Others Ch 13

Eh~ I'm so sorry I haven't updated recently! Long story, I'm lazy and I posted it in ISC so if you MUST know it's there. XD Lazy people of the world… unite! I doubt we will though… too lazy. Anywho what are you guys thinking of my writing? If Anon is reading this I'd love to have a CC review on this too! Thanks~

XxRainbow-DarknessxX: YAY FOR READING! I've decided that if knowledge is power I'd really rather be weak and defenseless. She really is secretly evil, isn't she? X3 Please name it and treat it well! *glomps back*

theoretical indecisive-ness: Ooo, if someone would draw a picture of his face I'd cry from happiness. *HINT-HINT!* After all, Tobi is a good boy. (in bed) Just kidding! I'm glad you guys like them, they'll show up more often!

cheeky half-demon: YES! HE ADMITS IT! :D I will, I'm writing as fast as the ideas come!

Likes to Smile: It really does, doesn't it? TwT" Yay for the Nari and Santai! I'm really starting to love them. True… I'll probably write a little side thing with the reason. XD I'm writing fast! (From the last chapter) That almost gave me a nosebleed just writing it. I'm a total Kakuzu fangirl as well. ^^" Heh sorry, got in trouble then… yeah *shrugs lamely* Couldn't be helped. I missed you all though! He's like he normally is but he wobbles. O_O" That sounds wrong.

cheeky half-demon: Thank you, thank you *bows* You'll find out in just a few moments!

XxRainbow-DarknessxX: Are they good? You will find out what she meant in this long chapter followed by other long ones!

SnowsShadow: XD

Kisame: *sheepish grin* It was either that or just grab Mori-baka and run from the very beginning. Angel decided on the first, for the reader's sakes.

Angel: I'm so proud of you *happy sob* Go and torment lovers forever! *happy dance* It's my goal to make my readers laugh.

Kumori: Ehh~ I'm not sure~

Angel: You'll do what I say *evil eye glint* Right Round by Flo Rider. Very good song. Thank you, thank you *bows*

"What did you hit?" I ask stepping out of the car after my boy as he goes to see what he hit.

"Oh f*ck," He goes slightly pale. "It's a person,"

"Is he breathing?" I ask kneeling and putting my head on the person's chest. "Yeah, he's breathing,"

"We should take him to the hospital," He mumbles picking him up. Longer black hair and slight stubble… he's not to bad looking. Actually he's pretty cute. I shake my head, trying to get the thought out as I look over at Kakuzu. "Sturdy little b*stard," He grunts.

"Is he that heavy?" I frown a little looking him over. He shakes his head.

"No, just…sturdy," He throws him over his shoulder like he weighs nothing and walks to the car door. He makes a face before tossing the man into the back.

"What was that?" I ask as we slip back into the car.

"Everyone passed out. They're all drooped over each other and disgusting sh!t like that," He says making a slight face as Tobi buckles us back up.

"Is this legal?" I ask motioning to the masked Protector sitting under me. Kakuzu's eye slides over the edge of his vision and he chuckles.

"Probably not," I whimper a little and he smiles.

"Don't worry, Leader-sama has connections with all of the law enforcers in Konoha. We won't get pulled over,"

"I'm more worried about crashing, burning, and dying,"

"I'm a good driver,"

"Says the man that hit a guy" He shoots a glare at me and I notice his grip tightening on the steering wheel. His knuckles are turning white.

"Sometimes I question why I Imprinted on you,"

"'Cause you love me!" I make a kissy face and I swear I hear him chuckle. A loud bang comes from the engine, making me scream.

"What the f*ck was that?!" Kakuzu takes a turn at sixty, almost flipping the car over, and throws all the drunken Akatsuki forward and into the back of our seats.

"Whee!" I choke when I'm thrown into the seatbelt, forcing the safety harness into my windpipe. He stops and jumps out, throwing the hood of the car up. Flames shoot out at him before the front of the car explodes. He takes one look at the car and starts swearing every swear he knows. Tobi covers my ears and forces me to look away. After a while the car door is wrenched open and Kakuzu's practically seething.

"Out," He says before going to the back to get the other people out. I slip off of Tobi's lap and go to the side of the road, hugging myself against the cold. After the last semi-unconscious drunken Akatsuki is dragged from the van and tossed out of the way, a huge eighteen wheeler bowls over the Mustang. Tobi covers my ears again. When my boyfriend calms down again he comes back to the pile of people.

"Kakuzu what are you doing?" I ask as he digs a phone out of Kisame's pocket.

"No signal," He snarls and throws it at the owner's forehead.

"Ow!" Kisame says rubbing the spot where it hit. "What the hell man?"

"Get everyone else up, we've got a long way to walk," He says and the huge man gets to his feet. He puts his hands together and a wave of water comes from his mouth. It washes over the pile, waking them almost immediately. Lots of swears and grumbled threats follow.

"Don't you have hangovers?" I ask as they get up like nothing happened before they passed out.

"One of the many great things about being a Protector, yeah," Deidara says wringing his hair out over Hidan. "Our bodies heal much faster than a normal human's. Including hangovers; we don't have them," He smirks a little and I sigh.

"Is Leader-sama getting you in on trying to get me to become a Protector?"

"…" A groan reverberates from the man laying on the ground. His eyes flutter open, showing adorable forest green eyes.

"Are you okay, sir?" I ask kneeling next to him. His face contorts with pain but he manages a smile.

"I must be in heaven 'cause you look like an angel," He says and I blush a little.

"You're alive,"

"Dammit"

"My name is Kumori, my boyfriend hit you, please don't sue," He tilts his head back a little and laughs.

"I'm Kuuki, I noticed, and I won't," He sits up with a quiet groan.

"What hurts?" I ask sitting back on my calves.

"I-It's nothing, just my leg." He says shaking his head. "I've just been hit by a car, it's probably just something that has to do with that," I nod and help him up, putting his arm around my shoulders. "What are you doing?"

"Helping you walk. We're in the middle of nowhere so it'll be a long walk," I say as the rest of the Akatsuki get dried off.

"So which one is your boyfriend?" He asks conversationally as we start walking.

"The one glaring death at you," I say sighing. "He's really protective…"

"I've noticed," He says chuckling a little. "He seems nice though,"

"He is when he wants to be," I murmur shivering a little.

"Hold on," He says and slips off his coat, putting it over my shoulders.

"Aren't you going to freeze?" I ask as he puts his arm back around me.

"I'll be fine, I'm more worried about you," He says grinning over the top of my head. Right at Kakuzu. His fist clenches and I can tell he's fighting the urge to kill in front of me. A bright white light comes toward us as Kakuzu's urge to kill gets stronger and stronger.

"It's a car!" Tobi says bouncing around happily. "Maybe the car will stop!"

"Hey! D*ck driving the car! Pull over!" Hidan says running at it. It swerves to miss him and drives faster.

"Nice Hidan," Zetsu says glaring. "Now we're never going to get back"

"Oh cool it," Kakuzu says "It's only twenty miles to town," A huge groan goes up from everyone around him.