I do not own Naruto but I DO own Katsuki Shizenno, Mimiko Kawaii, Sasazuka Yumeno and Sunagakure no Rekkami.
I sighed as I walked to Kakuzu and Hidan's room.
What great friends I had.
I'd just asked them a few hours ago if I could use the room for one hour; just for the counseling.
Flashback Mode; normal POV...
"So what do you think?" Katsuki said. "I'm sure it will work."
"Ohmigosh!" Rekka yelled. "Are you absolutely out of your mind?"
"Katsuki," Sasazuka said, calmly.
She was using Katsuki's name. She meant business.
"We are not letting you use this room to counsel--"
"Two freakin' maniacs!" Rekka interupted.
"Don't, Katsu-chan!" Mimiko cried.
"Okay," Katsuki exhaled. "Gosh! You guys are just so considerate."
End flashback.
Well, there was no turning back now.
I knocked on the door of Hidan and Kakuzu's room.
"Enter," Kakuzu said.
"Listen to the oh powerful one," Hidan said sarcastically as I walked in.
I rolled my eyes.
Then I gasped.
Hidan's side of the room was red with blood stains. A strange shrine was beside his bed and his entire side looked messy, bloody and dark. He should never had chose a white bedspread. Kakuzu's side of the room was neat but dark with hues of grey and black. The only bright objects in the room were his mounds of gold and jewels that couldn't fit in his safe.
"I will kill those girls!" I muttered.
"What was that?" Hidan asked.
"Nothing about you two. But let's start talking about you two."
I sat on the chair between where Kakuzu and Hidan sat on their individual beds.
"Okay," I said slowly, trying to keep the calm in the room. "How did this start."
"Well," Hidan started. "This [censored]--"
"Hey, hey!" I raised my voice. "No cursing. This is therepy."
Hidan growled but continued.
"Kakuzu said I was no good for anything."
"Why is that all of a sudden a problem?" I asked.
"He did after he stole my scythe and fuh-reakin' slapped me."
"Good," Kakuzu interrupted. "Now how about you tell the whole story."
"Don't you get started with me!"
"I cannot believe you're trying to threaten me."
"What?! Why you--"
[remaining sentence censored out]
"OHMIGOSH!" I screamed. "I said none of that!"
"Yeah, yeah, whatever," Hidan muttered, crossing his arms.
"Kakuzu," I turned to him. "I know Hidan totally exagerates and all."
"Do not!" Hidan huffed.
"Now you're acting like a brat," Kakuzu said flatly.
"Shut up!"
"Ahem," I said.
Everyhing got quiet for a second.
"Now," Kakuzu finally said. "I did indeed do those thing but it was because he absent-mindedly knocked over a candle and burned 18,000 yen."
"I said, I'm sorry!" Hidan shouted and then began muttering curses.
"Is that really true?" I asked.
"Yes. But how does that bring back my money. I asked him to pay it back but--"
"Of course I wouldn't!" Hidan screamed. "After what you did--"
"I took the scythe because I knew you'd start swinging it as soon as I opened my mouth--"
"But--"
"Wait!" I said. "I think I see something here."
I leaned back massaging my temples and closed my eyes.
When I sat up and opened them and ajusted my glasses Hidan and Kakuzu were staring at me.
"You see," I began, my eyebrow twitching from the strange stares. "Hidan is actually lonely most the time. You give him some happiness and all so that explains why he'd get ticked if you made him feel bad over an accident."
Kakuzu cocked a brow.
I turned to Hidan.
"Kakuzu has a short temper but he doesn't hate you. Neither one of you zombies hate each other."
I giggled some.
"Oh, c'mon," I said. "Just apologize, ne. Both of you. Without each other who'd ya beat up? Without killing 'em anyway."
"Fine," Kakuzu said, flatly. "You're luckily forgiven."
"Okay," Hidan said. "I guess I forgive you. Baka."
"See?" I said, smiling proudly.
Hidan stared straight into my eyes.
I could feel my heartbeat rapidly increasing again like with Pein.
Oh if he'd stop staring!
Hidan drew back.
"You're so weird," he said finally.
"Very," Kakuzu agreed.
"Whoa!" I said jokingly. "I must be really good. You guys agreed on something. I should come back more often."
"No," they firmly said in unison.
I laughed.
I was glad it worked out though.
Now I needed to lay down and get rid of this massive headache.
A/N: You know if you really think about it that is how those two work. XD Thanks for reading.
~Katsuki Shizenno
