Freddy grabbed a glass of water gargling and spitting.
The soap was foaming violently with a vengence.
"Mect conestent!" Freddy choked.
"What'd he say?" Kira asked leaning over Jason to ask Elliot.
"I think something along the lines of 'next contestant!'." Elliot explained.
As the words escaped his lips, a raven haired girl he introduced as Bailey Perts stepped up to the microphone, adjusting it accordingly.
Jason perked up immediately.
He hadn't been excited all evening, and now was a little delayed.
Freddy snorted.
"Jay isn't show on the take off after all! He's just noticed how tight Bailey's jeans are! I congradulate you Jay."
Bailey began her song.
"Don't trust me"
By: 3OH!3
Black dress, with the tights underneath,
I've got the breath of the last ciggerette on my teeth
And she's an actress, but she ain't got
no need.
She's got money from parents in a trust fund back
east.
Tongues, always pressed to your cheeks.
While my
tounge is on the inside of some other girl's teeth.
Tell your
boyfriend, if he says he's got beef,
That I'm a vegetarian, and I
ain't f**king scared of him.
She wants to touch me wahoo.
She
wants to love me wahoo.
She'll never leave me wahoo, wahoo hoo
hoo.
Don't trust a ho.
Never trust a ho.
Won't trust a
ho.
'Cuz a ho won't trust me...
Freddy personally threw Bailey out.
Jason angrily tossed Freddy in Kira's lap and took off.
"Atta boy Voorhees!!! You aren't as slow as we all thought..."
Everyone looked at Freddy.
"Oh Freddy..." Kira purred.
Freddy felt sick as Pinhead announced commercial brake.
"I'm screwed." He whispered as the audience collectively left to go to the bathroom.
Chucky giggled.
"See ya in a few Frederick."
The door snapped shut behind the other judges.
"Oh shit....Kira?"
Kira smiled innocently...her eyes gave her away though.
Freddy sighed warily.
"Let's get this over with."
(If you want to be a contestant in future chapters, let me know and I'll send you the questions I need answered...)
