light the stick.

Wario: Lets-a see how-a that rat-a likes his-a hotdogs now-a!

Sonic is then seen running on the road until he comes to a complete stop before the pile of chilidogs.

Sonic: All right! Sonic the hedgehog is starving!

He began to rapidly gobble up all the dogs as Wario lit the match. He watched, as the fuse got closer to the pile with a sinister smile on his face. It got to the pile as Wario covered his ears and closed his eyes, but nothing happened unbeknownst to Wario as Sonic finished up the last chilidog.

Sonic: Delicious!

Sonic then continued running as Wario opened his eyes. He took his fingers out of his ears as he looked towards where Sonic was running completely baffled.

Wario: I-a don't understand-a?

He walked over to the dynamite stick and picked it up while looking at it angrily.

Wario: It-a was supposed-a to explo…

The stick then exploded in front of Wario in a huge explosion. When the dust settled, Wario was seen covered in black smoke and dazed.

Wario is now seen completely healed in the desert as he rubbed his hands together in glee.

Wario: So that-a hedgehog likes-a chilidogs eh?

He then got out a huge hotdog bun and placed on the ground as he covered himself in chili.

Wario: Well-a then he'll-a love this-a one!

He then went inside the roll as he closed it up and waited patiently for his trap to be in motion. Sonic's trail is seen in distance as he comes towards Wario's position. He runs past it but then backs up to see the huge marvel.

Sonic: That's the biggest chilidog Sonic has ever seen! Too bad I'm already full from that previous pile I ate earlier.

Sonic dashed off as Wario poked his head up. His face begins to turn red and build up steam as he growls in annoyance.

Snorlax: Snore?

Wario hears the voice and looks up to see a huge Snorlax standing right in front off him. It then grabs the bun as he licks his chops.

Snorlax: Laaaaaaax!

Wario screams as Snorlax prepares to deavour the giant "chilidog." As soon as it was in his mouth, the screen cuts to a Meowth hanging on to a tree branch with a phrase written below it that says "Hang in there, baby!" while playing intermission music.

The scene then ends as it now shows what appears to be a giant Rube Goldburg machine. The camera pans through the contraption as it is revealed to be made from many items used in Brawl that include a gooey bomb, Mr. Saturn, and even an Unira. It then cuts to Wario, who is now covered in bandages, putting on the finishing touches while standing next to a crate that said "Smash Inc." Wario giggles a bit but then breaks out in his trademark laugh.

Wario: This is-a sure to-a work. Once-a I hit-a the koopa shell-a, it will-a knock over-a the beam-a sword which-a will cause-a the fan-a to…eh…cause-a all this-a other random-a stuff to-a happen until the-a anvil falls-a down and-a crushes that-a rat for-a good!

He then heard a familiar sound as he knocked the koopa shell, which caused the chain reaction to take place. The string of the anvil was cut as Sonic came closer to being under it. The anvil fell down at full force, but Sonic ran through just in time for the anvil to fall on the ground. This caused Wario to stomp up and down as he cried, but then settled down to realize something.

Wario: At-a least I-a didn't get-a hurt!

He stood there proudly, when out of nowhere a bunch of Raticates mauled him as a dust cloud formed with the Pokemon attacking him and Wario screaming for help.

The scene now fades to a huge cliff as Wario is standing in front of it with a paintbrush and some bottles of paint as he dips his brush into one of them. He then proceeds to paint on the wall what appears to be a tunnel although it looks three dimensional like it's going to a nearby city. He then paints a sign above the painted tunnel that says "Sonic Convention This Way". When he is finished, Wario gave a nod of satisfaction.

Wario: This-a had better-a work!

Wario then rushed over to a nearby boulder and hid behind as he could see Sonic approaching. When Sonic got to the supposed dead end, he noticed the tunnel way and the sign as he examined both of them with a smile on his face.

Sonic: Sweet! A convention dedicated to yours truly! Sonic the hedge won't let his fanboys down!

He dashed towards the passage as Wario watched with a widened smile on his face as he knows that he has him now. He is then left in shock as he sees Sonic going through the painting as if it was real.

Wario: No! It cant-a be!

Wario jumped out of his hiding place and reared back. He then ran at full force towards his fake tunnel before coming to a complete stop.

