Author's Note: Time for another adventure from those rascally Smashers. This is the very first holiday special for the series as the cast gathers together to celebrate Valentine's Day. Love and romance are in the air for this special. Enjoy!

Episode 3: A Smashy Valentine's Spectacular

The episode begins as we see a snazzy looking limo driving up to a very fancy restaurant. It pulls up to the restaurant as the chauffer, who in this case is Mr. Game and Watch, gets out of his seat and opens the back door. Coming out of the door are Mario, Link, and Pikachu looking very sharp and well dressed while also wearing blinfolds.

Mario: Oh boy-a! We look-a so great-a! I can't-a wait for-a my blind-a date! Although, I-a have a feeling-a who its-a going to-a be!

Pikachu: Yeah! So do I!

Link simply nodded and grunted as their chauffer guided them into the restaurant. There was a ton of people in there, smooching, making engagements, or arguing.

Mario: Good-a evening sir. We're-a here for-a our "special-a" dates.

Waiter: Oh yes! You're the party of three! Right this way gentleman!

He then guided each of them to their respected tables and pulled out their seats. As soon as they sat down, they removed their blindfolds so they could see their dates. However, when they did remove their blindfolds, them and their dates formed shocked looks on their faces. It seems that they got a little mixed up, as Mario was with Jigglypuff, Link was with Peach, and Pikachu was with Zelda.

Mario: Weeeeeell-a…this is-a awkward.

The two just sat there, while Mario tapped his fingers on the table and Jigglypuff just staring at him.

Mario: So-a…are you-a good kisser?

Jigglypuff: Jiggly!

She then used her pound attack on Mario's face, leaving a red mark on his cheek as he rubbed it.

Mario: Okay! Sorry I-a asked.

It then cuts to the table with Link and Peach.

Peach: You know, when I'm on a date with Mario, he would always read me a poem.

She then looked at the Hylian, expecting him to comply. He kept looking at the pampered princess, until she cleared her throat. Link rolled his eyes as he got out a piece of paper, wrote something on it, and handed it to Peach.

Peach: Oh, how sweet! But I expected better from you!

Link groaned as he slumped down in his seat as it cut to Zelda and Pikachu.

Zelda: I appreciate this date but, I'm not too fond of rodents.

Pikachu: Oh thanks a lot bitch!At least show some respect dammit!

Zelda: Please! If you don't speak English, I'm afraid I'll have to take my leave!

Pikachu: I'm a Pokemon you dumbass! We speak our own language! Oh well. At least it's better than getting stuck with Jigglypuff.

He turned to Jigglypuff for a moment, who looked at the yellow mouse like creature for a minute, until she formed the face of the devil as fire erupted behind her and it played demonic music. Pikachu cringed as he turned back to the other Princess.

Pikachu: Now where were we?

Back at the Smash Mansion, all of the villains were at the bar as most of them seemed drunk, expect Wario, as the jukebox played the blues.

Bowser: You know what I have to say about Valentine's Day! It sucks! I mean, no matter how much I do for that Peach bitch, she always falls for that fatass Mario. What a ghip!

Wario: You-a guys are pathetic-a! Sitting-a there getting-a drunk off-a your asses! That's why-a I love my-a money! So-a I don't-a get wasted like-a you bastards!

King Dedede: Rakka Frakka Lakka…

He hiccupped and let out a huge belch before leaning back and collapsing to the floor.

Wolf: That's why they call me a Wolf! Cause I don't need no one! You hear me? You can all just kiss my furry ass!

Ganondorf: I wish my relationship for Disney were stronger than it always is. Sure I enjoy the stylings of Hannah Montana, the Jonas Brothers, and the Cheetah Girls, but we never take it to the next level.

Bowser: Ha Ha Ha! Oh Ganondorf! You're such a pussy! You know that!

In another part of the Smash Mansion, Samus was practicing her moves for the next Samsh Bros match as Solid Snake watched her from behind the corner.

Snake: I still can't believe that beneath that cold armor beats the heart of a hot dame.

Voice: You mean that's a women!?

Snake alarmingly turned around with his gun in hand to see that it was only Captain Falcon.

Falcon: Don't shoot! I didn't mean to pee in the kitchen! How was I supposed to know where the bathroom was?

Snake looked at the racer confusedly as he lowered his gun.

Snake: What are you doing here you idiot?

Captain Falcon was about to respond but paused as he stared at the Foxhound operative blankly.

Falcon: I forgot. I think it had something to do with cheese.

Snake: Well go be stupid somewhere else. I'm trying to see if I can get busy with Samus over there.

He was about to approach the bounty hunter, but the Captain grabbed his arm before he could go any further.

Falcon: Whoaaaaaa! Hold on a second there pal! If anyone's gonna get busy, its gonna be me!

