Others Ch 19
*happy sniffle* I'm so proud of myself! I was reading some gossip magazine (shut up. You like them too!) with an article about New Moon in it and I saw a picture of Rob Pattinson. I'm like "wow, he's hot" then I sniffled 'cause I'm getting really horrible allergies. Whenever the season changes I get a sore throat and sniffles. Lots of fun I know. Anywho I sniffled and I'm like "sh!t! I smell blood!" Dashing dramatically (and causing a few earthquakes) I ran into the bathroom and found out I was having my first hot-guy-caused nosebleed! *slumps over laptop* I really am a nerd for being so excited about that but still~ I feel so anime-like!
XxRainbow-DarknessxX: You is forgiven. Santai and Nari? God I love them! You may fail at names but I think that's cute~ They call her Maru-chan and make her hair longer while Kakuzu keeps it short. Heh… It's kinda like a battle of wills…
Likes to Smile: Yeah… I didn't really feel like making her "OMGZ I'M TEH BOOTYFUL!" so I kept her normal. … It kind of hurt to write that chat-speak. If you're happy the two (gay) bad guys are back then I'm doing my job right! Don't worry. I love them too. Again, I'm doing my job right! I am happy when my readers are happy~
SnowsShadow: *as Kisame and Sasori slowly start turning blue* …You might want to let them go… They'll be fine! They're all protectors and most of them are at least a little useful! (Kumori's the exception but she won't be for long, trust me) None of them are going to get very badly hurt, I promise.
cheeky half-demon: You'll find out who he REALLY is in just a few moments! Be patient!
Thanks
to supersquidgirl for the alert! I LOVE ALERTS!
It took a few second but then the passengers realized what was going on. Then the screaming started.
Having supped-up hearing doesn't help you when people start screaming.
"Tobi shut the hell up!" Hidan snaps swatting him on the back of the head.
"Tobi is sorry," He says hanging his head.
"F*cking should be," The immortal says then a thought hits me.
"Hey… aren't we all immortal?" I ask poking Kakuzu in the side. He flinches and turns slowly to look at me.
"We're about to go into an epic battle that will either save everyone on this plane or kill everyone and you want to know if we're immortal?!" I blink a few times before nodding.
"Yeah," He sighs and ruffles my hair.
"Kind of. It's really, really, really hard to kill us."
"And Hidan?"
"He's just retarded."
"I HEARD THAT YOU D*CK!" Hidan howls pulling out his spike. "I'll kill you!"
"…Um…" I raise my hand.
"Yes Kumori?"
"Shouldn't we be trying to save people's lives?" Both guys anime fall and I sweatdrop. I'm in love with an anger-management needing idiot… If we ever get married-
"Maru-chan!" I'm glomped as I squeak a surprised "what the hell?!"
"Aww, you a$$holes turned Maru-chan into a Protector?" Nari sighs with a slightly depressed look. "Man, that's a real pain," Santai starts sobbing as he hugs my knees.
"Maru-chan you've betrayed me!" He bawls into my shoes.
"…Please get off me."
"HOW COULD YOU?!" He wails dramatically pounding on the floor. "Why, why, why, why, why?!"
"Because you d*uches were going to kill me!" I kick him in the stomach.
"That's so harsh," Nari says picking me up and throwing me over his shoulder like I'm a sack of potatoes.
"Lemme go you filthy b*stard!" I punch him in the face and he goes flopping away down the aisle. I blink twice and look down at my fist.
"…I'm sorry!"
"Kumori," Kisame kneels by my ear and whispers. "You don't have to apologize when you kick someone's a$$ that deserves it, especially when it's an Other"
"Oh…" I kick Nari in the stomach. "Never mind!"
"Maru-chan you're a bully" He groans. "And stronger than I thought,"
"Get off the d*mn plane you retards!" Hidan says stabbing at the Others.
"We're not leaving until we get our Maru-chan!" Santai says.
"Yeah! You guys can suck a-"
"My name is Kumori, not Maru-chan d*ckless wonders!" I say flexing hand, trying to shake out the pain.
