Disclaimer: I know I don't have to put a disclaimer anymore…but that I'm still bitter about that stupid genie…

A/N- I told you I'd update fast…

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Chapter 3-

Ginny and Hermione decided to go to the hospital to make sure that she was actually pregnant, because those magical pregnancy tests have been wrong…once, maybe twice.

After they left, Harry and Ron returned home. (A/N- in case you haven't figured it out- Harry, Ron, Ginny, and Hermione all live together.)

"Blimey, since when did you start using that curse?" Ron asked Harry as they walked towards the bathroom to wash up.

Harry just laughed and shrugged in response, "Since I realized that you can't be nice if you're an Auror. You need to learn to use the Unforgivable Curses."

"Why? They're illegal Harry; you need to stop using them."

Harry just sighed as he stepped into the bathroom and stated simply, "If you don't start using them Ron, you're going to get killed by one of them. You need to fight fire with fire, not with flowers and fluff."

Ron looked down in defeat because he knew Harry was right. A vial, filled with blue liquid, caught his attention. He lifted it up to examine it in the light. "Harry," he started nervously.

"Yeah?"

"Do you know what this is?"

"Bloody hell, is that a pregnancy test?!"

Ron nodded as his ears turned red, "And, I think that when it's blue, then that means the person is pregnant."

Harry swallowed hard, trying to get rid of the build up at the back of his throat.

"You bastard!" Ron said as he threw a punch at Harry's face. Harry wasn't able to dodge it in time. Ron's fist made contact with Harry's jaw and he flew back against the door.

"What are you doing?!"

"You got my sister pregnant you son of a bitch!" Ron screamed as he launched himself at Harry.

Harry managed get of the way of the attack and grabbed his wand out of his robes. "Petrificus totalus."

Ron went stiff and dropped to the ground. "Now, are you going to be nice and actually tell me why you're trying to beat the shit out of me?"

Ron just stared murderously at Harry and, seeing how he couldn't move his mouth, stayed quiet.

Ginny and Hermione found them in this position when they returned home two hours later.

"So she just left? And she is pregnant?" Draco asked, smirking into the phone. "Yes, you'll get your money shortly. Good day."

Draco laughed as he hung up with Hermione's healer. Everyone really did have their price.

"What the bloody devil are you two doing?" Ginny asked when she found the two boys in the bathroom. Her brother was lying, rigid, on the floor and Harry had a nasty bruise forming on his chin.

Seeing it was safe since Ginny was here, Harry lifted his spell off of Ron. Ron immediately launched at Harry, trying to rip out his throat.

"Petrificus totalus," Ginny almost sighed, as if she did this often. "Ronald Weasley, calm down or I will curse you again."

With that, she lifted her spell off Ron. He sat up and stared daggers at Harry. Harry just looked back at him, confused.

"Now, what's going on with you two?" Ginny asked as Hermione came to peer around her shoulder at the scene.

"Harry got you pregnant. Why didn't you tell me?" Ron spit out as he held out the pregnancy test.

Harry's eyes went wide and he looked alarmed at Ginny. Ginny just laughed as Hermione tried to hide behind her.

"That's not mine, you dope," Ginny replied flippantly, "That's Hermione's."

"Thanks for breaking it to them softly, Gin," Hermione mumbled under her breath, she ducked her head behind Ginny again.

Harry and Ron looked blankly at Ginny, and then looked at each other. Then, simultaneously, they burst out laughing.

"Haha, Ginny, you're funny," Ron made out between laughs.

"Yeah, seriously. But next time, make up something more believable. Haha, this is Hermione we're talking about. She was ranked number one in Witches Weekly for Witches to be Looked Up To, or something like that. She wouldn't do something as stupid as get pregnant…" Harry trailed off as he heard sobbing coming from behind Ginny.

Ginny gave the 'if looks could kill' look, (A/N- you know what look I'm talking about, and I don't know how else to explain it) and turned around to wrap her arms around Hermione's shaking shoulders. "It's ok, Harry and Ron are idiots. You of all people should know that. They're guys, they have no tact. It's ok."

"But, Gin, they're right. (sob) I shouldn't have done this. (sob) I'm not supposed to be pregnant. (sob) I don't want to be pregnant!"

Ginny, already she already knew the answer to this, said slowly, "You could always get an abortion, Hermione."

Hermione pulled back from Ginny, her crying had ceased. "No. I swore to myself that I would never ever take another person's life if I could help it and that I would always protect the innocent. My baby did nothing wrong and I refuse to end its life before it even gets to breathe its first breath of air. Baby's are the epitome of innocent, I would be an even worse of a role model if I got an abortion."

"Wow…Hermione, that was powerful." Ginny said in awe. "I never knew you felt that strongly about it."

"So, what are we going to do about this?" Harry asked after a couple minutes of silence.

"I don't know," Hermione replied flatly, "I guess I could always find someone to marry really fast."

"Umm…sorry, but I'm dating Ginny," Harry said quickly.

Hermione just smiled at Harry and said, "I wasn't talking about you Harry. You're like my brother anyways, that's just gross."

Ginny looked at Ron expectantly.

"Oh, bloody hell, do you really expect me to marry her because she got knocked up by some…wait. Who did you get knocked up by?"

"…um…well…you see…" Hermione stammered, but was interrupted the sound of a knock at the door. "I'll get it!" She yelled as she practically ran to the door, followed closely by her three friends.

Hermione swung open the door without looking who was there. Her smile faded as she saw who was standing there.

"I believe some congratulations are in order," came the silky voice of none other than Draco Malfoy.

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A/N- soooo, what do you think? Good or Bad? Please review and let me know. I'm kinda just winging this story.

xxShadowDragon2xx