Snake: You!? I think you're to mentally challenged to understand what true love really is, so let me go and let a real man take care of this.

Falcon: Hey! I'm a real man!

Snake: No, you're just a two-year old trapped in a fourty-year old body!

Falcon: Shut up! You're a meany pants!

Snake: At least I quit wearing diapers when I was three!

Falcon: That's not true! I wear Huggies brand. They do wonders for when you have an accident.

Snake: Whatever. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna make my move with Samus over there.

Falcon: Not if I do first!

Falcon ran over to Samus as he giggled like a toddler as Snake groaned.

Snake: He's like that idiot from that long running animated sitcom…only more of a moron.

Samus was still praticing her moves as the F-Zero pilot looked over her shoulder as he approached her with something behind his back.

Falcon: Oh Samus, my sweet cherry. I have a surprise for you!

Smaus stopped was she was doing as she turned to the Captain as she crossed her arms in dissapointment.

Falcon: I promise you, its not underwear. Its…you're very own assist trophy!

Samus took the capsule as she looked at it, and looked at Falcon. Who had an over expressive smile on his face.

Falcon: Go on, open it!

She opened it as it flashed and emerged from it emrged…a Metroid. It chirped as it flew after Samus as she dogded away and fired at it, trying not to let it shuck her strength dry.

Falcon: See? It likes you!

Snake: Hey, Captain!

Captain Falcon turned his head curiously to see Snake was holding an assist trophy.

Snake: Present for ya!

He holds the capsule above him as it opens and out pops Captain Falxon's old long-time rival, Samurai Goroh.

Goroh: Captiiiiiiiiin Falcuuuuuuuuuuun!

Falcon: So we meet at last, whoever you are.

The samurai screams as he charged towards the pilot slashing his sword recklessly as the Captain squealed like a little girl and ran away. Snake meanwhile chuckled at the scene.

Falcon: Two can play at that game!

Snake saw Falcon picking up another assist trophy as he ran and opened to reveal Snake's old comrade turned enemy, Gray Fox.

Gray Fox: Just like old times Snake!

Snake: Gray Fox!

The soldier and the ninja cyborg engaged in battle as the other two continued to evade or vaporize their opponents. In the vegetation area of the Smash Mansion, Donkey Kong was fast asleep, until a strange aroma came up to him and went through the gorilla's nose. He sniffed a bit as he smiled in his sleep.

Donkey Kong: DK smell something good. Like bananas!

He levitated from the ground and towards the source of the aroma as a mysterious shadow crept in the background. The ape finally arrived in the kitchen as he landed in front of a huge pile of bananas with a valentine's note attached to it. He opened his eyes a bit, until they widened at the sight as it played "Hallelujah" in the background.

Donkey Kong: DK was right! It was bananas.

He then pounded his chest and let out a monkey call of some sort until he noticed the card attached to the pile. He picked it up and opened it to see the words "Be my Valentine" written in it.

Donkey Kong: Okay! DK be your Valentine! But DK eats you first!

The gorilla dove into the banana pile, thinking it was the Valentine, as he gobbled and scarfed down all the fruit until he was as big as King K. Rool was. He rubbed his stomach in satisfaction as he let a relieved sigh.

Donkey Kong: That was best Valentine DK ever had!

The ape then noticed that something was rumbling in his stomach. He looked down as he noticed he was getting bigger and bigger. He let out an ape like scream, until he exploded into a bodily mess. The shadow from before came into the kitchen, now covered in blood and organs, as he picked up the card and laughed maniacally. Meanwhile, in a dojo far away, Lucario is meditating, but then opens his eyes and squints them narrowly.

Lucario: I sense…a disturbance!

Back at the restaurant, the odd couples were still trying to get some progress done, starting with Mario and Jigglypuff.

Mario: Know any-a good-a songs?

Jigglypuff: Jiggly!

The balloon Pokemon smiled, she got out a microphone and started to sing, until Mario covered her mouth.

Mario: NO! I-a mean…that's-a okay. I think I-a know that-a song.

Jigglypuff: Puff!

She bloated her face up a little as she slapped Mario across the face again. It cuts to Peach and Link, where the princess is bricking over the silent hero.

Peach: I know you're supposed to be quiet and all, but AT LEAST SHOW SOME DIGNITY! I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU CAN DO! JUST DO SOMETHING THAT WILL IMPRESS ME!!!

Link cowered before her before he thought of something. He reached into his pockets, as he got out an ocarina.

Peach: Oh! I love music.

He began to play a tune titled "Saria's Song" as a bunch of buttons appeared overhead for some reason.

Peach: No, no, no! I'm feeling more of a love song at the moment.

Link then played the tune "Epona's Song" as Peach sighed happily. It cuts to the table with Zelda and Pikachu, as the mouse Pokemon seams to be ranting at the princess.