Wario: No, no, no! I'm-a not going-a to fall-a for that-a trick.

He taps the wall lightly while smirking before he notice a bunch of Pokeys coming his way. He was completely surprised to see them going through the "tunnel" like Sonic did. A koopa named Kolorado is now seen walking towards the fake passage with a couple of other koopa explorers.

Kolorado: Tally ho gentlemen!

Wario was further bamboozled too see them go through it like any other tunnel. A marching band made up of all kinds of creatures encountered in Dreamland came towards Wario's direction while playing the tune to "Gourmet Race" as they went through without any trouble at all. Wario is now seen with an expression that means that he has had it.

Wario: That's-a it! I'm-a going through-a!

He dashed towards the tunnel, only to have him crash into the wall while leaving a huge dent in it. Wario groaned as he fell down in pain. What he didn't know was that the vibration that he caused when he crashed into the wall caused a boulder that was perched on top of the cliff was losing its balance. It lost its balance and tumbled down the cliff. All Wario could do was widen his eyes in fear as he held up a picket sign that said "Mommy!" before he was crushed under the weight off the boulder.

Instead of a vast desert terrain, it now shows a grassy field like environment as it shows a poorly constructed booth with even poorly written words on top of it that stated "Free Sonic game copy!" A figure that looked like Sonic then approached the booth.

Sonic Like Figure: Oh boy! A free Sonic game! I hope its "Shadow the Hedgehog"!

Wario then appeared from behind the booth with a gun in his hand while breathing heavily and an insane look on his face. It seemed that he has had enough.

Sonic Like Figure: Hey man, what are you…

Wario fired his gun at the figure before he even finished his sentence. He fell down to the ground and didn't get back up.

Wario: I-a did it. I-A DID IT! I-A FINALLY GOT-A THAT RODENT-A OUT OF-A MY HAIR-A!

While he was laughing like mad to himself and dancing around like crazy, a familiar figure came up to the booth. Wario turned around and was horror stricken to see that it was Sonic alive and well.

Wario: But, but I-a thought I-a…

Sonic: What's your problem man? You just shot one of Sonic the Hedgehog's fanboys!

Wario: Fanboy?

He looked down to see that it was just a dorky kid who was dressed up Sonic on the ground with blood dripping from his chest. Wario stood there for a moment, began to water up and bawled into tears.

Wario: WHY-A CAN'T I-A EVER CACTH-A YOU, YOU-A LITTLE PEST-A!?

Wario's tear fest was cut short as he was swooped up by a net and saw himself surrounded by a bunch of policeman.

Policeman: Mister Wario, you're coming with us. You're being charged with the murder of an innocent pedestrian.

Wario: WAIT!!! I-a can't go-a to jail-a! I'll lose-a all my-a money! NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Sonic watched as Mario's rival got carried away by the fuzz, until he stuck out his tongue and made beeping noises while running off into the opposite direction. While running through the woods, he turned to the camera.

Sonic: Just remember kids that no one, and I mean no one can catch Sonic the…

He was cut short as he crashed into an iron cage that closed up on him. He groaned as he got up and put his hands on the steel bars.

Sonic: What the?

From a nearby bush, Solid Snake emerged from it while snickering and smiling.

Snake: I finally captured that little nuisance! Now I can take him home and see what he tastes like!

Sonic yelped in fear as Snake picked up the cage and carried it with him.

Sonic: Come on Snake! Don't you recognize me? It's your old buddy Sonic the Hedgehog!

Snake: I know!

Sonic: This is so not cool! Let Sonic the Hedgehog go! HELP ME MY TRUSTED FANBOYS!

Sonic screamed at the top of his lungs while trying to get out until it faded to black.

It then shows a drum with the words "That's All Folks!" while it was playing the Looney Tunes end theme. King Dedede then burst out of the drum while waving his hand towards the audience.

Dedede: R-R-R-R-Rakka Frackka!

End chapter.

Author's Note: Poor Wario. All he wanted to do was catch that pesky hedgehog because in reality, the Smashers hate Sonic the hedgehog. If you didn't get the reference at the end, King Dedede was parodying Porky Pig. Until the next Mini Brawl, Review Away!