"Attention passengers, this is your captain speaking again. How are you? Not so good? Aww, I'm sorry. You know what? You are probably really scared. I know how to fix that! Do you see the girl sitting in four B? She's really a long lost daughter of mine. I really miss her very much. Bring her to the front of the plane and I'll land it safely in our sunny destination. Again, that is the black-haired girl with glasses sitting in four B. Thank you and have a nice flight"
I blanch. OhmyKami… That's not just any pilot's voice… That's Orochimaru's. Orochimaru wants me.
Oh d*mn I'm screwed.
It isn't long before passengers are piling into the first class section, clawing at me and trying to get me out into the aisle. People start pulling me out and Kakuzu fights them off, snarling like a feral dog.
"Don't hurt the people!" Kisame warns as the rest of the Akatsuki try to throw off the people, but there are too many in too small a space. I fight off the groping hands, disgusted at how people would act under fear. Someone grabs my hair and with the help of Santai, I'm hoisted up and to the front of the air vehicle. A lot of enraged screams come from the first class passengers and I'm thrown roughly into the pilot's pit. My glasses go flying and I hold my breath as the land, releasing it when they don't shatter into a bazillion pieces.
"I hate people," I grumble brushing myself off as I stand up slowly. Chuckling comes from in front of me and the captain's chair swivels.
"I can't agree with you more, my dear girl," A silky voice coming from the chair makes me withdraw anime-style. The legendary Other twirls the stem of my glasses in one hand with the other curled around his face elegantly. I take one look then turn around and go chibi banging on the door.
"HELP! I'M STUCK IN HERE WITH A CREEPER!" I wail throwing all my weight at the door in an attempt to break it down. Orochimaru picks up my chibi'd form and holds me above the ground as I struggle.
"Don't worry Maru-chan that's just Orochimaru-sama!" Nari says from outside of the door.
"Yeah, he's not that creepy when you get to know him!"
"LET ME OUT OR I'LL KILL YOU!" I howl clawing futilely at the hands that hold me.
"You're going to hurt yourself Maru-chan," The silky voice says and I go limp, chibi crying.
"My name's Kumori," I sob melting into a little chibi puddle. Heh… Didn't even know I could do that.
"Whatever you say Maru-chan" He says kneeling so he can put the glasses over my eyes as I mumble a "don't touch my you b*stard"
Probably not the smartest thing to do when in the presence of someone who could kill me by just thinking about it. My puddle scuttles away into the corner adorably. Orochimaru smirks a little and goes back up to his full height. He is tall. Really tall. Not Kisame tall, but close. He sits back in the pilot's chair and regards me as I cultivate mushrooms in the corner. ((A/N: Yeah, I've been watching a lot of Ouran High School Host Club again… ^^"))
"You're an interesting little girl you know that Maru-chan?"
"Eh?" I look up with a chibi mushroom in my hand. It jumps and runs away, crawling under the door. "Stupid fungus"
"You're still very young yet you're never going to age. You're Imprinted on a complete monster and-" He never gets to finish that sentence. Oddly, it's very hard to be a snarky a$$ when there's a forever-seventeen-year-old clawing your eyes out.
"Take that back!" I say, surprising myself when I draw blood. "Kakuzu-kun is anything but a monster!" He punches me hard in the stomach, taking my breath away before tossing me across the room where I flop into the wall like a rag doll. He puts a pale hand to the slim cut on his face, not even an inch long and pulls away. He doesn't seem surprised by the blood, or even angry. Not even annoyed. Okay, that really makes me mad. I drew blood on an Other and he didn't show any f*cking reaction?!
"I said what I meant, Maru-chan," He says looking at me with those creepy as hell snake-like eyes. "Every one of those Akatsuki members is a monster and you will become like them if you don't heed my word." He spits out the word like it's venomous.
"Just let me out of here, I'm not interested in what you have to say," I say knowing I sound exasperated.
"Oh my, my, my," He smirks and exposes the unconscious pilot's throat, putting his sturdier than diamond nail against it. "I'm afraid it would be in all of our best interests for you to listen. After all, I don't know how to fly a plane,"
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