Pikcahu: AND ANOTHER THING YOU ROYAL BITCH, I AM TO A LADY'S MAN BECAUSE I'M THE F##KING MASCOT OF THE DAMN POKEMON FRANCHISE!!!

Zelda: I'm sorry! Just because I can't understand you doesn't give you the right to be so mean!

She then covered her face and sobbed as Pikachu formed a guilty look on his face. He put his paw to Zelda's shoulder and rubbed it.

Pikachu: Look don't cry. I didn't mean to go ballistic. I've just been under a lot of stress lately at work and I just haven't found the time to get a break. So what's say we put that argument behind us and start from the beginning? Nice to meet you! I'm Pikachu! And you are?

The yellow mouse stuck out his hand with a smile as Zelda turned while sniffling and wiping her eyes.

Zelda: Could you repeat that in English please?

Pikachu formed an angry look on his face as he clenched his fist and ranted at the poor princess again. It now shows the villains back at the bar, now with more beer jugs at the front stool, as they all seemed even more dazed and drunk and Dedede was still knocked out on the floor.

Bowser: Hey! Listen up! Because I have something really important to tell you guys and that I'll only say it once.

Wolf: Yeah buddy?

Bowser: I love you guys! I mean, I really do! I don't know what I would do without you all, expect maybe Ganondorf. But, you guys just complete me that way.

Wolf: I love ya too man!

Ganondorf: Disney Group hug!

They all got into a big bear hug while crying as Wario looked on in disgust.

Wario: Blech! I-a don't need-a these losers! Come my-a love, let's-a go swim in-a my pool of-a coins. I'll-a even put on-a that speed-o you-a like.

Wario kissed his bag of money as he left the scene. Snake is now seen going down the hallway, until he arrived at a door labeled "Lady's Man." He slowly opened the door to see a Sonic with a trenchcoat and Ferrari sitting at a desk.

Sonic: Please! Come in.

Snake walked up to the hedgehog as he twitched his fingers.

Sonic: What do ya need from the lady's man?

Snake: I need your help in how to get noticed by a woman. I've trained for a lot of things, but this is big. I don't think I can handle it!

Sonic: Don't worry Snake. If there's one thing that Sonic is good at, its knowing how to attract the ladies.

Amy: I LOVE YOU SONIC!!!

Sonic: Well…with the exception of some. So, did ya bring Sonic the Hedgehog the goods?

Snake reached through his pockets until he pulled out a chili dog and placed it on the desk. Sonic took a huge whiff and gobbled it down as he let out a small belch.

Sonic: Man do I love chili dogs! Now come closer and Sonic the Hedgehog will tell you what you need to do.

Snake leaned towards the hedgehog, as Sonic whispered some gibberish into his ear. It now shows another portion of the mansion, the room of Toon Link. He is seen practicing thrusts with his sword as he lets out a lot of battle cries. But something gets his attention that makes him stop. In front of him is a green rupee. He grabs the rupee but then notices a trail of rupees is leading from his room down the hallway. He forms a question mark over his head as rupees are never in trails. He follows the trail while picking up the rupees, a the same shadow from before places them on the floor as he finally stops in a dungeon like chamber with a large chest in the center. The clone forms an exclamation mark above his head as he goes to the chest. He opens it as it plays the "Get" Zelda tune and he pulls out a Valetine's card as it says, "You got a card. Whoopde-freakin-do!" He looks the card curiously and opens it to see the same message was in it that was on Donkey Kong's. He groans as he prepared to leave but then hears something dropping from the ceiling. He looks up to see that a chandelier is dropping down towards him as he screams. It crashes on him, as he is now reduced to a puddle of cel-shaded goo. The shadow comes up to the scene, as it takes out a list and crosses Toon Link's name off. It then walks away as Lucario comes into the room. He notices the Valentine's card as he picked it up and opened it.

Lucario: Be my Valentine.

He ponders for a second and then realizes something.

Lucario: Wait a minute…

He dashes out of the room, as it cuts to him running into the backyard. He then notices the shadow walking as it notices him and quickly darts towards the woods.

Lucario: STOP!

He chases the shadow through the woods, pushing himself through various trees and bushes. The Aura Pokemon then comes to clearing, where the moon shined the most as he looked around as maniacal could be heard.

Lucario: Show yourself coward! I know you killed those two Smashers and I know who exactly you are!

Voice: Do you know how it feels to be lonely Lucario? DO YOU!? Because I do. I've waited so long for the moment to arrive when my love would finally join into the roster. But when the time finally arrived, she was nowhere to be seen. All because YOU HAD TO GO AND TAKE HER PLACE! But tonight, this special night, I will finally avenge her by ending your life!

