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(Thank you for the idea sereneflower this is a random chapter just for you!)

Pinhead: I thank you, oh amazing reader...My darling Kira is still alive!!! Oh I love you Kira...

Me:(Having the life squeezed out of me by pinhead who is obsessively hugging me...) Elliot?! Please let go...losing consciousness...

Freddy: (Slapping Pinhead really hard, and pulling Kira away) Let her go stupid...She has to write the story...

Pinhead: Right! (Glances at Kira in Freddy's arms. She's passed out.) Oh My God,...She's gonna need mouth to mouth...(Gently slaps Kira on the cheek) She's unresponsive...I'd be more than willing to help though. (Leans over author licking his lips) I'm doing this just for you dearest...

Chucky: Wait! I think she's coming around...

Me: (Looking up at Freddy) You saved me! (I kiss him, He drops me to the floor and I winced as pain commences in my rear, and left side.)

Freddy: (Running around) I need bleach!!!!

Pinhead: (Racing to my side) Are you okay?! Did he hurt you?! (Inspecting my side) It's going to be bruised! He hurt you?! (Standing up angrily)

Me: Freddy didn't mean to...Calm down...

Pinhead: (Conjures up Freddy obsessed Fan girl) Fredrick?!

Freddy: (Spitting out bleach) Hu...Omff!

Fan girl: (Pulls Freddy backstage) And then we'll have 56 kids, and then....

Me: (Turning red, and mumbling under my breath) HE IS MINE!

Pinhead: Kira,...It could get rough in there...maybe you should just sit and write...(Sighs defeated)

I'll go get him for you. (Stalks away hurt)

Me: What should I do!? Um, here's the story.

"The next contestant is...Nancy Thompson, singing...an original song she wrote?!"

Nancy walked onto stage confidently in her torn up, dirty outfit....Her appearance was due to Freddy though, so no one payed attention.

"BITCH!" Freddy roared nastily.

Nancy made no reply but started into her original song.

"This was inspired by Freddy's chant, sooooo here goes!

1,2 Freddy I'll get you, (She pulled a bat from behind her and started swinging it at Freddy)

3,4 I'm nota whore, (She picked up Chucky and hit Freddy in the face with him)

5,6 Your such a prick, (Nancy pulls Michael Myers knife from her back pocket, and stabs him. As he's tending to his wounds, she kicks him in the crotch, resulting in a yelp of pain and distress)

7,8 I'd never ask you on a date, (At this line she held Freddy at arms length)

9,10 Do you have a pen..."

Nancy had finally finished her chant...

The whole audience remained quiet.

"Why would you need a pen?!" Pinhead asked hurriedly.

Nancy looked smug.

"So that I can sign a million dollar contract of course!"

Freddy stood up quietly trying to sneak away.

Nancy spotted him and randomly produced a living care bear that hugged Freddy again he yelled in disgust and agony.

It was to much for Kira, who materialized next to Nancy and started beating the immortal crap out of her.

"It's my job to put Freddy through pain not...yours!"

As the girls wrestled the audience, and judges, took sides.

Pinhead was worrying about safety and such.

Freddy and Chucky were rooting for Kira, and Jason was the only one cheering for Nancy.

After a winning streak Kira, began losing.

Nancy held Kira's arms behind her back and beat her head against the floor.

"OWWWWWWWWWWWWW!" Kira shrieked.

After a few minutes she went still.

Nancy stood up and whooped victoriously.

The judges and announcer walked over to a lifeless author.

Jason checked for a pulse....there was none.

Freddy nodded grimly, before dragging Nancy away on the promise of a billion dollar contract.

He returned some minutes later in a sullen mood.

After hearing the news he sighed reluctantly...

"I'm gonna miss the bitch." Freddy began to cry.

"We all are..." Glen whimpered.

Kira began to stir slightly.

She looked up at the judges, and groggily asked:

"Is she gone yet?"

Everyone gasped.

Kira laughed sadisticly.

"I always come back..."

"But dying is such a bitch!" Chucky finished.

The Horror Icons went pale.

"Kira?...Are you related to anyone who refuses to die?"

Kira sat up unstably.

Tiffany and Glen kept her up.

"No, but for some reason Dad is terrified of my Uncle Michael...I don't why he's really nice...I think..."

"HOLY CRAP! MICHAEL MYERS?! I should have known...the knife...How did she get it though?" Freddy exclaimed.

"Yeah!...why is that important?!"

The group was interrupted by a bloody Nancy, who screamed:

"Haha! I didn't die!"

Kira rolled her dark brown eyes.

"Do you mind?"

"Mind what?" Freddy asked.

Kira crawled over to the knife Nancy had used on Freddy, then she crawled slowly over to where Nancy lay.

She raised the knife getting ready to strike at Nancy's heart...(You get the idea, imagine what you will)

Kira stood up shakily.

"Talk about killer impulses!" Tiffany squeaked, happily.

"Good lord, She truly is the perfect woman."

Freddy hadn't meant anything by it as we know, but...

Freddy was suddenly thrown across the stage.

"Uncle Michael?!" Kira ran to him.

He locked her in a bone crushing hug.

"What are you doing here anyway?"

Michael looked at Kira.

"Your the next contestant?!"

Freddy shook himself off and rushed back across the stage.

"Kira, you can call me any time..."

Michael trudged forward to stand in place...He also threw Freddy across the stage again...Right into the fan girl's open arms.

"But you like me more than her...right?!"

"Gaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Help me!!!"

The fan girl pulled him into secluded janitorial closet.

There was click as the door locked, and pounding from the other side.

Pinhead looked into the camera.

"More after this!"

Everyone on stage waved to the camera.

After they were off, the laughing fit began.

What?! Were any of you surprised by this?!