Author's Note: Well, looks like I'm doing yet another heavily delayed holiday special for the Mini Brawl series. I think the reason to why I haven't been working on this project a lot was because I have been trying to move along with some of my other works, as well as being tied up with my life at college. I hope you all can forgive me and try to enjoy this belated special. Also remember, the content here is not meant to be offensive and only for comedic purposes.

Episode 4: It's The Easter Hedgehog Solid Snake!

It's springtime at the Smash Mansion, and our characters could not be any more cheerful during this lively and colorful season. Easter was on its way, so the Smashers were preparing fully for this holiday, whether it be dying eggs in various colors or working outside on the garden. While some of them were relaxing in the building itself, Ganondorf burst through the door, dancing and singing happily.

Ganondorf: Isn't spring such a delightful season? The birds are singing, folks are falling in love, and more importantly, this is the onyl time of year that I can watch the Winnie the Pooh Easter special! Would anyone care to join me in viewing this glorious Disney holiday extravaganza?

Everyone immediately left the room, except for Diddy Kong and Luigi, who both looked around nervously before quivering in front of the Gerudo king.

Ganondorf: I knew you two wouldn't abandon me like that! We're like BFFs! We are the three caballeros!

Luigi: Actually, I-a think the-a princess was calling me-a.

Diddy Kong: Yeah! I've got to go help Donkey Kong. That big lug just can't seem to open a bannana peel, even though he loves them.

Ganondorf's smile disappeared, forming a very cold stare as he began to become bigger and more pig like, making Luigi yelp and hide behind an already cowering Diddy Kong.

Ganondorf: Now come you two. You wouldn't want to upset the lord of all evil, WOULD YOU?

Luigi: I-a just remembered. Nobody pays attention to-a Wuigi.

As soon as he said that for some reason, he turned into a poorly animated 2-D version of himself.

Diddy Kong: And I suck more than he does. When's the movie starting?

After hearing their false accusations, Ganondorf turned back to normal with his smile back intact.

Ganondorf: Oh joy! I'll prepare the DVD while you two put these on!

He threw a Tigger and Piglet costume at them, causing them to form weak smiles and laugh nervously.

Ganondorf: I'd better get on my Winnie the Pooh costume as well. Ta-ta!

He skipped happily down the hall, as Luigi and Diddy Kong were now crying with sad looks on their faces. Elsewhere in the mansion, Snake and Sonic were conversing with each other.

Sonic: I sure do love this time of year. What your favorite part of Easter Snake?

Snake: I don't really do Easter or any other holiday for that matter. It's my belief that this is nothing more than an opportunity for the media to make easy money just by parading of a giant anthropomorphic rodent that leaves behind wasted colored eggs that will eventually go bad in order to get kids to buy candy so the childhood obesity will never end.

Sonic: Lighten up Snake! This is the only time of year in which Sonic the Hedgehog and all the other good children in the world get a visit from the Easter Hedgehog.

Snake: Easter hedgehog? What, you couldn't think of a much better rip-off so you decided to replace an already existing rodent with an animal that's from the same group?

Sonic: But Sonic the Hedgehog speaks the truth! Every year, the Easter Hedgehog will come during the sunrise of Easter and parade happliy along as he gives eggs to all the good little girls and boys. Oh, and good hedgehogs as well.

Snake: Face it blue blur, you're just making up this nonsense so you can give more attention for yourself.

Sonic: All right then, Mr. Serious. I'll prove that the Easter Hedgehog is real by capturing him myself! I'll catch him faster than you can say "awesome."

He dashed away, as Solid Snake just stood there and scoffed.

Snake: Good grief!

Lucario: It's a good thing I don't have to put up with this commercialism since I celebrate Passover. Sometimes it pays to be Jewish.

Snake: How can you have a religion? You're not even human or animal. You're a freakin Pokemon!

Lucario: Simple. I don't believe in the resurrection of Shaymin.

Meanwhile in the far reaches of outer space, a large ship is flying by the Earth. Inside is the legendary Master Chief, who is just informing two new recruits, aptly named Red and Blue, of what their assignment is.

Master Chief: Listen up rookies! We don't know where this egg came from and we don't even know if it's either Covenant or Flood. So you two are in charge of keeping it safe before we get back to base. Am I clear?

Red: You got it...Chief.

He and Blue giggled a bit before noticing a stern look given to them by their commander, even though his helmet obsures that.

Blue: It was joke, you know? Because your name is master chief...and chief is a nickname...

Master Chief: I don't have time for funny business.

He walked away as the two stood watch over the egg, but not before getting into a discussion.

Red: So have you heard about that new campaign mode?

Blue: You mean for the third game? Man, that's gonna suck ass.

Red: Why do you always say that man? You always say a game is bad months before it's release and frankly, it's starting to piss me off.

