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Song and Lyrics aren't mine.
"Next Contestant is...Grant Wiles!" Pinhead announced.
A slender, school teacher looking man stepped forward.
"What song are you gonna ruin for us?" Freddy asked nonchalantly, hacking into the Grant's mind to see if he could get a hint as to what Grant would be singing.
"Hopefully none...I'm going to sing..."
"Oh no, He's going to sing..." Freddy didn't even have time to warn everyone before Grant started dramatically...
"Bartender I really did it this time,
Broke my parole to have a good time,
When I got home it was six am.,
The door was locked so I kicked it in,
She was trippin' on the bills,
I think she was high on some pills..."
"You'd have to be high on something to listen to anymore of this!" Jason scrawled on the dry erase board.
"She threw my things out into the yard,
Then she called me a bum and slapped me real hard..."
"Can you blame the woman for wanting to get rid of him?!" Chucky asked Freddy who nodded in agreement.
"And in my drunken stupor,
I did what I shoulda never done,
Now I'm sitt'in here talking to you,
Drunk and on the run..."
"I'd believe he was drunk too, If he rolled up on my stage, which this is, and started singing this...song?
Although, In his case I wouldn't count this as a song...More like a cry for mental help..." Freddy whispered to Jason.
Freddy straightened up and the music stopped.
"Okay, This is what I think...
One: I'd prefer to be deaf if I had to hear you sing this again.
Two: This song is now on the list of songs I hate, Charles please delete it from my iTunes..."
A laptop popped up in front of Chucky who did as he was asked.
Freddy waited until Chucky was done before continuing.
"Three: And this the biggie...GET OFF MY STAGE!!!!"
Grant looked like he was going to cry.
"How could you be so Heartless?"
"Careful practice." Freddy retorted coolly.
"At least I'm not as Cold as you!" Grant sobbed.
"You don't have the necessary requirements."
It was Jason's turn to access the situation.
He just held up his board again.
Finally, It was Chucky's turn to say something.
"I agree with Freddy and Jason...Dude, your out."
Grant looked at the judges in turn.
His eyes filled with tears...he ran out.
"I'm gonna tell my Mommy!" Grant called over his shoulder, then he was gone.
"Two down." Freddy murmured.
