My first real chapter! Enjoy it! It may seem boring at first, but it'll definitely pick up.
I don't own LOSE, or any of the characters. I own Natalia. :)


Chapter 1; The World Loves Wannabes

" Red Menace, Frogg! Get the door! My show is on and I do NOT wish to be disturbed!" Voltar barked, pointing to the door. " Someone's knocking! Hurry up before they go away!"

" Yes, Voltar!" Red said, quite enthusiastically. He skipped over to the door and looked through the peephole. " Oh! It's a girl! She's dressed all in black and she's carrying... Bags."

" Ooohh! It must be the housemaid The Metrotown Association of Evil Super Villains sent us!" Frogg said energetically. " I'll get it!"

" A girl?! Is she pretty? Get outta the way, boys. She'd probably want to speak to the man of the house."

The door flew open after much arguing.

" ... Erm.. Hello? I am Natalia Ivanov.. I am new housemaid, from Association of Evil Villains." Natalia said, chuckling nervously. So far, it seemed she was assigned to a madhouse from which there was no escape. " I-I have letter from them. They tell me not to open, just give to you so you can read."

" I'll take that, my dear.." Voltar said, grinning. He tore it open and read aloud " 'Ha-ha, you guys are such losers. We sent you a... Pretty little housemaid fresh out of.. Russia.. To hopefully, hopefully is in brackets... Clean up your... Act... Kisses, The Association of Evil Supervillians'..". Voltar's eagerness immediately came to an abrupt stop. " CLEAN UP OUR ACT?!?! WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?!?!" The little red mutant yelled.

" Is that really what it says???" Dr. Frogg exclaimed, snatching the letter away and reading it quite thoroughly. " Clean up your.. Act.. Yup, That's really what it says."

" What that supposed to mean, eh? Natalia still have job, right?" Natalia said, eye twitching subtly. She had only just gotten to America a week ago, and was already VERY confused.

" I sure have got my hands full around here, what with cleaning, and Doomie. We could use some help around the house! I think you have a job, but we can... Only pay you with room and board." Red Menace said nervously. " A-Are you gonna stay?"

" Sure. Have no place to live right now anyway... By the way, I move to America last week.. if you haven't noticed, my English.. PSH, is terrible." Natalia said, scratching her neck and loosening her spiked collar a bit.

" That's okay! I've been living in America for most of my adult life. Where are you from IN Russia, then? I grew up in Siberia." Red said proudly. " I was a farm boy!"

Natalia shook her head, " Ha, I was farm kid too.. But no. People who give you letter get it wrong. I grow up in far side of northern Romania, but have.. VERY Russian parents... Siberia not sound bad, though.." She said, smiling.

" Same with me. My parents were German, but I grew up here in the states." Dr. Frogg cut in, trying to act suave. None of them had really talked to a girl in.. Well, forever.

" But... You have Polish accent. Ha ha. Ironic, no?" Natalia laughed. She leaned against the siding, putting down her shiny black suitcase and her Zim bag.

" Just don't call me Hitler..." Frogg said

" Don't call me Stalin, we do just fine, eh?"

" I'll take that.." Red said, picking up her suitcase and messenger.

" Where you take them? Make sure I not lose it here... Is bigger place then I have ever lived in."

" We have an empty room upstairs. You can stay there, I guess. We'll just move a couch up there or something." Voltar said.

" Come on in, I'll show you around!" Red said cheerily, beckoning her inside.


I'm stuck... :( I don't know what should happen next.. Help me, guys!