Blue: Number three was probably the greatest of the trilogy. I just think it's unnecessary to add another campaign. Oh, and no multiplayer? What were they thinking?

Red: I'm actually for this new release. Halo 3's campaign kinds sucked. I wasn't nearly as engaging as the first two.

Blue: That's what your mother said.

Red: Shut up douche!

While the two were arguing, the egg fell from its base, rolled across the floor, and landed in an escape pod that launched itself to Earth.

Blue: Did you hear something?

They turned around and where shocked to see that the egg was gone.

Both: Oh S###!

Master Chief: This there a problem here boys?

The two immediately turned around to see the Chief himself standing before them, not very happy to see them

Both: He did it! Me? You were busy talking crap about some Halo!

Master Chief: You two lost the egg, didn't you?

The two looked at each other and then shook their heads nervously.

Master Chief: Well that's not a big issue. I'll just tell them that I lost the egg and my comrades to the Covenant.

Red: Wait. What do you mean by lost comrades.

Master Chief: Well since you two failed your mission, I'm afraid I'll have to kill you.

He then got out a Spartan Laser, as he prepared to charge it up.

Blue: Are you f##king serious man?

Red: We thought you were some kind of hero.

Master Chief: It's nothing personal, I just can't stand to have failures by my side. Goodbye rookies.

Blue: Look! It's the Arbiter!

Master Chief: Huh?

Red then kicked the chief in the balls, making him groan and fall down hard.

Master Chief: Why do I always fall for that?

Meanwhile, the escape pod made its quick descent to Earth like it was a meteor. It hit the ground while creating a semi-big explosion. The dust cleared as the parts of the pod could be seen all over the place and were all caught on fire. The only thing that remained intact was the egg, which somehow was away from the debris. In the distance, King Dedede is walking along while singing "Camptown Racers" in his garbled like speech while having a basket of Easter eggs in his right arm. He stopped singing and walking when he saw the egg. He walked over to it, picked it up, and inspected it while in awe. Suddenly the egg began to crack, making the monarch gasp in surprise. It burst open to reveal nothing more than a gooey, yellow substance. Dedede was first confused as he poked it a bit. Suddenly, the blob grew bigger and attached itself to Dedede's head. It then started to envelop him, as the king tried to pull it off and run around like crazy while screaming muffled. He was then completely swallowed by the goo, but was spit out in an instance. He slowly got up from the ground, and turned around to reveal to us a creepy grin on his face while it played eerie music. He walked back to the mansion as if he was in a trance with the goo hiding on his back. Meanwhile, Sonic is struggling to push an oil drum.

Sonic: Sonic the Hedgehog will so that non-believer that there is too an Easter hedgehog!

He then pushed the barrel again, until it dropped to the ground causing a huge spill of tar to spread across the grass.

Sonic: This vat of tar should do the trick!

He then dashed into the bushes.

Sonic: And who says Sonic the Hedgehog isn't a genius?

He waited a bit, until he heard the sound of someone splatted into the mess of tar.

Sonic: Wait until Snake sees the awesomeness of...Captain Falcon?

Instead of the holiday rodent he was hoping for, the dimwitted F-Zero pilot was rolling around and making angels in the tar.

Falcon: This tar is perfect for my new career. From this day forth, no longer will I be known as Captain Falcon! But instead, I will be forever known as...Tar Man! With my tar-like powers, I will make sure that no one will ever make roads again! Or was it the other way around? Oh look, it's a winter wonderland!

He continued to laugh gleefully, as Sonic slapped himself in the forehead. In the garden area of the Smash Mansion, the two princesses were happily planted tons of flowers and humming with assistance from Olimar, who was trying to keep his Pikmin under control.

Olimar: Red! Give blue back that shovel! He was using it first!

As the two were tugging at it, Red immediately let go of it so Blue would be knocked down. Red then yelled angrily in some gibberish at Olimar while Blue teared up and started crying.

Olimar: Be careful with those Yellow! Don't drop...

Yellow was carrying some pots, but being the clutz he was, lost his balance and dropped them into pieces.

Olimar: Them. Purple! Don't eat the tulips!

Purple was seen eating the flowers, as he gulped up his fill and let out a big belch. Olimar shook his head in disappointment before turning to White Pikmin.

Olimar: I'm probably the most disappointed in you White! You're probably the laziest of them all! Now get off your keister and start...

Before Olimar could finish, White's eyes began to act like a certain futuristic amphibian from a certain cancelled show, as Olimar went into a hypnotic trance.

Olimar: My mistake. I will attend to the garden. All hail White Pikmin!