Lucario: But what about those other two? Were they really worth killing?

Voice: Oh that. I just wanted to set a little example of how I feel on this specific day. I wanted to show them my pain!

Lucario: Come out and fight! The charade is up…Fox!

The shadow then came into the clearing to reveal it to be Fox McCloud, who is now looking crazier than usual.

Lucario: Fine then, freak! I'll give you the FIGHT OF YOUR LIFE!

Fox madly leapt at Lucario, who mearly side-stepped out of the way. Fox looked angrily back at him as Lucario motioned him to show him what's he got. Fox ran towards him as they exchanged a series of punches and kicks. Fox managed to round house kick Lucario back, as the Pokemon launched an Aura Sphere at the deranged fox. He quickly got out his Reflector and absorbed the blast. The two charged again at each other, as it cuts to Captain Falcon holding something as he picked at it.

Falcon: She loves me. She loves me not. She loves me. She loves me not.

He keeps saying those two words as it is reveal that he is pulling on a piece of cheese for some reason as he throws the chucks behind him. He was down to his last piece of cheese as he stopped at "She loves me not" as he smiled. He was about to say "She Loves Me", but Fpx quickly used Fox Illusion on him. Captain Falcon sat there for a minute with the same look on his face as he split in two down the middle.

Fox: She loves you NOT!!!

He then laughed maniacally as Lucario tackled him as both proceeded on with their little fisticuffs. They continued fighting, as Fox tripped over a rock since he was too preoccupied as the two brawlers tumbled and rumbled downhill. They rolled down until they landed at the edge of a cliff, as Fox had Lucario pinned down as the Pokemon struggled. Fox, still insane looking, got out his blaster and put it to Lucario's head.

Fox: Now then. Before I kill you, I want you to THINK about what you did to me. I want you to think LONG AND HARD OF HOW YOU

The space pilot stopped what he was saying as he appeared to be looking with surprise. He was looking over the edge of the cliff to see someone very dear to him comintg off a bus. It was known other than his girl-friend, Krystal.

Fox: I can't be. My love. My love. MY LOVE!!!

While he was distracted, Lucario grabbed Fox by the collar and pulled him towards his face.

Lucario: If there's one thing a true warrior should never do, it's to never let their guard down.

He then blasts Fox with a Force Palm as he was launched upward. He screamed as Krystal looked around confusingly.

Krystal: Is that you Fox?

Fox then landed on top of the bus as he groaned. At first, it just seemed to leave a small dent, but then, it explodes and bursts into flame. It then tips over towards Krystal's direction as she cowers and falls on her. Krystal and Fox are then seen stuck under the bus in 'the postion' with their upper halves sticking out as some blood flows out from underneath the wreckage.

Fox: You know, this is somewhat ironic.

He groans as he lowers his head and closes his eyes. It then pans up to Lucario, who had observed the entire scene with his eyes narrowed.

Lucario: My work here is done.

He then walks away from the edge of the cliff and off into the distance. Snake meanwhile was with Samus as he held up a Smash Ball.

Snake: This is for you…my love. Sorry that I couldn't wrap it. Here I'll even open it for you.

He hit the ball a couple of time's before handing it to the armored women. She hit it once more, as it broke and she was enveloped in a yellow aura. She then looked at Snake, who now had a nervous look on his face, as she pointer her beam at the soldier while it charged.

Snake: SONIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIC!!!!

She fired her Zero Laser as it envolps Snake as the screen fades to black. It then showed a series hilarious scenes involving all the characters, expect the ones who are dead, as it posts different messages next to each of them.

The three akward dates actually went quite well, and the six where married the following morning…and then divorced right after.

The villians continued to express their love for each other while still wasting away…but then passed away because of alcohol poisoning.

Wario got into a little quarrel with his money sack and later decided to break up with it. He is now dating his piggy bank.

Snake managed to survive the Final Smash, as Zero Suit Samus engaged battle with him. The two finally realized that fighting is their true passion and even got closer to each other than before.

Sonic meanwhile is still trying to get a restraining order on Amy Rose…A.S.A.P.

Lucario still continues to enjoy his solitude in his personal dojo; knowing that he will never 'get busy' with a women.

Mario and the others are then shown looking at the audience.

Mario: Hello everyone! Its-a us, the Smashers!

Snake: We just wanted to thank all of you for your love of Brawl!

Sonic: Without you, Sonic the Hedgehog wouldn't be here right now.

Everyone: So from all of us to all of you, Happy Valentine's Day!!!

The screen then closed on them in the shape of a heart, as the couples kissed and the others just waved at the audience.

Author's Note: Yes! I'm finally finished with the first Mini Brawl holiday special. Even though Valentine's is over, I hope that you all can still enjoy it. Until the next episode, Review away!