He walked away, as White stopped doing whatever with his eyes and went back to relaxing. While Peach was planting flowers, a bunch of shadows approached her as they breathed heavily. They approached the unsuspecting princess, as she turned around and screamed a bit. Turns out it was only Mario, Bowser, and Wario, all with the same creepy smiles that Dedede had, making Peach sigh in relief and giggle a bit.

Peach: You're just in time Mario. Once we're done with the tulips, we'll start planting the daisies.

Mario: Are you-a happy princess?

Peach: What kind of a question is that? Of course I am. Gardening is one of my favorite hobbies.

Bowser: But you don't look happy.

Zelda: Are you three okay? Because you kind of freaking us out.

Wario: You need to-a be more happy! Like-a us!

Peach: This isn't funny you three.

All Three: Be happy. Be happy. Be happy.

They continued to say that as they walked towards them in a zombified way, making the two princesses scream in horror before being enveloped by their friends. Sonic was once again trying to capture the Easter hedgehog by laying out a plate of chili dogs.

Sonic: If there's one thing that we hedgehogs love, it's a steaming, hot plate of chili dogs. Even though technically vegetarians.

He then hid in the bushes once more.

Sonic: This is sure to work, or my name isn't Sonic the Hedgehog. And it is.

Suddenly, a familiar looking blur speed through the valley at the velocity of light towards the plate. When it stopped, it was surprisingly a hedgehog that looked almost like Sonic, although he looked cartoonier, was shorter, a little overweight, and had black eyes.

Other Sonic: A plate of chili dogs for moa? Don't mind if I do.

He then began to chow down, causing Sonic to leap out and startle him a bit.

Sonic: Ah...huh?

The two then stared at each other for a few seconds, both with perplexed looks on their faces as a chili dog slipped out of the other Sonic's mouth.

Other Sonic: Freaaaky. It's like looking in a mirror.

Sonic: Just what do you think your doing with my chili dog trap, you imposter?

Other Sonic: Me an imposter? O' contraire. The only imposter around here is you!

Sonic: At least I don't look like a cheap knockoff a Mickey Mouse.

Other Sonic: Well at least I don't sound like someone who does a poor imitation of Ryan Drummond!

The two continued to argue as it pans back to the mansion, where Snake was pushing the other Smashers back into the mansion while trying to close the screen door. They were all now like Dedede, with creepy grins on their faces and trying to get him to join them. He succeeded in closing the door on them, giving a sigh of relief. However, they were still trying to get at him from inside. Walking up to him was a sad looking Sonic, who was walking slowly instead of running.

Sonic: Well Snake, you were right all along. I mean, what was I even thinking. The Easter hedgehog is nothing more than a stupid fairytale.

Snake: Not now hedgehog! Something weird is going on around here and I'm gonna find out what it is.

Sonic: No man. You really gotta listen to what I have to say! I acted like such a dumbass to you earlier. You were one hundred percent right about what you said about the whole thing with the candy and the commercialism. My whole life has been nothing but one big lie.

While Snake was listening to Sonic's argument, the agent saw something behind him that completely caught him off guard. It was a colorful looking hedgehog that carried a basket full of eggs. It noticed Snake, as it waved to him, did a little jig, and bounced around a bit. Snake shook his head with his eyes closed and reopened them to see that the hedgehog was still there. With a sign of goodbye, the rodent took of like a bullet.

Sonic: So I finally understand what Easter is all about. So what was it you were going to tell me Snake?

Snake still stared blankly of where he actually saw the Easter Hedgehog. Sonic looked at him in confusion while waving his hand in front of his face.

Sonic: Snake? Are you in there? What was so important that you wanted to talk to me about?

Snake finally snapped out of it, cleared his throat, and turned his attention back to Sonic.

Snake: Right. Everyone in the mansion is actually happy. A little too happy. I know there's something going on here and I was asking if you would know.

While he was talking, Sonic saw something that made him stare in shock.

Sonic: Actually, I think I think I have a pretty good idea.

Snake: How's that?

Solid: It's right behind you!

Snake turned around and grunted into a battle stance to see that the blob had burst open the mansion, as it was now mega sized. It gave out a menacing roar, as it's Smasher slaves approached the two while repeatedly requesting them to be like them.

Snake: Sorry. Happy isn't my style.

Sonic: Let's do this!

The two rushed at the crowd to prepare themselves for a big fight. Snake plowed through the crowd by chucking grenades and using his RPG while Sonic used his Spin Dash and Homing Attack. The two finally reached the blob to give it their all. Snake used his various explosives, but to no avail. Sonic used many ball spin techniques, but he just bounced right off the thing. Then, the blob latched onto the two and prepared to envelop them both. The two tried their best to fight it, but were too tired and collapsed, awaiting their demise.

Sonic: Worst...Easter...ever!

Voice: Not until I say it is!

A white blur ran straight through the blob, leaving a huge hole in it. The blur then turned around for a second attack, ramming into it again. It then leaped up onto a small rock while spinning through the air a few times, before revealing it to be the same hedgehog Snake saw before. It turned around with its finger sticking out, moving it back and forth at the creature.

Hedgehog: This is my holiday bitch!

Sonic gasped in excitement and cheered at the sight, before saying to Snake's face.

Sonic: In your face non-believer! There is so an Easter Hedgehog! Take one for the team!

The blob then regenerated itself, as it roared at the Easter Hedgehog.

Easter Hedgehog: Space freaks don't get good eggs. They get incinerated instead!

Unexpectedly, the Easter Hedgehog pulled out a huge weapon and charged it up, much to the amazement of Snake.

Easter Hedgehog: Happy Easter!!!

It fired a large beam at the goo, enveloping it in a blinding light and destroying it in an instance. Its chunks splattered everywhere, as this caused the Smashers to groan and recover from their trances.

Mario: Mama mia! What-a happened!

Bowser: I feel like I've been grinning for hours.

Wario: Is it-a just me or did I-a actually feel happiness?

Sonic: Sonic will tell you all what happened! The Easter Hedgehog that's what!

The Easter Hedgehog jumped down from its position, as Snake approached him in awe.

Snake: I don't believe it. You actually do exist! And I thought I knew everything!

Easter Hedgehog: That's what you think punk.

Snake suddenly look confused as the Easter Hedgehog pulled of it's face to reveal someone that made everyone gasp.

Everyone: Wolf O' Donnell?

Wolf: That's right you numbskulls! There is no such thing as an Easter Hedgehog! I was just parading around as another persona so I could fill in for the Easter Bunny. Turns out I owe him for accidentally incapacitating him since I thought he was Peppy Hare. Just remember that this is our little secret cause if any of you squeal about this, I will hunt you down!

He then put on his outfit back on and bounced off into the distance.

Mario: Wait a minute. How can-a you bounce and-a run like that-a?

Wolf: Why with this of course.

He pointed to the top of his head, in which it was revealed that he was wearing the bunny hood. Everyone then realized this, as he went off to finish his job.

Sonic: I knew it. My life is a lie after all!

Snake: So there is an Easter Bunny?

Mario: Well now-a that this is-a all over with, we can-a all go and...

He was caught off by a sound that sounding like the landing of a ship. Everyone turned around to see someone emerging out of the spacecraft, which just so happened to be Master Chief.

Master Chief: Have any of you inhabitants seen a small egg around here?

Mario: Master-a Chief? What are you doing in-a Smash Brothers fan-a fic?

Master Chief: I was told by my noble colleges who bravely died in battle that the egg we were about to deliver crash-landed on this planet.

Snake: Well the hedgehog and me had it properly disposed off, since it turned into a monstrosity and enslave everyone, as it's mindless, yet cheerful zombies.

Master Chief: Well since the assignment has been destroyed and I'll probably get merits taken away for this, I'll simply tell them that I finished off the cast of Brawl, thereby hopefully opening the door to other Microsoft characters as well.

Sonic: Hey? Is that Cortana I see way over there?

Master Chief: Where?

Snake smirked, as he got out his pistol and shot the Cheif in the chest, making sure that we won't recover in a while.

Master Chief: I really need to stop falling for that.

Peach: So...who wants some Easter Candy?

Everyone: WE DO!

Master Chief: I wouldn't mind some.

Snake then shot the Chief in one of his legs, while it shows Lucario looking at the scene from his room.

Lucario: This is why I'm glad I'm not associated with Easter.

He then put on a red kippah as it plays Jewish like closing music.

The End.

We now see Ganondorf, Luigi, and Diddy Kong still watching the Winnie the Pooh Easter Special in their respected costume, with Ganondorf ever so excited but the other two bored out of their skulls.

Ganondorf: It's even better when you watch it 50 times! Let's try for 60!

Luigi: I'm-a tired and-a weary, Ganondorf! Also, this-a costume is-a very itchy!

Diddy Kong: Besides, it's almost 11 in the evening. Don't you think we watched it enough?

Ganondorf: We'll finish watching it...when Easter is OVER!

Diddy Kong: Of course!

Luigi: How-a could we have-a forgotten.

The snout that formed on his face disappeared, as he happily rewound the special, as the two collapsed to the ground in desperation.

Author's Note: Well there you have it folks, my completed Easter Special for Mini Brawl! As far as references go, the title and what Snake said are both based on the Charlie Brown Easter Special, the two Spartans were discussing about ODST that's coming out later this year, the other Sonic was the one from the Saturday Morning cartoons voiced by Jaleel White, and Ryan Drummond was Sonic's original voice actor in the video games. Anyway, Review away!